Everybody Loves Raymond: Fish & Fowl

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Debra tries to create her own traditions with a fish for Thanksgiving dinner, but Marie schemes to outshine her with a good old-fashioned turkey.

WHERE ARE YOUR FOLKS?

- WELL, MY MOM'SNOT HERE YET,

BUT, HEY, GOOD NEWS:DAD'S IN OUR BED.

- YOU KNOW YOUR MOM IS DOINGTHIS ON PURPOSE, DON'T YOU?

YEAH, SHE'S TRYING TO THROWMY TIMING OFF.

SHE WANTS MY FISH

TO BE A BIG DRIED-OUTPIECE OF BASS JERKY.

- YOU'RE NOT GONNACRY AGAIN, ARE YOU?

- NO.- ALL RIGHT. STOP.

[knock on door]

EVERYTHING'SGOING FINE, OKAY?

STOP WORRYING.

EVERYTHING'SGONNA BE ALL RIGHT.

EVERYBODY'S GONNALOVE YOUR DINNER.

- MY GOD,THAT FISH SMELL

IS LIKE A--A PUNCHIN THE FACE.

- YOU REMEMBERGREAT UNCLE MEL

AND HIS CHILDLIKEINNOCENCE.

- HI, MEL.

- UM, FRED AND BISHOPARE PARKING THE CAR.

- FRED AND BISHOP?

- THEY'RE FRIENDSOF MINE.

WE'RE NOT GAY.

- I'LL GO SETTWO EXTRA PLATES.

- OKAY,THAT'S THE SPIRIT.

EVERYBODY'SWELCOME HERE.

IT'S THANKSGIVING.

- OH, HO.HAPPY THANKSGIVING.

- MA, WHAT AREYOU DOING?

- WELL, DEBRA INSISTEDON COOKING A FISH,

SO I COOKED A TURKEYIN CASE PEOPLE WANT TO...

EAT.

- THANKS FOR DOINGTHIS, RAYMOND.

LOOKS LIKE YOU GOTTHE WHOLE FAMILY TOGETHER.

- YEAH. YEAH, IT'SDYSFUNCTION-PALOOZA.

- OH, YOU KNOWWHAT I FORGOT?

OVEN MITTS.

- IS THAT A TURKEY?

- A TURKEY?

- WHAT ARE YOUTRYING TO DO?

- OH, DON'T WORRY.IT'S JUST TO PICK AT.

BUT IT'S VERY HEAVY.WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO PUT IT?

- I'LL TELL YOUWHERE YOU CAN PUT IT.

- RIGHT--IT GOES HERE.

PUT IT ON THE TABLE,

RIGHT NEXTTO OUR BEAUTIFUL FISH.

- BIGGER AND BIGGER.

- HUH?

FISH AND FOWL,

FRIENDS,

TOGETHER...

ON OUR TABLEOF THANKS.

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