Melanie and Alec First Time

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Melanie (Bertenilli) wants her first time with Alec to be perfect, but ends up "fake-porning" it.

- WOW!

THAT WAS--YOU ARE--

I MEAN, YOU HOPE.

AND YOU PICTURE.

BUT YOU.

WOW!

- YOU FAKE-PORNED HIM?- I FAKE-PORNED HIM.

- WHY?- I PANICKED!

EMMET SAID,"MEN LIKE ENTHUSIASM,"

SO I WENT A LITTLE OVERBOARD.

I MEAN, I WAS LIKE

SOMEONE REVIEWING THEIROWN BUSINESS ON YELP.

- YOU SET THE SEX BARWAY TOO HIGH.

- I KNOW!

AND NOW HE'S GONNA EXPECTFAKE-PORN MELANIE EVERY TIME.

I'M GONNA BE SO BUSYPUTTING ON A SHOW

THAT I WON'T BE ABLETO RELAX AND ENJOY IT!

- AND YOU CAN'T GO BACK.IT'S LIKE TIPPING.

ONCE YOU GO 30%,YOU CAN'T GO BACK TO 20%.

YOU HAVE TO FAKEYOUR OWN DEATH

AND FIND A NEW MANICURIST.

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