All Aboard a Gay Cruise

  • Aired

Victoria is invited to speak on an A-list gay cruise and brings Melanie, Joy and Elka with her. Watch land on TV Land Wednesdays at 10PM/9C!Hot in Cleve

PRETEND TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND?

- YOU'RE NOT REALLY MY TYPE.

- VICTORIA, I JUST WANTTO SAY GOOD-BYE.

I WILL SEE YOU TONIGHTAT DINNER.

- I'LL SEE YOU OUT.

UH, JOY? MELANIE NEEDSSOME GAY ADVICE.

- WELL, WHY CAN'TYOU HELP HER?

- WELL, YOU'RE A LITTLEGAYER THAN I AM.

SHE REALLY,REALLY NEEDS YOU.

- I'LL SEE YOU LATER, CAPTAIN.[giggles]

- SO, IT IS JUST WE.

I SENSE SOMETHING ABOUT YOU.

YOU'RE NOT GAY.

- HOW DARE YOU!

OH.

- DON'T WORRY, LITTLE BIRD.YOUR SECRET IS SAFE.

PROTECTED BYCAPTAIN-PASSENGER PRIVILEGE.

- I'VE HEARD OF IT.

- PERHAPS YOU SWING BOTH WAYS.

- HMM, PERHAPS I SWING ONE WAYAND THEN TOWARD YOU.

- PERHAPS, YOU WOULD LIKETO SWING BY MY CABIN LATER.

- PERHAPS I'D LIKE THATVERY MUCH.

- SHALL WE SAY 1700 HOURS?

- 1700 HOURS.

[whimpering]WHEN IS THAT?

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