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After Emmet's escape from prison, an FBI agent (Thomas Lennon) interrogates the ladies. But the lie detector's results reveals more than the truth.

IN FRONT OFA LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE.

- SPECIAL AGENTGRIFFIN GILMORE,

ADMINISTERINGPOLYGRAPH EXAMINATION.

CASE NUMBER 2498,ESCAPE FROM

OHIO FEDERALCORRECTIONS FACILITY,

PRISONER: EMMET LAWSON.

- SIR.- YES?

- EMMET IS A SIR.

HE WAS KNIGHTEDBY THE QUEEN,

YOU KNOW, LIKE SIR ELTON JOHNAND SIR PAUL MCCARTNEY.

I MEAN, MAYBE THE QUEENIS JUST A BIG FAME WHORE

AND THIS IS HER WAYOF MEETING CELEBRITIES,

BUT IT SHOULDCOUNT FOR SOMETHING.

- IT DOESN'T.

OKAY, I'M GONNA ASK YOUA FEW SIMPLE QUESTIONS,

JUST TO ESTABLISHA BASELINE RESPONSE.

STATE YOUR NAME.- VICTORIA CHASE.

- AGE?- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

- HOW OLD YOU ARE.

- PASS.NEXT QUESTION.

- ADDRESS?

- UH, 60-SOMETHINGCEDARCLIFF ROAD,

CLEVELAND--OHIO.

I-I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE

THAT I ACTUALLYLIVE IN CLEVELAND.

BUT IN L.A.,WE WERE FEELING

DEVALUED AND DISPOSABLE.

- MS. CHASE, THISIS A CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION,

NOT A CELEBRITY INTERVIEW.

- NO, YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?

THIS--THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

NOW I DON'T KNOW ANYTHINGABOUT WHERE EMMET IS,

OR IF HE'S OKAY,

OR IF I'M EVERGOING TO SEE HIM AGAIN.

ALL I KNOW IS THATHE LEFT PRISON

WEARING MY CLOTHES,MY WIG, AND MY SHOES.

- HER SHOES?THOSE ARE MY SHOES.

WORKED WITH JEANSAND DRESSES--

A FIVE-INCH HEELYOU COULD ACTUALLY WALK IN.

[sighs]I MISS THEM.

I'M SORRY,I'M A LITTLE HORMONAL.

IS THAT THING AFFECTEDBY SOMEONE BEING PREGNANT?

- NO, BUT I DON'T SEEWHY THAT WOULD BE AN ISSUE.

- WHAT IS THATSUPPOSED TO MEAN?

THAT I'M TOO OLDTO GET PREGNANT?

- AND THAT'S REGISTERINGAS A TRUTHFUL STATEMENT.

- [laughs]WELL, THE JOKE'S ON YOU,

LIE DETECTOR,BECAUSE I AM PREGNANT.

- OH, CONGRATULATIONSTO YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND.

- THANK YOU.WE'RE VERY HAPPY.

- AND THAT'S REGISTERINGAS A FALSE STATEMENT.

- OKAY, UM,I'M NOT MARRIED.

BUT MY BOYFRIEND IS THRILLED.

THAT'S ALSOREGISTERING FALSE--

- FINE, HE'S NOTMY BOYFRIEND ANYMORE

AND I HAVEN'T TOLD HIM.

WE BROKE UP MONTHS AGO

AND I DON'T KNOWWHAT TO DO.

BUT I REALLY SHOULD TELL HIM,SHOULDN'T I?

WHAT DOES THAT MACHINE SAY?

- IT'S A POLYGRAPH, MA'AM,NOT A MAGIC EIGHT BALL.

- THERE'S NO REASONTO BE MEAN.

- SORRY, MA'AM.

- I WAS TALKINGABOUT THE "MA'AM."

- IT'S JUSTTHE WEIRDEST THING.

THE LAST FEW DAYS,MEN HAVE BEEN

COMING OUT OF THE WOODWORKAND HITTING ON ME,

GIVING ME THE OLD,"HEY, HOW'S IT GOING?"

ON ONE HAND,IT'S FLATTERING.

ON THE OTHER,IT'S TERRIBLE TIMING.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

- I ASKED IF YOUWERE READY TO BEGIN.

- I AM.

- MS. SCROGGS,DO YOU RECALL

ANYTHING STRANGE ABOUTEMMET LAWSON'S BEHAVIOR

THE LAST TIMETHAT YOU SAW HIM?

- NO. BUT I WASTOO DISTRACTED BY THE FACT

THAT THE PRIEST,AN UNDERCOVER TABLOID REPORTER,

TURNED OUT TO BETHE BABY-DADDY

I HAVEN'T SEEN IN 33 YEARS.

AND HE'S COMING BACK FOR ME,

AS SOON AS HE INFILTRATESKENSINGTON PALACE

AND GETS PICTURESOF THE ROYAL BABY.

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