Cedric and the After Party: Bride and Prejudice

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Cedric talks about desserts, his accomplishments, worst pick up lines and more! Check out Cedric and the After Party every Wednesday after The Soul Man on TV Land!

[cheers and applause]

- OUR QUESTION IS,WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DESSERT?

IT'S SIMPLE.IT'S SO CRAZY.

LIKE, YOU KNOW, OF ALLTHE DESSERTS IN THE WORLD,

I LIKE YELLOW CAKEWITH CHOCOLATE ICING.

[cheers and applause]- RIGHT ON THE--

KEEP IT--KEEP IT SIMPLE.

AND IT'S GOTTA BESOFT AND MOIST, ALL RIGHT?

AND IT CAN'T BE,LIKE, AROUND.

LIKE, CAN'T BE NO THREE-DAYOLD CAKE.

I DON'T WANT THAT ONELIKE THAT.

I WANT THE NEW ONE THAT'SHOT AND SOFT AND, MMM.

I JUST CAN'T TAKE THAT.

- HAVE YOU EVER TRIEDTO IMPRESS ANYONE, AND WHY?

- MAINLY TRYING TO IMPRESSPEOPLE TO GET A JOB.

YOU KNOW?I MEAN, THAT'S THE--

THAT'S THE MAIN THINGTHAT I'VE EVER REALLY,

YOU KNOW, REALLY DONE.

I MEAN, I THINKWHEN I WAS YOUNGER,

I TRIED TO IMPRESSA GIRL, YOU KNOW.

LIKE, IN LIKEJUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

DRESSED UP A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCHBEFORE THE TIME.

WORE--WORE A LITTLE OUTFITTHAT, YOU KNOW,

THAT WASN'T REALLY--IT WAS, YOU KNOW,

A LITTLE BIT FOR EASTER.YOU KNOW, I WASN'T--

I DIDN'T TO HAVETHAT MANY BUTTONS ON, YOU KNOW.

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSEDTO BE IN SEVENTH GRADE

WITH, LIKE, A NINE-BUTTON SUITON, YOU KNOW.

- WHAT ARE SOME OTHER THINGS YOUWANT TO ACCOMPLISH IN LIFE?

- I FEEL VERY BLESSED TO BEDOING WHAT I'M DOING.

I MEAN, I THINK THAT,YOU KNOW,

I WOULD LIKE TO CONTINUETO, UH,

DEVELOP OTHER TALENT.

I LIKE TO WRITE.I LIKE TO DIRECT.

I WANT TO DO, LIKE,A LITTLE MORE DRAMATIC WORK

AS FAR AS LIKE FINDING

SOMETHING REALLY COOLTO DO IN A MOVIE

WHERE IT'S A LITTLE MOREOF A DRAMATIC ROLE,

WHERE PEOPLE CAN SEE MEBEYOND MY--

MY KIND OF HUMOROUS STANCE.

SO--AND, THEN, UH,CONTINUE TO DO

GREAT CHARITY WORK.

JUST, YOU KNOW,LEAVE A MARK

AS BEING A GOOD DUDETHAT WALKED THIS EARTH.

THAT'S WHAT I REALLY LIKE TO DOAND WANTED, YOU KNOW,

AND I WANT TO LEAVE BEHIND.

- WHAT IS THE WORST PICKUP LINETHAT YOU'VE EVER USED?

- WELL, MOST OF MY LINESARE SO SMOOTH, YOU KNOW.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?I DON'T REALLY MISS TOO OFTEN.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?LET ME JUST THINK ABOUT--

BUT A BAD LINE,YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

OH, YOU KNOW.I DON'T--

I--I DON'T HAVENO BAD LINES.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

IT'S JUST ME AND YOU, BABY.YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

[laughter and catcalls]

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