The Golden Girls: Condoms, Condoms, Condoms!

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Rose, Blanche, and Dorothy all have dates for Valentine's day weekend, but first they make a last-minute stop at the drugstore they won't too soon forget.

AND WE WERE PICKING UPLAST-MINUTE ODDS AND ENDS

IN A DRUGSTORE...

OK, WE HAVESUNTAN LOTION,CHAPSTICK,

AND HALF A DOZENCHEAP, TAWDRY,ROMANCE NOVELS.

THEN WE'RE ALL SET.

EVERYTHING WE NEEDFOR THE CRUISE.

MAYBE WE DON'THAVE EVERYTHING.

WHAT ARE WE MISSING?

WE ARE GOING AWAYFOR A ROMANTIC WEEKEND

TO THE BAHAMAS WITHJEFF, RICH, AND RANDY.

IT MIGHT BEA GOOD IDEA TO TAKE ALONGSOME PROTECTION.

WHAT KIND OF PROTECTION?

TWO ARMEDPINKERTON GUARDS.

NO, BLANCHE ISTALKING ABOUT, UH...

A NESTLE'S CRUNCH?

ONE OVER.

AN ENEMA BAG?

TO THE RIGHT.

DENTU-GRIP?

CONDOMS, ROSE!CONDOMS,CONDOMS, CONDOMS!

CALM DOWN, LADY.

YOU JUST GETOUT OF PRISON?

GIRLS...WHAT DO YOU THINK?

WELL, IT'S NOTA BAD IDEA, BUT..

I'M A LITTLEEMBARRASSED.

OH, ME, TOO.

EMBARRASSED?THERE'S NO REASONTO BE EMBARRASSED.

THESE ARE DISCREETPROFESSIONALS.

IT'S A PRIVATE MATTER.

WHATEVER WE BUYIS NOBODY'S BUSINESSBUT OUR OWN.

I'D LIKE A PACKAGEOF THESE, PLEASE.

AND, UH,I'LL TAKE THESE.

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