Cedric and the After Party: Music and Lyric

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Cedric talks about Michael Jordan, Lebron James and some of his first jokes as a comedian. Check out Cedric and the After Party every Wednesday after The Soul Man on TV Land!

- I GOT A SERIOUS QUESTION.- OKAY.

- LEBRON JAMES...- LEBRON JAMES.

- OR MICHAEL JORDAN.

- OH, SO--SEE, SHE BROUGHT--

SHE BROUGHT THE SPORTSCENTERUP IN ME HERE.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I MEAN, I'M FROM THAT ERA,YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

SO I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO WITHMICHAEL JORDAN ON THIS,

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

[cheers and applause]

AND THEN, YOU KNOW--AND IT'S NOT THE FACT

THAT HE SENDS ME BOXES OF SHOESAND SWEAT SUITS.

AND HE'LL PROBABLYGET THIS TAPE SOMEWHERE.

AND SPONSORINGMY GOLF TOURNAMENT.

YOU KNOW, NONE OFTHOSE THINGS MAKE--

UH, WHAT I'M SAYING.BUT AS YOU KNOW--

BUT I DO FEEL LIKELEBRON IS A GREAT ATHLETE.

I GIVE HIM HIS PROPS FOR,YOU KNOW,

BEING WHO HE ISIN THIS DAY.

BUT IF I'M GONNA GOSTRAIGHT-UP BASKETBALL,

I'M GOIN' MJ ALL DAY.

[cheers and applause]23!

- SO MY QUESTION IS:WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF

ONE OF YOUR KIDS ACTED LIKELYRIC DID IN THIS EPISODE.

- BEAT HER.- BEAT HER?

GET THAT RAZORSTRAP OUT!

[laughter]

- DO YOU REMEMBERTHE FIRST JOKE YOU EVER WROTE?

- I DO, UH, YOU KNOW.

IT WAS A LOT OF JOKES,BUT I USED TO SING FIRST, SO--

- CAN YOU SING SOMETHINGFOR US REAL QUICK?

- NO. NO, NO.

AND I ALWAYS DID, LIKE,CHURCH AND STUFF.

SO ONE OF MY FIRST JOKESWAS ABOUT,

LIKE, A PREACHERGOING TO MCDONALD'S.

AND I JUST--I REMEMBER THAT.

AND IT WAS JUST, LIKE,YOU KNOW,

BACK IN THE DAY,A PREACHER BE--

HE ALWAYSGO TO MCDONALD'S.

HE A PREACHER,ORDERING LIKE,

"FIRST GET ME A BIG MAC."

BUT--NO, BUT--[laughs]

"FIRST, GIVE ME A--I WANT A BIGMAC WITH TWO ALL-BEEF PATTIES,

"SPECIAL SAUCE,LETTUCE, CHEESE,

"PICKLES AND ONIONS,ON A SESAME SEED BUN.

"BUT YOU SEE,I AIN'T THROUGH YET.

I GOT A COUPONFOR SOME FREE FRIES."

THE DOORS OF THE CHURCHWILL OPEN.

[laughter, applause]

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