The Golden Girls: Cupcakes

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Dorothy's cupcakes are dry and tasteless.

A PURELYHYPOTHETICAL QUESTION?

OH, SURE.

UM, LET'S SAY THAT, UH...

YOU MAKE MILES A BATCHOF YOUR DELICIOUSCREAMY CUPCAKES,

AND HE LOVES THEM SO MUCH

THAT HE WANTS YOUTO MAKE THEMALL THE TIME.

MILES DOES HAVEA SWEET TOOTH.

BUT LET'S SAY THAT

EVEN THOUGHHE LOVES YOUR CUPCAKESMORE THAN LIFE ITSELF,

ONE DAY HE DECIDES TO TRYSOMEBODY ELSE'S CUPCAKES.

FOR LACKOF A BETTER EXAMPLE,

LET'S SAY MY CUPCAKES,

AND I, IN A MAD,PASSIONATE MOMENT,

UH, FORGET MYSELF

AND LET HIMTRY MY CUPCAKES.

HOW WOULD THATMAKE YOU FEEL?

I'D LIKE TO THINKI'D UNDERSTAND.

OH, GOOD.

GOOD. I WAS HOPINGTHAT'S WHAT YOU WOULD SAY.

[LAUGHING]

WHAT?

I'M SORRY.IT'S JUST THE IDEA

OF MILES WANTINGTO TRY YOUR CUPCAKES.

WHY IS THAT FUNNY?

NO OFFENSE, DOROTHY,

BUT YOUR CUPCAKESARE DRY AND TASTELESS.

NOBODY EVERLIKES YOUR CUPCAKES.

MY CUPCAKES ARE MOISTAND DELICIOUS.

MEN LOVE MY CUPCAKES.

GET A CLUE, DOROTHY.

MEN WOULD RATHERPAY FOR CUPCAKES.

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,YOU SWEDISH MEATBALL.

I'VE--

WAIT. WAIT A MINUTE.

YOU'RE ACTUALLY TALKINGABOUT CUPCAKES,AREN'T YOU?

YOU BET I'M TALKINGABOUT CUPCAKES.

WHAT ARE YOUTALKING ABOUT?

WAIT A MINUTE.

HAVE YOU AND MILESBEEN...

BAKING TOGETHER?

ROSE, I WOULD NEVERDO THAT TO YOU.

I SWEAR.

GOOD. BECAUSEIF I EVER CAUGHT MILES

WITH ANOTHER WOMANIN MY KITCHEN,

I'D--

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