Hot in Cleveland Highlight: All My Exes

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Victoria's trip down memory lane leads her to an Ex who broke her heart.

- OH, HE SAID I MADE HIMFEEL INVISIBLE.

THAT OUR MARRIAGE WAS LIKETHE VICTORIA CHASE SHOW

AND HE WAS JUSTA SUPPORTING ACTOR.

OF COURSE, WHEN I POINTED OUT

THAT I'M STILLSUPPORTING HIM FINANCIALLY,

SUDDENLY GLEE WAS ONAND HE HAD TO SCOOT.

- HAVE YOU HEARD FROMANY OF YOUR OTHER EXES?

- MM. NOT FROM ERNIE OR FROM HEWHO MUST NEVER BE MENTIONED.

- WHY MUST HE NEVERBE MENTIONED?

- BECAUSE HE BROKE MY HEART.

BADLY.

ANYWAY, NOW I AM GOINGTO VIDEO CHAT WITH CLARK.

HE'S IN NAIROBI.

- WHY ARE YOU TWOIN HOSPITAL ROBES?

- WE CHECKED IN.

TURNS OUT A HOSPITAL ANDVEGAS AREN'T THAT DIFFERENT.

WE HAVE CABLE TV,ROOM SERVICE--

- WELL, THERE MAYNOT BE MALE STRIPPERS,

THERE ARE A LOT GUYSWITH GOWNS OPEN IN THE BACK.

[phone rings]

- HELLO, MOTHER.

- OH, NO.

IT'S NOT CLARK.

IT'S HIS PARROT.

WE'RE SWORN ENEMIES.

- VICTORIA'S A BITCH.

- I LOVE THAT BIRD.

- YOU REALIZE HE'S A PARROT.

HE ONLY REPEATSWHAT OTHERS HAVE SAID.

- OH, NOT THIS PARROT.HE'S VICIOUS.

- VICTORIA'S BAD IN BED.

- THIS LITTLE BEADY-EYEDPERVERT USED TO WATCH US.

- LAYS THERE LIKE A LOX.

LAYS THERE LIKE A LOX.

- YOU KNOW, THERE'S A LOT OFMOVEMENT YOU CAN'T SEE, BARRY.

- GOOD-BYE, MOTHER.[click]

- OH...

MAYBE THIS WAS A STUPID IDEAGETTING IN TOUCH WITH MY EXES.

- HELLO, VICTORIA.

- WHO'S THAT?

- HE WHO MUSTNEVER BE MENTIONED.

- OH...

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