Hot in Cleveland Highlight: Win Win

  • Season 5
  • Aired

When Victoria finally wins an Oscar, things don't go as she dreamed it would.

- HURRY UP.

CAN YOU STILL SEETHE WINE STAINS ON MY SLEEVES?

- NO. IT'S OKAY.I'LL JUST TIE THEM BEHIND YOU.

- AND VICTORIA CHASEFOR CLEVELAND RHAPSODY.

- OH, GOD. THAT'S ME.HURRY.

- IT'S DONE.YOU'RE GOOD.

- I CAN'T MOVE MY ARMS.

DO I LOOK LIKEI'M WEARING A STRAITJACKET?

- NO.YOU'RE STUNNING.

- AND THE OSCAR GOES TOHELEN MIRREN.

- [bleep]!

- AND VICTORIA CHASE.

- WHAT?

- IT'S A TIE!

[both scream]

- YOU WON!

THE RED LIGHT'S ON!

WE'VE BEEN ON TVTHE WHOLE TIME.

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- OH, MY GOD.

- DID JOY GET STUNGBY A BEE TOO?

- THAT'S HER BREAST.

AND LOOK AT THAT AUDIENCE--JUDGING THEM.

WELL, I'M JUDGING ALL OF YOUSKINNY BITCHES!

AND I FIND YOU GUILTY!

- OH, MY GOD.OH, MY GOD.

THANK YOU, ACADEMY.

STOP IT.STOP IT, GEORGE CLOONEY.

I'M SORRY.

GEORGE CLOONEYIS HUMPING MY LEG.

'CAUSE YOU SEE, HE'S ATTRACTEDTO MY BACON SMELL.

BECAUSE HE'S A DOG.

GEORGE CLOONEY IS A DOG.

I'M NOT CRAZY!

NURSE,SHOW AMERICA GEORGE CLOONEY.

UH, YES, I WISH I COULD BE THEREWITH ALL OF YOU,

BUT I DONATED MY LIVER.

- KIDNEY.- KIDNEY, RIGHT.

AND WHILE I KNOWI LOOK HORRIBLE--

- NO, YOU DO NOTLOOK HORRIBLE.

Y-YOU PEOPLE IN HOLLYWOOD,YOU'RE THE HORRIBLE ONES.

- MELANIE, WHAT THE HELLARE YOU DOING?

- I'M TAKING A STAND.

SHAME ON YOU, HOLLYWOODAND ALL YOU SIZE ZERO DRESSES.

THIS IS WHAT NORMALLOOKS LIKE.

AND, MOM, I'M SORRY.I-I LOVE YOU.

- I'M SORRY, MAMIE SUE.I'M SO SORRY.

I SHOULDN'T HAVE THROWN YOUUNDER THE BUS.

- MUSIC!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD,PLEASE, PLAY ME OFF!

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