Hot in Cleveland Highlight: I Just Met The Man I'm Going To Marry

  • Season 5
  • Aired

The man Joy's in love with only has eyes for Melanie, while Victoria tries to steal a suitcase potentially containing the identities of the Oscar nominees.

- HI.- HI.

- SO...

YOU LIKE PENIS?

[stammering]I MEAN PEANUTS!

P-PEANUTS.I--

I MEANT PEANUTS,'CAUSE YOU'RE EATING--

THOSE ARE PEANUTS.

I'VE GOTTA STOPSAYING "PEANUTS."

I GOTTA GO.

- I'M SO GLAD MELANIETOLD ME ABOUT YOUR SECRET CRUSH.

- AS AM I.

- I NEVER WOULD'VE GUESSED.

I MEAN, EVEN NOWIT SEEMS LIKE YOU DON'T LIKE ME.

AND I KNOWWHAT YOU'RE THINKING--

"OH, NATE. HE'S MADE OF NUMBERS,LIKE A COMPUTER."

[laughs]

BUT, UH, ANSWER ME THIS.

CAN A COMPUTER MAKE OUTWITH A HUMAN?

IT CANNOT.TRUST ME.

- WOULD YOU EXCUSE MEFOR A MOMENT?

GOD, I'M A WRECK!

- CAN'T HELP YOU.KEEP MOVING.

- I DON'T WANT YOUR BOOZE.I WANT YOUR ADVICE.

I HAVE TO PRETENDTO BE IN LOVE WITH NATE

FOR ANNOYING, NOBLE REASONSI CAN'T GET INTO,

BUT I DON'T THINKI CAN PULL IT OFF.

- YOU CAN'T UPSET HIM.

I NEED HIMTO WIN THE ELECTION.

- I APPLAUD YOUFOR YOUR DREAM, ELKA, BUT NO!

- YOU'VE SLEPTWITH THOUSANDS OF GUYS.

WHAT'S ONE MORE?

DO IT.

- CAN I TALK TO YOU, JOY?IT'S URGENT.

- MY HUSBANDHAS A BUCKET LIST.

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