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| Time | Show | Episode |
| 8:00am |
Poker Face
Elaine and Alan struggle to find the right balance of togetherness in their new relationship. When Elaine tags along with Alan on his weekly poker night, Alan finds himself stuck. Brandon helps out David when he discovers David is bluffing about a job.
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TV-PG |
| 8:30am |
The Dates
Alan and Elaine visit a couples therapist to help them navigate their new relationship, and they are each charged with planning the perfect date for one another. Meanwhile, David tries living with Amy but they soon find out they're more like their parents than they think.
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TV-PG |
| 9:00am |
A Kiss is Just a Kiss
When Fran suspects her best friends man of hitting on her, shes left with a decision that may tarnish their friendship.Guest star: Lou Diamond Phillips, Renee Taylor
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TV-PG |
| 9:30am |
Torn Between Two Lovetts
Charles Shaughnessy guest stars as a famous author who takes a liking to Peter and Fran.
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TV-PG |
| 10:00am |
Barney Fife, Realtor
Barney tries to earn some extra money by becoming a real estate agent.
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TV-G |
| 10:30am |
Goober Takes a Car Apart
Andy wishes he had not allowed Goober to run the courthouse in his absence.
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TV-G |
| 11:00am |
The Rehabilitation Otis
After an argument with Barney, Otis decides to do his drinking elsewhere.
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TV-G |
| 11:30am |
The Bullet Part 1
Matt Dillon, bushwhacked, will either die or become paralyzed unless a bullet is removed from an area near his spine.
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TV-G |
| 12:40pm |
The Bullet Part 2
Festus and Newly overpower outlaws transferring stolen gold from a train to a wagon and head off with the wagon and the gold.
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TV-G |
| 1:50pm |
The Bullet Part 3
Doc Adams faces a critical decision as to whether he should personally operate on the gravely wounded Marshal Dillon.
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TV-G |
| 3:00pm |
The Prime Of Life
Ben is driven to complete a contract and soon regrets his relentlessness when one of his men is killed in an accident.
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TV-PG |
| 4:00pm |
The Lila Conrad Story
Joe and Adam are accompanying Judge Knowlton and his wife to Virginia City when Joe finds Lila Conrad hiding in his wagon.
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TV-PG |
| 5:00pm |
Edwina
The nurses take a celibacy vow until someone goes on a date with lonely nurse Eddie (Edwina), and Hawkeye draws the short straw.
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TV-PG |
| 5:30pm |
Love Story
Radar gets a dreaded "Dear John" letter, and Hawkeye and Trapper look to help him rebound.
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TV-PG |
| 6:00pm |
Tuttle
Hawkeye and Trapper talk Radar into helping them invent a fictitious Capt. Tuttle, and the little lie only gets bigger.
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TV-PG |
| 6:32pm |
Reach Out and Teach Someone
Tim decides to do a Tool Time special for women to teach plumbing. After being called an idiot by Randy, Brad worries that he will do bad on a test.
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TV-G |
| 7:05pm |
Yule Better Watch Out
Tim competes in the neighborhood Christmas light competition.
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TV-G |
| 7:43pm |
The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo
This episode does a study in contrast, Sophia's busy day to Blanche, Dorothy and Rose's lazy day. While Sophia, organizes a band to raise money, volunteers at the hospital and battles return policies at the supermarket, Blanche, Dorothy and Rose sit around discussing what they should do that's constructive.
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TV-PG |
| 8:21pm |
The One That Got Away
Blanche is determined to sleep with the one man who has refused her once in the past. Meanwhile, Rose claims to have seen a UFO and gets the Air Force involved.
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TV-PG |
| 9:00pm |
The Author
The competition for attention between Ray and Robert reaches an all-time high with the brothers ending up in a fight.
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TV-PG |
| 9:30pm |
The Walk to the Door
Ray is mortified when he meets a girl he dated 25 years earlier and one he believes he treated with disrespect.
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TV-PG |
| 10:00pm |
Young Girl
All hell breaks loose when Robert starts dating a girl half his age.
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TV-PG |
| 10:30pm |
Fighting In-Laws
While celebrating Thanksgiving, Debra discovers that her seemingly contented parents are really not very happy with each other.
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TV-PG |
| 11:00pm |
Ticker Treat
Arthur forbids Halloween to be celebrated in the house, and Doug, fed up with Arthur's demands, defiantly decorates the house with Halloween decorations, which scares Arthur into the hospital.
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TV-PG |
| 11:36pm |
Lyin' Hearted
As Arthur is about to have his surgery he asks Carrie to bring him his sleep mask. When she is digging through his stuff looking for it she finds an old letter from Florida State saying she got into college. She never saw the letter before and starts to resent her father.
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TV-PG |
| 12:12am |
Depo Man
Carrie's boss gets his first big case and he needs an expert witness from IPS. When he asks Carrie to get her husband, she is worried he might embarrass her so she goes back and forth having Deacon and Doug come.
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TV-PG |
| 12:48am |
Life Sentence
After the surgery, Carrie decides it would be a good idea to get life insurance and to make sure Arthur has somewhere to go if one of them dies.
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TV-PG |
| 1:24am |
Yokel Hero
Rose is running for St. Olaf Woman of the Year and with a little help from Blanche and Dorothy, altering her list of qualifications on the entry form, she's a sure winner. Meanwhile, a heat wave strikes Miami and the girl's air conditioning goes out.
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TV-PG |
| 2:00am |
Bang the Drum, Stanley
At a baseball game, Sophia gets beaned. This prompts Stan to talk her into filing a lawsuit for payment on her severe injuries, which he gets her to fake. Meanwhile, Blanche and Rose prepare for roles in the play "Cats."
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TV-PG |
| 2:30am |
Brother, Can You Spare That Jacket?
When Sophia accidentally places Blanche's aviator jacket (with the winning lottery ticket in the pocket!), the girls do a little searching. The end up trying to get it back from a homeless shelter. In the end, after noticing how badly the people need the money, they decide to give the winning ticket to the shelter.
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TV-PG |
| 3:00am |
Going Mobile
Eric tells the guys that he's afraid Donna will regret marrying him and giving up all the plans she had for her life.
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TV-14 |
| 3:30am |
The Seeker
Midge comes back to Point Place. Hyde has an unexpected trip to the hospital. And Kitty finds some surprising information in Hyde's medical records.
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TV-14 |
| 4:30am |
I'm Hungry
Dan is persuaded to join Roseanne in a weight-loss program.
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TV-G |
| 5:00am |
DENISE GETS A 'D'
Denise's difficulties in school create tension at home, especially around straight-A sister Sondra.
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TV-G |
| 5:30am |
A GIRL AND HER DOG
Rudy and Peter discover that pet care is a serious responsibility when they take in a lost dog.
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TV-G |
| 6:00am |
Yokel Hero
Rose is running for St. Olaf Woman of the Year and with a little help from Blanche and Dorothy, altering her list of qualifications on the entry form, she's a sure winner. Meanwhile, a heat wave strikes Miami and the girl's air conditioning goes out.
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TV-PG |
| 6:36am |
Bang the Drum, Stanley
At a baseball game, Sophia gets beaned. This prompts Stan to talk her into filing a lawsuit for payment on her severe injuries, which he gets her to fake. Meanwhile, Blanche and Rose prepare for roles in the play "Cats."
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TV-PG |
| 7:12am |
Brother, Can You Spare That Jacket?
When Sophia accidentally places Blanche's aviator jacket (with the winning lottery ticket in the pocket!), the girls do a little searching. The end up trying to get it back from a homeless shelter. In the end, after noticing how badly the people need the money, they decide to give the winning ticket to the shelter.
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TV-PG |
| 7:48am |
Sophia's Wedding (1)
The death of a close friend, Esther Weinstock, brings Sophia face to face with Esther's husband a man whom she vowed never to speak to again due to things that happened in the past. However, when Dorothy prompts them to make up they get a little to close and wind up in bed together.
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TV-PG |
| 8:24am |
Sophia's Wedding (2)
Sophia and Max come back from their honeymoon with no place to stay so Blanche, Dorothy and Rose put them up until they can find a place. Meanwhile, Sophia and Max decide to restart the old business Max had with Sophia's late husband, a pizza knish stand. However, Dorothy begins smoking again!
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TV-PG |
| 9:00am |
Scared Straight
Blanche's brother, Clayton, comes to Miami for a visit, and Blanche goes all out fixing him up on blind dates. However, Rose learns the truth: Clayton is gay and is afraid to tell Blanche the truth about himself.
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TV-PG |
| 9:30am |
Stan Takes a Wife
Stan breaks the news that he's engaged to be married - something Dorothy at first seems to accept. However, after Sophia falls ill, Stan comforts Dorothy which sparks old feelings in her and she contemplates trying to get back together with Stan.
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TV-PG |
| 10:00am |
DENISE GETS A 'D'
Denise's difficulties in school create tension at home, especially around straight-A sister Sondra.
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TV-G |
| 10:36am |
A GIRL AND HER DOG
Rudy and Peter discover that pet care is a serious responsibility when they take in a lost dog.
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TV-G |
| 11:12am |
WAR STORIES
Russell and Homer bring an army buddy to the Huxtable house, and soon the war stories are flying back and forth.
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TV-G |
| 11:48am |
CLIFF IN CHARGE
The house is in chaos as Clair and Anna head to a ceremony at Hillman.
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TV-G |
| 12:24pm |
MONSTER MAN HUXTABLE
Elvin and Sondra come to visit and reveal that they are contemplating marriage.
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TV-G |
| 1:00pm |
My Johnny Lies Over the Ocean
Jessica's niece is terrorized on a cruise intended to take her mind off her husband's recent death...or is he dead?
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TV-PG |
| 2:00pm |
Murder Takes the Bus
Bus trips are not always as relaxing as they should be. In this case, one passenger had a one-way ticket.
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TV-PG |
| 3:00pm |
School for Scandal
A college professor and her daughter come under suspicion when the daughter's boyfriend is murdered.
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TV-PG |
| 4:00pm |
Sophia's Wedding (1)
The death of a close friend, Esther Weinstock, brings Sophia face to face with Esther's husband a man whom she vowed never to speak to again due to things that happened in the past. However, when Dorothy prompts them to make up they get a little to close and wind up in bed together.
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TV-PG |
| 4:30pm |
Sophia's Wedding (2)
Sophia and Max come back from their honeymoon with no place to stay so Blanche, Dorothy and Rose put them up until they can find a place. Meanwhile, Sophia and Max decide to restart the old business Max had with Sophia's late husband, a pizza knish stand. However, Dorothy begins smoking again!
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TV-PG |
| 5:00pm |
Scared Straight
Blanche's brother, Clayton, comes to Miami for a visit, and Blanche goes all out fixing him up on blind dates. However, Rose learns the truth: Clayton is gay and is afraid to tell Blanche the truth about himself.
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TV-PG |
| 5:38pm |
Stan Takes a Wife
Stan breaks the news that he's engaged to be married - something Dorothy at first seems to accept. However, after Sophia falls ill, Stan comforts Dorothy which sparks old feelings in her and she contemplates trying to get back together with Stan.
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TV-PG |
| 6:16pm |
The Auction
The girls try to cough up enough money to pay for a new roof. Meanwhile, Sophia's volunteer job at the hospital is what brings the girls a piece of inside information that could give them enough money for a new roof and money left to spare.
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TV-PG |
| 6:54pm |
Elka's Choice (pt 2)
After her allegedly dead husband Bobby (Don Rickles) interrupts her wedding, Elka must choose between him, Max (Carl Reiner) & Fred (Buck Henry).
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TV-PG |
| 7:27pm |
Happy Fat
Melanie, Joy, and Victoria give their Cleveland neighbors a makeover while Elka tries to keep up with the fast-paced life involved in dating a younger man.
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TV-PG |
| 8:00pm |
One Thing Or A Mother
The ladies throw a dinner party to remedy their unfortunate date dilemmas.
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TV-PG |
| 8:30pm |
Two Girls and a Rhino
When Joy and Elka learn that their combined scents is an aphrodisiac for the nearly extinct Black Rhinos, theyre forced to live together at the Cleveland zoo until the species is saved.
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TV-PG |
| 9:00pm |
The Sneeze
Ray fears that he is going to come down with something dreadful after someone sneezes on him.
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TV-PG |
| 9:30pm |
Christmas Present
Ray buys Debra an elaborate Christmas gift in the hopes that she'll be so impressed, she'll let him go on a weekend golf trip with his buddies.
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TV-PG |
| 10:00pm |
What Good Are You?
Ray questions his manliness when everyone agrees that he's useless in an emergency situation.
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TV-PG |
| 10:30pm |
SuperBowl
Rays exhilaration over being sent to cover the Super Bowl for his newspaper is overshadowed by the fact that he must choose who will accompany him to the game.
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TV-PG |
| 11:00pm |
Depo Man
Carrie's boss gets his first big case and he needs an expert witness from IPS. When he asks Carrie to get her husband, she is worried he might embarrass her so she goes back and forth having Deacon and Doug come.
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TV-PG |
| 11:36pm |
Life Sentence
After the surgery, Carrie decides it would be a good idea to get life insurance and to make sure Arthur has somewhere to go if one of them dies.
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TV-PG |