Today's TV Schedule
| Time | Show | Episode |
| 9:00am |
Tape Recorder
Opie and Arnold hear a little more information about a prisoner than they should, after they plant a small tape recorder in his cell.
|
TV-G |
| 9:30am |
Opie's Group
Opie and his pals form a rock 'n' roll band and Andy worries when his schoolwork starts to suffer.
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TV-G |
| 10:00am |
Aunt Bee and the Lecturer
A visiting professor is attracted to Aunt Bee because she resembles his deceased wife.
|
TV-G |
| 10:30am |
Andy's Investment
Andy opens a self-serve Laundromat in order to save money for Opie's college fund.
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TV-G |
| 11:00am |
Howard and Millie
Howard and Millie's wedding plans are in jeopardy when they take a train trip to Millie's hometown in West Virginia.
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TV-G |
| 11:30am |
Aunt Bee's Cousin
Aunt Bee's visiting cousin Bradford promises to sell her luscious homemade ice cream internationally and make the Taylor family a fortune.
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TV-G |
| 12:00pm |
Death At Dawn
A wife of a storeowner witnesses her husbands death by the hands of a member of a gang that has been terrorizing citizens and is taking over the town. The killer is still sentenced to be hanged, but the leader of the gang he is
|
TV-PG |
| 1:00pm |
The Deadly Innocent
A young man named Billy arrives in Dodge to visit his best friend, Festus. When the teenager, who has no family and is retarded, attacks and injures a drover for tormenting a cat, he is arrested.
|
TV-G |
| 2:00pm |
A Child Between
Sam Groom and Sandra Morgan play a fugitive and his Indian wife, who frustrate Newly by seeking medical help for their baby and then refusing to take his advice.
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TV-G |
| 3:00pm |
A Family of Killers
A daring jailbreak reunites a family of vicious outlaws who wound a pursuing U.S. marshal, kill his deputy, then wait in ambush for the injured lawman and Marshal Dillon.
|
TV-G |
| 4:00pm |
Like Old Times
Nehemiah Persoff guest stars as a reformed criminal, with Gloria De Haven as his former sweetheart.
|
TV-G |
| 5:00pm |
Goober and the Art of Love
Goober goes out on an awkward date with Lydia Crosswaithe (Josie Lloyd).
|
TV-G |
| 5:30pm |
Barney Runs for Sheriff
Andy and Barney square off for the upcoming sheriff's election in Mayberry.
|
TV-G |
| 6:00pm |
If I Had a Quater- Million
Barney discovers a briefcase containing $250,000, and is soon taken in by the con man who lost it.
|
TV-G |
| 6:30pm |
TV or Not TV
A group of crooks try to take advantage of Andy and Barney while posing as a television crew.
|
TV-G |
| 7:00pm |
Guest in the House
A visiting young female friend of Aunt Bee's falls in love with Andy while on the rebound.
|
TV-G |
| 7:30pm |
Case of the Punch on the Nose
Barney brews up trouble when he attempts to solve an old assault case between Floyd the barber and grocer Charlie Foley.
|
TV-G |
| 8:00pm |
Opie's Newspaper
In order to increase the sales of his newspaper, Opie starts printing some local gossip he hears around town.
|
TV-G |
| 8:30pm |
Say Uncle
When Ray realizes that his kids would rather spend time with their Uncle Robert than with him, he decides to do something about the situation.
|
TV-PG |
| 9:00pm |
Separation
Although Debra has been aware that her parents have been having problems, she is devastated to learn that they are planning to separate after 40 years of marriage.
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TV-PG |
| 9:30pm |
Frank Paints the House
Frank offers to paint Ray and Debra's house, but refuses to paint it the color they have chosen.
|
TV-PG |
| 10:00pm |
Ally's Birth
As Ray escorts Ally to a father-daughter dance, he realizes how grown up and independent his daughter has become.
|
TV-PG |
| 10:30pm |
The Angry Family
Ray and Debra are more than a little concerned when they realize that the constant bickering and screaming that goes on between them and Rays parents are having an effect on young Michael.
|
TV-PG |
| 11:00pm |
Inn Escapable
Doug takes Carrie to a bed and breakfast, thinking it would be romantic, but it ends up being terrible. The owners are disgusting but nice. Doug doesn't want to hurt their feelings by leaving, but they try to find a way out.
|
TV-PG |
| 11:30pm |
Fresh Brood
When Doug is not allowed to hold Danny's girlfriend's baby, Doug gets annoyed and tries to convince Carrie to have a child so he can get back at Danny.
|
TV-PG |
Friday, August 26
| 12:00am |
G'Night, Stalker
When Doug starts receiving fan mail from someone who saw his performance at a karaoke club, he lets the attention go to his head, only to have his ego shattered when the emails suddenly stop coming.
|
TV-PG |
| 12:30am |
Move Doubt
Much to the confusion of the Heffernan's, Deacon and Kelly are disinterested in purchasing the house next door to Doug and Carrie when it goes on sale.
|
TV-PG |
| 1:00am |
Champ, The
When manipulative moms Marly and Lindsay convince Christine to serve hot lunch at Ritchie's school, Christine finds herself serving with Stan.
|
TV-PG |
| 1:30am |
Playdate With Destiny
Christine's attraction to Ritchie's teacher, Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD), causes a scene at a school fundraiser---especially after Ritchie wins a playdate with him.
|
TV-PG |
| 2:00am |
Women N 'Tuition
When Christine realizes she can't afford the newly raised tuition at Ritchie's school, she tries to get help from everyone except the person who is offering it freely: Barb (recurring guest star WANDA SYKES).
|
TV-PG |
| 2:36am |
Mission Impossible
Annoyed that Ritchie finds his weekends with his dad more fun than his weekdays with her, Christine decides to make Richard responsible for helping Ritchie complete a big homework assignment.
|
TV-PG |
| 3:12am |
How Your Mother Met Me
In a series of flashbacks we see how “The Mother” meets Ted. Unbeknownst to both of them, they’ve shared friends and acquaintances throughout the years and it’s all been leading up to their first meeting...
|
TV-14 |
| 3:49am |
Sunrise
It’s the eve of the wedding and while Barney is missing in action, Ted and Robin take a walk on the beach and he makes a confession.
|
TV-14 |
| 4:21am |
Rally
When Barney suffers from the world's worst hangover the morning of his wedding, the gang tries to figure out the far-fetched ingredients to concoct the Stinson Hangover Fixer Elixir.
|
TV-14 |
| 4:54am |
Sara's Parents
The parents of Maxwell’s late wife contest Fran’s adopting the children.
|
TV-PG |
| 5:27am |
Maggie's Boyfriend
Fran is blamed when Maggie moves in with her new boyfriend. Fran and Maxwell argue over Gracie's Halloween costume when she dresses as Fran.
|
TV-PG |
| 9:00am |
Suppose Andy Gets Sick
Law and order in Mayberry goes berserk when Andy is forced to swear in Goober as a deputy after he comes down with the flu.
|
TV-G |
| 9:30am |
Howard's New Life
Howard Sprague tires of the daily grind and decides to move to a Caribbean Island.
|
TV-G |
| 10:00am |
Goober, The Executive
Andy and Emmett co-sign a bank loan that enables Goober to buy Wally's filling station.
|
TV-G |
| 10:30am |
The Mayberry Chef
Unbeknownst to Aunt Bee, Andy and Opie suffer from poor eating at home while she stars as television chef.
|
TV-G |
| 11:00am |
Emmett's Brother-In-Law
Emmett's wife pressures him into becoming an insurance salesman, like his successful Brother-in-Law.
|
TV-G |
| 11:30am |
Opie's Drug Store Job
Responsible Opie is given the task of running the drugstore while the owner is away.
|
TV-G |
| 12:00pm |
Showdown
Sam Kriby (Cooper) is a young bank robber who gets a job with the Cartwrights to prevent the sheriff from learning the whereabouts of his accomplices -- the feared Pardo gang - who are hiding out on the Ponderosa.
Kirby hopes
|
TV-PG |
| 1:00pm |
The Town Tamers
Matt and a fellow marshal are ordered to quiet down a lawless town.
|
TV-G |
| 2:00pm |
Cowtown Hustler
A high-stakes match gives an aging, down-and-out pool player the chance to regain his self-respect.
|
TV-G |
| 3:00pm |
The Foundling
A homeless baby triggers the mother instinct in two women, one of whom is Kitty.
|
TV-G |
| 4:00pm |
The Iron Blood of Courage
A threatening range war brings a mercenary gunman to Dodge City.
|
TV-G |
| 5:00pm |
Case of the Punch on the Nose
Barney brews up trouble when he attempts to solve an old assault case between Floyd the barber and grocer Charlie Foley.
|
TV-G |
| 5:30pm |
Opie's Newspaper
In order to increase the sales of his newspaper, Opie starts printing some local gossip he hears around town.
|
TV-G |
| 6:00pm |
Aunt Bee's Invisible Beau
Aunt Bee makes up a story that she is romantically involved with the butter and egg man when she believes she is responsible for Andy and Helen not getting married.
|
TV-G |
| 6:30pm |
The Arrest of the Fun Girls
The fun girls from Mt. Pilot make one final trip to Mayberry. Once again, Andy and Barney soon find themselves in hot water.
|
TV-G |
| 7:00pm |
The Luck of Newton Monroe
Barney jails a down-on-his-luck traveling salesman for selling faulty merchandise. Guest Star: Don Rickles
|
TV-G |
| 7:30pm |
Opie Flunks Arithmetic
Andy becomes concerned when Opie gets a D in arithmetic and Barney adds more fuel to the fire.
|
TV-G |
| 8:00pm |
Opie and the Carnival
Opie is taken in by two shady carnival workers when he attempts to win Andy an electric razor at the shooting gallery.
|
TV-G |
| 8:30pm |
No Roll
When Ray and Debra sit down to play "Sensuopoly" its clear that they have very different approaches to playing the game.
|
TV-PG |
| 9:00pm |
Odd Man Out
Frank is so green with envy that he forces Marco to choose either Marie or him as a friend.
|
TV-PG |
| 9:30pm |
Ray's Ring
Its not bad enough that Rays lost his ring while away from home, but then an attractive woman at the airport propositions him.
|
TV-PG |
| 10:00pm |
Marie's Sculpture
Ray and Debra are horrified when Marie presents them with an abstract sculpture she made in art class which bears a striking resemblance to a part of the female anatomy.
|
TV-PG |
| 10:30pm |
Frank Goes Downstairs
After hurting themselves during a tryst, Ray and Debra lie about their injuries, saying they fell down the stairs. When Frank hears their tale, he runs home for the toolbox to repair the "broken" stairs.
|
TV-PG |
| 11:00pm |
G'Night, Stalker
When Doug starts receiving fan mail from someone who saw his performance at a karaoke club, he lets the attention go to his head, only to have his ego shattered when the emails suddenly stop coming.
|
TV-PG |
| 11:30pm |
Move Doubt
Much to the confusion of the Heffernan's, Deacon and Kelly are disinterested in purchasing the house next door to Doug and Carrie when it goes on sale.
|
TV-PG |
