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| Time | Show | Episode |
| 8:00am |
Empress Carlotta's Necklace
Rob proudly presents Laura with a huge, horrible necklace, but she cannot bring herself to tell him that it is an atrocity. Gavin MacLeod guest-stars.
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TV-G |
| 8:30am |
Sally Is a Girl
Rob is accused of being a Don Juan when he takes his wife's advice and stops treating co-writer Sally as one of the boys.
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TV-G |
| 9:00am |
Bonus Bucks
Lucy and Ethel engage in a tiff over the ownership of a 'bonus buck.'
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TV-G |
| 9:30am |
Ricky's Hawaiian Vacation
Ricky makes no provision for Lucy to accompany him on a trip to Hawaii.
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TV-G |
| 10:00am |
Quiet Sam
Barney is suspicious that Mayberry's mysterious new farmer (William Schallert) is up to no good and growing marijuana.
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TV-G |
| 10:30am |
Barney Gets His Man
An escaped convict vows revenge on Barney Fife, the man who sent him back to prison.
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TV-G |
| 11:00am |
The Guitar Player Returns
Mayberry guitarist Jim Lindsey (James Best), a success as a solo artist, returns to a hero's welcome. However, Andy suspects trouble.
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TV-G |
| 11:30am |
Like Old Times
Nehemiah Persoff guest-stars as a reformed criminal, with Gloria DeHaven as his former sweetheart.
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TV-G |
| 12:40pm |
The Town Tamers
Matt and a fellow marshal are ordered to quiet down a lawless town.
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TV-G |
| 1:50pm |
Cowtown Hustler
A high-stakes match gives an aging, down-and-out pool player the chance to regain his self-respect.
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TV-G |
| 3:00pm |
The Flapjack Contest
When Joe is bushwacked on the way home from Virginia City, he hides the theft of a package from Pa.
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TV-PG |
| 4:00pm |
The Far, Far Better Thing
The Cartwrights are visited by Bens old friend Martin Meldine and his daughter Lucy.
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TV-PG |
| 6:00pm |
Of Moose And Men
A colonel wants Hawkeye disciplined for being disrespectful despite the fact that Hawkeye saved his life.
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TV-PG |
| 7:00pm |
The Gun
The vintage revolver of a wounded officer is stolen from the camp's gun locker and Radar is accused as the thief.
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TV-PG |
| 7:30pm |
The Price Of Tomato Juice
Radar, Hawkeye and B.J. plot, scheme and strategize to score the contraband that Col. Potter craves.
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TV-PG |
| 8:00pm |
Whose Side Are You On
After realizing that Debra places bets with the kids on his questionable behavior traits, Ray is disgusted that his own children now think hes a "doof."
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TV-PG |
| 8:30pm |
Lateness
When Debra assures Ray shell be on time for an important awards dinner, Ray hopes for the best and waits for her.
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TV-PG |
| 9:00pm |
Party Dress
After finding out that Peggy, the mom he loves to hate, is hosting an elegant birthday celebration in honor of her daughter, Ray takes Ally dress shopping and is disgusted when he finds out that he has to shell out a small fortune so that his daughter can attend the event.
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TV-PG |
| 9:30pm |
Security
Robert gets caught in the middle when Marie and Amy argue about whether he should retire from the police force.
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TV-PG |
| 10:00pm |
King Pong
Doug plays several games of ping pong with Arthur and Arthur wins by a lot. He decides to challenge Carrie to a match to prove he is not completely terrible and is destroyed by his wife. Doug decides the only thing to do is ask Arthur to train him so that he can have a rematch with Carrie.
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TV-PG |
| 10:30pm |
Dreading Vows
Doug and Carrie decide to renew their wedding vows which they soon realize was a bad idea. The preparations are stressful and soon the only reason they are doing it is to convince people they are not having marital problems.
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TV-PG |
| 11:00pm |
Doug Less (1)
Doug has lost a lot of weight and people are commenting on it constantly. Carrie starts to get jealous that people are paying so much attention to Doug. They go on a romantic vacation together and soon Carrie finds out that Doug brought another girl here years ago, but thinks she was the one.
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TV-PG |
| 11:36pm |
Doug Less (2)
Doug takes Carrie to a resort where he thought he took her when they were dating. Soon he finds out it was another girl and to make things worse when he is arguing with Carrie, they get lost in the woods.
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TV-PG |
| 12:12am |
Nocturnal Omission
Carrie tells Doug that Kelly wants to go back to Deacon after their two years of separation.
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TV-PG |
| 12:48am |
Secret Garden
Carrie's gynecologist needs to get some landscaping work done. She recommends Danny for the job and Danny tries to overcharge the doctor. Carrie starts to worry that the doctor will drop her as a patient after this.
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TV-PG |
| 1:24am |
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun... Before They Die
Both Sophia and Rose take advice from Blanche that lands each of them in hot water. Due to a drought in St. Olaf, Rose swears to be celibate and Blanche advises her not to tell Miles the truth.
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TV-PG |
| 2:00am |
Stand By Your Man
Blanche meets a man at the library and only after they make a date does she realize he's in a wheelchair. Meanwhile, Rose wants to keep one of the puppies from Dreyfuss's litter despite Blanche's feelings.
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TV-PG |
| 2:36am |
Ebbtide's Revenge
Dorothy must give the eulogy at her brother (a cross dresser), Phil's funeral. Meanwhile, a fued between Sophia and Phil's widow reaches a peak leading Sophia to reveal her hidden feelings about her son's alternative lifestyle.
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TV-PG |
| 3:12am |
The Ingrate
After including stories about Robert, Frank and Marie in his speech, Ray is horrified when Amy clues him in on his huge omission.
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TV-PG |
| 3:49am |
Crazy Chin
Amys parents put Robert on the defensive when they point out his strange habit of touching food to his chin before he eats it.
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TV-PG |
| 4:21am |
Spread Your Wings
As things heat up between Randy and Donna, the gang discovers their growing relationship despite Donnas efforts to keep it a secret.
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TV-14 |
| 4:54am |
Son and Daughter
When Hyde's father asks him to housesit while he's out of town, the gang convinces Hyde to throw a party.
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TV-14 |
| 5:27am |
Keep Yourself Alive
On their way back from the county fair, Fez accidentally throws Kittys wedding ring out the window.
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TV-14 |
| 6:00am |
On their way back from the county fair, Fez accidentally throws Kittys wedding ring out the window.
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TV-14 |
| 6:30am |
On their way back from the county fair, Fez accidentally throws Kittys wedding ring out the window.
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TV-14 |
| 7:00am |
On their way back from the county fair, Fez accidentally throws Kittys wedding ring out the window.
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TV-14 |
| 7:30am |
On their way back from the county fair, Fez accidentally throws Kittys wedding ring out the window.
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TV-14 |
| 8:00am |
Matchmakers
David becomes the community's matchmaker and reaps the financial rewards with his No. 1 escort -- his father.
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TV-PG |
| 8:30am |
The Tell-Tale Cart
Alan hits Elaine with a golf cart, but blames David. Meanwhile, David plans a romantic dinner for Jessica.
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TV-PG |
| 9:00am |
Adventure Man
When Fran believes that a rugged, outdoorsy man is her soulmate, Peter and her family are skeptical. However, a weekend camping trip with him gives Fran the chance to prove them wrong or right.
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TV-PG |
| 9:30am |
Time In A Bottle
Fran jogs everyones memory about what it was, after eighteen years of marriage, that finally gave Peter the courage to come out two years ago. In the process, however, she realizes that some stones are best left unturned.
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TV-PG |
| 10:00am |
Bringing Up Opie
Aunt Bee, believing that the jailhouse environment is adversely affecting Opie, forbids the lad to spend time at the courthouse.
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TV-G |
| 10:30am |
Opie and the Bully
A schoolboy bully makes life miserable for 7-year-old Opie.
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TV-G |
| 11:00am |
Barney's Replacement
Barney believes that Andy is grooming a new man to replace him as deputy, so he tries his hand at vacuum cleaner sales.
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TV-G |
| 11:30am |
The Foundling
A homeless baby triggers the maternal instinct in two women, one of whom is Kitty.
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TV-G |
| 12:40pm |
The Iron Blood of Courage
A threatening range war brings a mercenary gunman to Dodge City.
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TV-G |
| 1:50pm |
The Schoolmarm
A widower tries to protect the reputation of his son's teacher, and faces a charge of murder.
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TV-G |
| 3:00pm |
Woman Of Fire
In this comic episode loosely based on the Taming of the Shrew, Adam is asked to "tame" Margarita.
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TV-PG |
| 4:00pm |
The Ballerina
Kellie Conrad dances in saloons as her father plays the fiddle.
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TV-PG |
| 5:00pm |
Dear Ma
Radar writes mom, Hawkeye inspects feet, and Colonel Potter catches shrapnel on his Southside.
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TV-PG |
| 5:30pm |
Der Tag
At Colonel Potters request, Hawkeye and B.J. are friendlier toward Frank while Hot Lips is on leave.
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TV-PG |
| 6:00pm |
Hawkeye
Hawkeye injures his head in a jeep accident, and a family finds him and takes him into their care.
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TV-PG |
| 6:30pm |
Some 38th Parallels
Concocting yet another mix of xenophobia and paranoia, Frank is worried that the Koreans are stealing the camps garbage.
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TV-PG |
| 7:00pm |
The Novocaine Mutiny
When Potter is away and Frank is in charge, Hawkeye faces charges of mutiny.
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TV-PG |
| 7:30pm |
Smilin' Jack
When Potter is away and Frank is in charge, Hawkeye faces charges of mutiny.
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TV-PG |
| 8:00pm |
The One With Ross's Wedding, Pt 1
Rachel stays home while the others go to England for Ross' wedding.
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TV-PG |
| 8:30pm |
The One With Ross's Wedding, Pt 2
Rachel frantically tries to get to London before Ross marries Emily. Ross' father clashes with Emily's. Guest Stars: Olivia Williams, Hugh Laurie
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TV-PG |
| 9:00pm |
The One After Ross Says Rachel
Will Emily forgive Ross before their honeymoon? Monica and Chandler agree to end their new relationship.
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TV-PG |
| 9:30pm |
The One-Hundredth
While Phoebe delivers triplets, Joey experiences his own pain. Monica plans a date with a male nurse to spite Chandler.
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TV-PG |
| 10:00pm |
The One With All The Thanksgivings
The friends find out about Monica's worst Thanksgiving ever. Guest Star: Morgan Fairchild
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TV-14 |
| 10:30pm |
The One With Ross's Sandwich
Joey becomes exasperated from hiding Chandler and Monica's secret. Ross gets in trouble when he expresses his rage.
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TV-14 |
| 11:00pm |
The One With All The Resolutions
On New Year's Eve, the friends make resolutions for the coming year -- but keeping them proves difficult.
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TV-PG |
| 11:33pm |
The One Where Everybody Finds Out
Chandler and Monica's relationship becomes less of a secret. Ross must prove to his boss that he's sane in order to return to work.
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TV-14 |