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Time Show Episode
9:00am
Old Folks at Home
The roommates take pity on a homeless old man and let him stay with them until he can find new housing.
TV-PG
9:36am
A Camping We Will Go
On a camping trip, Jack pretends to be a famous commercial director so that Larry can impress his new girlfriend.
TV-PG
10:12am
Chrissy's Hospitality
Janet and Jack see Chrissy's doctor crying and soon believe her life is in danger.
TV-PG
10:48am
Not Guilty
A shipping crate containing old newspapers floats ashore.
TV-G
11:24am
You've Been Disconnected
A fierce storm forces a communications cable into the lagoon.
TV-G
12:00pm
The Postman Cometh
The men of Gilligan's Island learn that Mary Ann's boyfriend has married another girl.
TV-G
12:30pm
The Witness
A family is held hostage by the relatives of a killer to prevent them from testifying at his trial.
TV-G
1:30pm
The Scavengers
To save his own life, a black man must falsely accuse a band of Indians of wiping out a wagon train. Guest Star: Cicely Tyson
TV-G
2:30pm
Four Sisters From Boston
The four Lowell sisters arrive from Boston to claim the ranch their uncle left them.
TV-PG
3:30pm
Old Charlie
Old Charlie likes to tell tales Hoss doesnt believe.
TV-PG
4:36pm
The Oath
Ben turns in Charlie Twos father after seeing him kill a man.
TV-PG
5:48pm
The Sweepstakes
Gilligan finds a winning South American lottery ticket worth $1 million, tax-free.
TV-G
6:24pm
Quick Before It Sinks
The Professor measures the ocean's high water mark, and concludes that the island is rapidly sinking.
TV-G
7:00pm
Castaway Pictures Presents
Gilligan discovers the hull of an old ship near the island.
TV-G
7:36pm
Agonized Labor
Gilligan and the Skipper hear a radio broadcast detailing the collapse of the Howell financial empire.
TV-G
8:12pm
Debra's Sick
With Debra and the kids sick, Ray tries to juggle the responsibilities of home and work and ends up with chaos and an aborted meeting with ex-Pittsburgh Steeler quarterback Terry Bradshaw.
TV-PG
8:48pm
Who’s Handsome?
Robert is reluctant to go on a date because hes insecure about his appearance, so when Debra tells him hes attractive, Ray starts feeling insecure about his own looks.
TV-PG
9:24pm
The Car
Debra, already annoyed at getting stuck driving the old car Ray bought from his parents, really gets upset when she discovers that is was his old make out mobile.
TV-G
10:00pm
The Game
When Ray and his family play a game of Scruples after their cable goes out and they have nothing but time on their hands, they find themselves arguing about honesty.
TV-PG
10:30pm
A Night at the Plaza
Jim plans a romantic anniversary that includes a Broadway show and stay at The Plaza hotel. The night is interrupted by visits from Daniel, Dave, Dave’s girlfriend and her jealous ex. Not quite the anniversary Jim had planned.
TV-PG
11:00pm
Trash Talker
Deacon has a new friend, but it turns out that his new friend is Doug's old enemy from high school that Doug still hates for telling people he ate food out of the trash can. Guest Star: Jon Favreau
TV-PG
11:30pm
Precedent Nixin'
Doug and Carrie are going to Florida to visit Doug's parents. Everything is going great until Doug and Carrie check into their hotel and realize it is filled with people on Spring Break.
TV-PG
Friday, July 31
12:00am
Foe: Pa
Carrie has an interview at a prestigious real-estate firm and she really wants the job. Trouble comes when Arthur ruins the interview for Carrie by acting crazy in the lobby.
TV-PG
12:40am
Tank Heaven
Carrie wants to start hanging out with people from her office and Doug hates the idea. Danny and Spence realize that women like men who take care of elderly people, so they start using Arthur to get dates.
TV-PG
1:20am
Swarley
Ted and Barney try to convince Marshall that his new girlfriend is crazy. Barney gets a new nickname.
TV-PG
2:00am
Atlantic City
Marshall and Lily drag the gang to Atlantic City to elope.
TV-PG
2:36am
Bird of Pray
Buddy’s first Sunday service is so unorthodox, a livid Schmidt calls in the bishop to assess the new pastor’s competence. Dora makes an unusual request for Buddy, while Alexa and Russell vie for his affection.
TV-14
3:12am
He Ain't Heavy
Christine uses her expertise as a gym owner to help Matthew lose weight. In her attempt to help him, however, Christine is unable to shed the extra pounds she has put on herself.
TV-PG
3:49am
The Old Maid of Honor
To convince everyone she's fine with Richard's remarriage, Christine pretends she and her date, Todd (LEE TERGESEN) are in love. CONSTANCE ZIMMER appears as New Christine's sister.
TV-PG
4:21am
The Clip Show: All About Rosey (Part 1 of 2)
Youngsters Roseanne and Jackie, visit a fortuneteller, who gives them a peek into their futures via his crystal ball.
TV-G
4:54am
The Clip Show: All About Rosey (Part 2 of 2)
The "Sitcom Moms Welcome Wagon" visit Roseanne.
TV-G
5:27am
The Yummy Mummy
A college visit leads Fran to worry that she embarrasses Brighton.
TV-PG
9:00am
The Loan Shark
When they need money for rent, Chrissy gets it from a loan shark.
TV-PG
9:36am
The Love Barge
Jack's landed a job on a cruise ship and can invite one person to join him.
TV-PG
10:12am
Ralph's Rivals
Furley gets Chrissy to pretend to be his young trophy-bride to impress a childhood rival.
TV-PG
10:48am
Seer, Gilligan
Gilligan becomes a psychic.
TV-G
11:24am
Love Me, Love My Skipper
The Howells plan a party.
TV-G
12:00pm
McCabe
An outlaw grabs a hostage while Marshal Dillon is trying to arrest him, forcing the Marshal to work out a deal.
TV-G
1:00pm
Sergeant Holly
An Army sergeant is accused of desertion and the theft of an Army payroll. Albert Salmi and Forrest Tucker guest-star.
TV-G
2:00pm
A Nice, Friendly Little Town
Joe is shot "in the Ponderosa" by a ricochet bullet, and insists that Hoss arrest the culprit.
TV-PG
3:00pm
Black Friday
Joe is in Chiso on a cattle buying trip when he meets ranch-hand-turned-gunfighter Steve Friday.
TV-PG
4:00pm
The Unseen Wound
Paul Rowan has been the Sheriff of Concho for the past 12 years, but lately his behavior has become unpredictable.
TV-PG
5:00pm
Nyet, Nyet -- Not Yet
Two Russian cosmonauts, Ivan and Igor, land on Gilligan's Island.
TV-G
5:30pm
Hi-Fi Gilligan
The Skipper accidentally hits Gilligan in the face with a crate.
TV-G
6:00pm
The One With The Blackout
A citywide power outage leaves Chandler stranded in the vestibule for a banking machine with gorgeous model Jill Connick. Ross tries to ask Rachel out on a date. Joey learns that Monica used to be infatuated with him. Guest Star: Jill Connick
TV-PG
6:30pm
The One With 2 Parts, Pt 1
Phoebe's twin sister causes confusion and conflict. Ross attends childbirth classes with his ex-wife and her girlfriend.
TV-PG
7:00pm
The One With 2 Parts, Pt 2
Rachel and Monica squabble over two handsome doctors. Ross ponders his impending fatherhood with his own father. Guest Stars: George Clooney, Elliot Gould and Noah Wyle
TV-PG
7:36pm
The One With All The Poker
The women lose money in a poker game with the men. After getting advice from a champion card player, they demand a rematch.
TV-PG
8:12pm
The One Where Rachel Finds Out
Rachel finds out about Ross' secret love for her -- but another surprise awaits her.
TV-14
8:48pm
The One With Ross' New Girlfriend
Rachel gets an unpleasant surprise when Ross returns home. Phoebe has varied success cutting the friends' hair.
TV-14
9:24pm
The One Where Heckles Dies
The downstairs neighbor dies and bequeaths his strange possessions to Monica and Rachel.
TV-PG
10:00pm
The One Where Ross Finds Out
Dramatic developments occur in Ross and Rachel's relationship. Chandler regrets asking Monica to help him lose weight.
TV-PG
10:30pm
The One With The List
Rachel makes a painful discovery concerning Ross. Monica's new boss gives her an impossible task. Guest Star: Michael McKean
TV-PG
11:00pm
Foe: Pa
Carrie has an interview at a prestigious real-estate firm and she really wants the job. Trouble comes when Arthur ruins the interview for Carrie by acting crazy in the lobby.
TV-PG
11:30pm
Tank Heaven
Carrie wants to start hanging out with people from her office and Doug hates the idea. Danny and Spence realize that women like men who take care of elderly people, so they start using Arthur to get dates.
TV-PG