Time Show Episode
9:00am
The Church Benefactors
When the church acquires money from an estate, one faction wants to buy new choir robes, while another group wants to fix a structure problem within the house of worship.
TV-G
9:36am
Barney Hosts A Summit Meeting
In Don Knotts' final appearance on the show, Barney brings the East and West together in sleepy Mayberry for a summit meeting.
TV-G
10:12am
Goober Goes To The Auto Show
Goober feels like a failure when one of his old classmates appears to be quite successful.
TV-G
10:48am
Aunt Bee's Big Moment
To the surprise of everyone, Aunt Bee is bound and determined to learn how to fly an airplane.
TV-G
11:24am
Helen's Past
All of Mayberry is in shock when it's discovered that teacher Helen Crump was once arrested on a felony charge.
TV-G
12:00pm
The Mission
Captain Pender is looking for a scout so Hoss suggests Charlie Trent, a former scout, who now spends most of his time in the bottle because of guilt about a massacre he feels responsible for.
TV-PG
1:00pm
The Schoolmarm
A widower tries to protect the reputation of his son's teacher, and faces a charge of murder because of it.
TV-G
2:00pm
A Trail of Bloodshed
Craig Stevens, Kurt Russell, and Tom Simcox are guest stars in the story of a farm youth's grim trackdown of the man who killed his father.
TV-G
3:00pm
To Ride a Yellow Horse
An ambitious mother doesn't consider Newly O'Brien or a neighboring farmer suitable suitors for her daughter, provoking them into a fight which almost leads to tragedy.
TV-G
4:00pm
The Disciple
The residents of Dodge City are stunned when Matt Dillon feels he can no longer keep law and order and turns in his Marshal's badge.
TV-G
5:09pm
Banjo Playing Deputy
While Barney is away, Aunt Bee persuades Andy to deputize an inept musician friend of hers. Guest Star: Jerry Van Dyke
TV-G
5:46pm
The New Housekeeper
Andy and Opie make room in their home (and hearts) for a new housekeeper: Andy's Aunt Bee.
TV-G
6:23pm
Manhunt
The state police ask Andy and Barney to step aside while they search for an escaped convict in Mayberry.
TV-G
7:00pm
Guitar Player
Andy schemes to help a young local guitarist (James Best).
TV-G
7:36pm
Ellie Comes to Town
Andy schemes to help a young local guitarist (James Best).
TV-G
8:12pm
Irresistible Andy
Andy comes to believe that Ellie is a deadly female hunter out to marry him.
TV-G
8:48pm
The Breakup Tape
When Debra stumbles across a cassette tape that contains a message from Ray's college girlfriend, she wants to know why he has saved it all these years.
TV-PG
9:24pm
Talk to Your Daughter
Armed with research and much preparation, Ray is ready to speak with Ally about the facts of life, only to find that Ally's interest has changed from where babies come from to the meaning of life.
TV-PG
10:00pm
A Vote for Debra
Debra decides to run for school president, but Ray isn't sure he can handle the twins by himself during all those meetings -- so he votes against her.
TV-PG
10:30pm
Call Me Mom
When Ray finally feels comfortable enough to call Debra's mother "Mom," he wants Debra to reciprocate and start calling Marie the same.
TV-PG
11:00pm
Present Tense
When the Heffernans receive an oil painting of themselves as an anniversary gift from Deacon and Kelly, they dislike the picture so much that they decide to stage a robbery rather than hang the painting in their home.
TV-PG
11:30pm
Buggie Nights
Doug convinces Carrie that he can get rid of their bug problem and doesn't need to hire the creepy and expensive exterminator, Pete. Guest Star: Chris Elliott
TV-PG
Tuesday, August 30
12:00am
Sold-Y Locks
After convincing Carrie to sell her hair to a wig maker so they can afford to join Deacon and Kelly on a cruise, Doug realizes he doesn't find Carrie's new shorter hairdo attractive.
TV-PG
12:30am
Emotional Rollercoaster
Doug lies to Carrie and tells her that he regrets not accomplishing more in life and that he's going to sign up for the IPS management program. He gets busted when Carrie thanks his boss for accepting Doug into the program.
TV-PG
1:00am
Beauty is Only Spanx Deep
After a pretty young waitress flirts with Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD), Christine worries he will leave her for someone younger and visits a plastic surgeon.
TV-PG
1:30am
Popular
Christine is shocked when a new dad at Ritchie's school calls her a "meanie mom" for being judgmental and standoffish, and dumps her for Marly and Lindsay.
TV-PG
2:00am
Traffic
Christine attempts to stop sulking and get over her breakup with Mr. Harris. Meanwhile, Matthew goes to therapy and learns that his intimacy issues are due to his dysfunctional relationship with his sister, Christine.
TV-PG
2:38am
Between A Rock And A Hard Place
Christine promises to accompany Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD) to an important event, but leaves him hanging when Ritchie's soccer game runs long.
TV-PG
3:16am
Last Forever Part One
After Barney and Robin's wedding, Ted builds up the courage to approach "the mother" at the train station. Meanwhile, three years after the wedding, Barney and Robin drop a bombshell on the group.
TV-14
3:54am
Last Forever Part Two
As the years go on, changes cause the group to drift apart, but they reunite one more time for Ted's wedding. Meanwhile, a monumental event causes Barney to finally change his ways.
TV-14
4:27am
Pilot
Ted Mosby begins telling his kids how he met their mother. We meet the young Ted, his friend Barney, and his roommate, Marshall. Marshall proposes to his girlfriend, Lily. Ted meets Robin, a woman he thinks he will marry.
TV-14
5:00am
The Yummy Mummy
A college visit leads Fran to worry that she embarrasses Brighton.
TV-PG
5:30am
Maggie's Wedding
Fran and Maxwell disagree when Maggie wants to get married.
TV-PG
9:00am
Emmett's Anniversary
Tightfisted Emmett Clark decides to throw caution to the wind and buy his wife Martha a mink coat as an anniversary gift.
TV-G
9:36am
The Wedding
When Howard's mother gets married and moves away, he decides to change his lifestyle and become a swinging bachelor. Guest Star: Terri Garr
TV-G
10:12am
Sam For Town Council
Emmett gets upset with Andy, Howard and Goober, when they decide to support local farmer Sam Jones for town council instead of him.
TV-G
10:48am
Opie and Mike
Young Mike Jones looks up to Opie as a big brother. However, their relationship is strained when Opie falls for a new girl in town.
TV-G
11:24am
A Girl For Goober
On a lark, lonely Goober Pyle decides to try a computer dating service.
TV-G
12:00pm
Badge Without Honor
A man anmed Gerald Eskith comes to town claiming to be a Deputy Marshall. He wants to take the Cartwrights friend Jason Blaine to San Francisco to testify against the Murdock gang, but Adam has his suspicions and decides to go
TV-PG
1:00pm
Matt Dillon Must Die
Dillon finds himself in the revengeful hands of a half-crazed widower who plans, with the aid of his four surviving sons, to hunt Dillon down and kill him to revenge the death of his son, a wanted murderer.
TV-G
2:00pm
A Town in Chains
Dillon is captured and held for ransom by five bank robbers he has been pursuing when he rides into a small town to warn it about the outlaws--only to find out that they have taken over the place.
TV-G
3:00pm
The Guns of Cibola Blanca Part 1
Doc and pretty saloon owner Lyla Ross find themselves virtual slaves when they are kidnapped by a band of former Confederate officers-turned-outlaws.
TV-G
4:00pm
The Guns of Cibola Blanca Part 2
With Doc overdue and a stage coach with three passengers missing, Matt, Festus, and Newly set out to find their friend in the conclusion of the two-part episode.
TV-G
5:09pm
Ellie Comes to Town
Andy schemes to help a young local guitarist (James Best).
TV-G
5:46pm
Irresistible Andy
Andy comes to believe that Ellie is a deadly female hunter out to marry him.
TV-G
6:23pm
Runaway Kid
Opie befriends an 8-year-old runaway.
TV-G
7:00pm
Andy the Matchmaker
Andy, trying to lift Barney's spirits, stages a minor robbery and tries to match his deputy with a shy seamstress.
TV-G
7:36pm
Opie's Charity
Andy becomes upset when Opie contributes a measly three cents to the Underprivileged Children's drive.
TV-G
8:12pm
A Feud is a Feud
Andy strives to end a long-running feud between two neighboring families.
TV-G
8:48pm
Mother's Day, Part 1
Debra takes offense when Marie accuses her of being rude, and the two wind up fighting and not speaking to each other.
TV-PG
9:24pm
The Bigger Person, Part 2
Now that Debra and Ray's mom aren't speaking to each other, Debra goes out of her way to ensure that Ray doesn't spend time with his mother by waiting on him hand and foot so he prefers to stay close to home.
TV-PG
10:00pm
The First Time, Part 3
When Debra accuses Ray of still not being able to pick up on her "not in the mood" signals, they fondly recall the first night they spent together.
TV-PG
10:30pm
The Cult
Depressed that Marie and Debra can't seem to resolve their differences, Robert decides to join a support group that the family believes is a cult.
TV-PG
11:00pm
Sold-Y Locks
After convincing Carrie to sell her hair to a wig maker so they can afford to join Deacon and Kelly on a cruise, Doug realizes he doesn't find Carrie's new shorter hairdo attractive.
TV-PG
11:30pm
Emotional Rollercoaster
Doug lies to Carrie and tells her that he regrets not accomplishing more in life and that he's going to sign up for the IPS management program. He gets busted when Carrie thanks his boss for accepting Doug into the program.
TV-PG