Time Show Episode
9:00am
Howard The Bowler
Howard Sprague is in the midst of bowling a perfect game when a power outage disrupts the match.
TV-G
9:30am
A Trip To Mexico
Aunt Bee is thrilled to win an all-expenses-paid trip for two to Mexico. However, which of her friends will she choose to accompany her?
TV-G
10:00am
Andy's Trip To Raleigh
Andy has some explaining to do to Helen when he returns from a business trip to Raleigh with sunburn.
TV-G
10:30am
Opie Steps Up In Class
Andy and Aunt Bee put on airs when Opie becomes friendly with the son of a wealthy bank director.
TV-G
11:00am
Howard's Main Event
Howard Sprague is smitten with Millie Hutchins (Arlene Golonka), an employee of Boysinger's Bakery. Her last boyfriend, however, is the jealous type.
TV-G
11:30am
Aunt Bee, The Juror
Aunt Bee causes controversy when she hangs a jury on the basis that the defendant does not look like a criminal. Guest Star: Jack Nicholson
TV-G
12:00pm
Dark Star
A gypsy girl named Tirza has come to stay at the Ponderosa because she ahs been disowned by her people because they believe she is a witch. While staying with the Cartwright's Joe falls in love with her and tries to show her th
TV-PG
1:00pm
A Game of Death...An Act of Love Part 1
Morgan Woodward plays Bear Sanderson, a man who seeks his own revenge when outlaw Indians kill his wife and burn his home.
TV-G
2:00pm
A Game of Death...An Act of Love Part 2
Michael Learned, best known as the mother of Paul Stevens, plays the lawyer who, after much deliberation, accepts Marshal Dillon's plea to defend the Indians accused of murdering Bear Sanderson's wife.
TV-G
3:00pm
The Hanging of Newly O'Brien
Newly's skill, with both people and medicine, is put to the test when Doc sends him out to check on families in the back country.
TV-G
4:00pm
Susan Was Evil
Kathleen Nolan guest stars as a widow who falls in love with a wounded prisoner of Matt Dillon's at a remote way station.
TV-G
5:00pm
Otis Sues the County
Otis hires a shyster attorney after he trips and falls while exiting his jail cell.
TV-G
5:30pm
Barney Fife, Realtor
Barney tries to earn some extra money by becoming a real estate agent.
TV-G
6:00pm
Goober Takes a Car Apart
Andy wishes he had not allowed Goober to run the courthouse in his absence.
TV-G
6:30pm
The Rehabilitation of Otis
After an argument with Barney, Otis decides to do his drinking elsewhere.
TV-G
7:00pm
The Lucky Letter
Barney is intimidated by Andy not to respond to a chain letter.
TV-G
7:30pm
Goober and the Art of Love
Goober goes out on an awkward date with Lydia Crosswaithe (Josie Lloyd).
TV-G
8:00pm
Barney Runs for Sheriff
Andy and Barney square off for the upcoming sheriff's election in Mayberry.
TV-G
8:30pm
Stefania Arrives
Robert gets a surprise visit from Stefania, the woman with whom he fell head over heels in love when the Barones vacationed in Italy.
TV-PG
9:00pm
Humm Vac
Ray purchases a new state-of-the-art vacuum cleaner from an attractive door-to-door saleswoman, and it ignites a housekeeping war between Marie and Debra.
TV-PG
9:30pm
The Canister
Tempers flare when Marie accuses Debra of not returning a borrowed canister that holds sentimental value; Debra insists that she has already given it back.
TV-PG
10:00pm
Net Worth
Debra becomes angry when Ray contributes $1,000 to his friends hair-brained scheme to open a go-cart business without first consulting her.
TV-PG
10:30pm
Let's Fix Robert
Marie gathers Robert's ex-girlfriends Amy and Stefania and his female police partner Judy together so they can dissect his character in an effort to help her better understand why her eldest son can't commit to a relationship.
TV-PG
11:00pm
Sandwiched Out
Holly is getting married and moving away. Carrie tries to stop her from moving by making up dumb reasons for her not to get married. Doug sees a sandwich called The Deacon at Coopers, and thinks Deacon stole his sandwich idea.
TV-PG
11:30pm
Shear Torture
Carrie gets mad at Doug when she realizes he's constantly getting haircuts from a hairstylist he thinks is hot. Spence asks Lou to go to a Sci-Fi convention with him. Lou reluctantly agrees. Guest Star: Adam West, Lou Ferrigno
TV-PG
Thursday, August 25
12:00am
Inn Escapable
Doug takes Carrie to a bed and breakfast, thinking it would be romantic, but it ends up being terrible. The owners are disgusting but nice. Doug doesn't want to hurt their feelings by leaving, but they try to find a way out.
TV-PG
12:30am
Fresh Brood
When Doug is not allowed to hold Danny's girlfriend's baby, Doug gets annoyed and tries to convince Carrie to have a child so he can get back at Danny.
TV-PG
1:00am
Answer Is Maybe, The
Worried about Richard's indiscriminate dating habits and reluctantly realizing that she misses New Christine as well, Christine vows to bring the couple back together.
TV-PG
1:30am
Come to Papa Jeff
When Christine's parents are unable to attend Grandparents' Day at Ritchie's school, New Christine suggests that Jeff (recurring guest star SCOTT BAKULA), the new man in Christine's life, go as Ritchie's special friend.
TV-PG
2:00am
Oh God, Yes
Christine is surprised when Ritchie expresses a newfound interest in religion after returning from a church festival with Richard and New Christine.
TV-PG
2:36am
Separation Anxiety
After announcing that she and her husband are getting a divorce, Barb (recurring guest star WANDA SYKES) moves in with Christine.
TV-PG
3:12am
The Rehearsal Dinner
After pulling off the greatest surprise Bachelor Party ever, Barney is convinced that Robin is once again planning something special for the rehearsal dinner.
TV-14
3:49am
Bass Player Wanted
The gang encounters a guy at the wedding who intentionally stirs up trouble among them, and Marshall finally arrives at the Farhampton Inn.
TV-14
4:21am
Unpause
Marshall and Lily’s big fight over Marshall having accepted a judgeship has been looming, but they decide to pause it in order to enjoy their reunion for a bit. Robin and Ted finally find out what Barney does for a living.
TV-14
4:54am
Fran Gets Shushed
Maxwell and Fran find themselves at odds over her noisy lovemaking.
TV-PG
5:27am
Once a Secretary, Always a Secretary
Fran discovers that Maxwell stills sees her as his children’s nanny.
TV-PG
9:00am
Tape Recorder
Opie and Arnold hear a little more information about a prisoner than they should, after they plant a small tape recorder in his cell.
TV-G
9:30am
Opie's Group
Opie and his pals form a rock 'n' roll band and Andy worries when his schoolwork starts to suffer.
TV-G
10:00am
Aunt Bee and the Lecturer
A visiting professor is attracted to Aunt Bee because she resembles his deceased wife.
TV-G
10:30am
Andy's Investment
Andy opens a self-serve Laundromat in order to save money for Opie's college fund.
TV-G
11:00am
Howard and Millie
Howard and Millie's wedding plans are in jeopardy when they take a train trip to Millie's hometown in West Virginia.
TV-G
11:30am
Aunt Bee's Cousin
Aunt Bee's visiting cousin Bradford promises to sell her luscious homemade ice cream internationally and make the Taylor family a fortune.
TV-G
12:00pm
Death At Dawn
A wife of a storeowner witnesses her husbands death by the hands of a member of a gang that has been terrorizing citizens and is taking over the town. The killer is still sentenced to be hanged, but the leader of the gang he is
TV-PG
1:00pm
The Deadly Innocent
A young man named Billy arrives in Dodge to visit his best friend, Festus. When the teenager, who has no family and is retarded, attacks and injures a drover for tormenting a cat, he is arrested.
TV-G
2:00pm
A Child Between
Sam Groom and Sandra Morgan play a fugitive and his Indian wife, who frustrate Newly by seeking medical help for their baby and then refusing to take his advice.
TV-G
3:00pm
A Family of Killers
A daring jailbreak reunites a family of vicious outlaws who wound a pursuing U.S. marshal, kill his deputy, then wait in ambush for the injured lawman and Marshal Dillon.
TV-G
4:00pm
Like Old Times
Nehemiah Persoff guest stars as a reformed criminal, with Gloria De Haven as his former sweetheart.
TV-G
5:00pm
Goober and the Art of Love
Goober goes out on an awkward date with Lydia Crosswaithe (Josie Lloyd).
TV-G
5:30pm
Barney Runs for Sheriff
Andy and Barney square off for the upcoming sheriff's election in Mayberry.
TV-G
6:00pm
If I Had a Quater- Million
Barney discovers a briefcase containing $250,000, and is soon taken in by the con man who lost it.
TV-G
6:30pm
TV or Not TV
A group of crooks try to take advantage of Andy and Barney while posing as a television crew.
TV-G
7:00pm
Guest in the House
A visiting young female friend of Aunt Bee's falls in love with Andy while on the rebound.
TV-G
7:30pm
Case of the Punch on the Nose
Barney brews up trouble when he attempts to solve an old assault case between Floyd the barber and grocer Charlie Foley.
TV-G
8:00pm
Opie's Newspaper
In order to increase the sales of his newspaper, Opie starts printing some local gossip he hears around town.
TV-G
8:30pm
Say Uncle
When Ray realizes that his kids would rather spend time with their Uncle Robert than with him, he decides to do something about the situation.
TV-PG
9:00pm
Separation
Although Debra has been aware that her parents have been having problems, she is devastated to learn that they are planning to separate after 40 years of marriage.
TV-PG
9:30pm
Frank Paints the House
Frank offers to paint Ray and Debra's house, but refuses to paint it the color they have chosen.
TV-PG
10:00pm
Ally's Birth
As Ray escorts Ally to a father-daughter dance, he realizes how grown up and independent his daughter has become.
TV-PG
10:30pm
The Angry Family
Ray and Debra are more than a little concerned when they realize that the constant bickering and screaming that goes on between them and Rays parents are having an effect on young Michael.
TV-PG
11:00pm
Inn Escapable
Doug takes Carrie to a bed and breakfast, thinking it would be romantic, but it ends up being terrible. The owners are disgusting but nice. Doug doesn't want to hurt their feelings by leaving, but they try to find a way out.
TV-PG
11:30pm
Fresh Brood
When Doug is not allowed to hold Danny's girlfriend's baby, Doug gets annoyed and tries to convince Carrie to have a child so he can get back at Danny.
TV-PG