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Time Show Episode
8:24am
Guess Who's Coming to the Wedding?
Dorothy's daughter, Kate, visits and announces her engagement. Dorothy is thrilled until she realizes her ex-husband Stan will be invited to the wedding.
TV-PG
9:00am
Rose the Prude
Having not dated since her husband died, Rose reluctantly agrees to go on a blind date. This date turns into a serious relationship when she is invited on a cruise which would involve sharing a stateroom.
TV-PG
9:36am
Transplant
Blanche's sister, Virginia, comes to visit and Blanche is convinced she's after something. Later, she learns just what Virginia is after: Blanche's kidney. Meanwhile, Rose and Dorothy babysit for an infant.
TV-PG
10:12am
The Triangle
Dorothy’s date, Dr. Elliot Clayton, makes a pass at Blanche. Dorothy doesn't believe it when Blanche tells her about it, so Blanche orders Dorothy to leave the house.
TV-PG
10:48am
On Golden Girls
Blanche's 14-year old grandson comes to Miami for a visit and brings a new meaning to the term "generation gap." Meanwhile, Dorothy studies for her French final.
TV-PG
11:24am
The Competition
Dorothy and Blanche bowl against Rose and Sophia. If Sophia and Rose win, Dorothy will let Sophia go back to Sicily to visit and old beau, and if Dorothy and Blanche win, Sophia will give her a pair of antique earrings.
TV-PG
12:00pm
Break-In
After a Madonna concert, the girls arrive home to discover their house has been broken into. The girls seek out means to protect themselves, including a security system, guard dog, and mace. Rose even purchases a gun.
TV-PG
12:30pm
Blanche and the Younger Man
Blanche goes all out to try to look good for her latest beau, her aerobics instructor half her age. Meanwhile, Rose's dynamic mother comes for a visit and gets fed up with Rose's "mothering" ways.
TV-PG
1:00pm
Heart Attack
After a dinner party, Sophia suffers an apparent heart attack with a heavy storm delaying the paramedics.
TV-PG
1:30pm
Stan’s Return
Dorothy's ex-husband, Stan, shows up to settle a piece of land they bought on their honeymoon. This leads to Dorothy and Stan spending the night together. Rose and Blanche plan a vacation that Sophia is not invited on.
TV-PG
2:00pm
The Custody Battle
Dorothy's sister, Gloria, comes to Miami for a visit and asks Sophia to come live with her in California. Meanwhile, Blanche is furious when Rose is cast as Lady Macbeth in a local play, and not her.
TV-PG
2:30pm
A Little Romance
Rose has been dating Dr. Jonathan Newman and begins to think their relationship is leading to the altar. However she begins to have second thoughts especially since he's a midget.
TV-PG
3:00pm
That Was No Lady
Dorothy latest boyfriend, Glen, shocks her when he reveals he's married. She surprises herself when she finds herself sneaking around to be with him. Blanche unloads her old car on Rose in order to buy a new one.
TV-PG
3:30pm
In a Bed of Rose's
Late one evening, Rose brings a man home and they spend the night together. However, in the morning she finds that he has passed away. Even worse, she later discovers he was married.
TV-PG
4:00pm
Reba Ep 406 - Couples' Therapy
Reba gets dragged into therapy with Brock and Barbra Jean; Cheyenne is less than welcoming when Van makes his first visit home from Denver.
TV-PG
4:30pm
Reba Ep 407 - All Fore One
Reba forces Brock to choose between his dental practice and pro golf; Van worries that living part time in Denver makes him a bad father.
TV-PG
5:00pm
Reba Ep 408 - Hello, I Must Be Going
Kyra wants to move back to Reba’s house because she thinks her father hates her; Cheyenne packs each of Van’s visits with so many activities that he wants to leave early.
TV-PG
5:30pm
Reba Ep 409 - Thanksgiving
Reba and Barbra Jean battle over who will host and who will cook Thanksgiving dinner.
TV-PG
6:00pm
Reba Ep 411 - Diamond Jim Brady
Van learns he has a career-ending condition; he receives a payout from the team but begins to blow the money on gifts for the family.
TV-PG
6:30pm
Reba Ep 412 - Reba and the Nanny
Unable to play football, Van hires a nanny for Elizabeth and spends his time having fun; Barbra Jean wants Reba’s help in asking Brock to return home.
TV-PG
7:00pm
Reba Ep 413 - Date of Mirth
Barbra Jean and Reba are both attracted to Brock and Barbra Jean’s marriage counselor.
TV-PG
7:30pm
Reba Ep 414 - Reba the Realtor
Reba gets fired for getting angry at her boss and, to gain experience as a realtor, she convinces Brock and Barbra Jean to let her sell the condo; Van champions Kyra’s rock band.
TV-PG
8:00pm
Who's Your Daddy
Comedian George Lopez stars as a L.A. manufacturing plant manager attempting to deal with a tumultuous job, a strong but challenging marriage, two rebellious children and a tough mother - all with his sense of humor intact.
TV-PG
8:30pm
Girl Fight
Comedian George Lopez stars as a L.A. manufacturing plant manager attempting to deal with a tumultuous job, a strong but challenging marriage, two rebellious children and a tough mother - all with his sense of humor intact.
TV-PG
9:00pm
Long Time No See
Comedian George Lopez stars as a L.A. manufacturing plant manager attempting to deal with a tumultuous job, a strong but challenging marriage, two rebellious children and a tough mother - all with his sense of humor intact.
TV-PG
9:30pm
Sabes Quake
Comedian George Lopez stars as a L.A. manufacturing plant manager attempting to deal with a tumultuous job, a strong but challenging marriage, two rebellious children and a tough mother - all with his sense of humor intact.
TV-PG
10:00pm
Trick or Treat Me Right
Comedian George Lopez stars as a L.A. manufacturing plant manager attempting to deal with a tumultuous job, a strong but challenging marriage, two rebellious children and a tough mother - all with his sense of humor intact.
TV-PG
10:30pm
George is Lie-Able for Benny's Unhappiness
Comedian George Lopez stars as a L.A. manufacturing plant manager attempting to deal with a tumultuous job, a strong but challenging marriage, two rebellious children and a tough mother - all with his sense of humor intact.
TV-PG
11:00pm
Precedent Nixin'
Doug and Carrie are going to Florida to visit Doug's parents. Everything is going great until Doug and Carrie check into their hotel and realize it is filled with people on Spring Break.
TV-PG
11:30pm
Foe: Pa
Carrie has an interview at a prestigious real-estate firm and she really wants the job. Trouble comes when Arthur ruins the interview for Carrie by acting crazy in the lobby.
TV-PG
Monday, May 2
12:00am
Jim Gaffigan Show, The
Get ready for season 2 of The Jim Gaffigan Show, returning this summer, and check out TV Land's new comedy series, Lopez.
 
12:05am
Tank Heaven
Carrie wants to start hanging out with people from her office and Doug hates the idea. Danny and Spence realize that women like men who take care of elderly people, so they start using Arthur to get dates.
TV-PG
12:30am
Alter Ego
Spence finds out his ex-girlfriend Denise is getting married and decides he has to stop it. He gets Doug, Deacon, and Danny to go with him on the long drive.
TV-PG
1:00am
Pilot
Dorothy's mother, Sophia, moves in with Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose. Blanche's latest boyfriend, Harry, proposes, but Rose has a bad feeling about their impending marriage.
TV-PG
1:30am
Rose the Prude
Having not dated since her husband died, Rose reluctantly agrees to go on a blind date. This date turns into a serious relationship when she is invited on a cruise which would involve sharing a stateroom.
TV-PG
2:00am
The Triangle
Dorothy’s date, Dr. Elliot Clayton, makes a pass at Blanche. Dorothy doesn't believe it when Blanche tells her about it, so Blanche orders Dorothy to leave the house.
TV-PG
2:30am
Blanche and the Younger Man
Blanche goes all out to try to look good for her latest beau, her aerobics instructor half her age. Meanwhile, Rose's dynamic mother comes for a visit and gets fed up with Rose's "mothering" ways.
TV-PG
3:00am
Heart Attack
After a dinner party, Sophia suffers an apparent heart attack with a heavy storm delaying the paramedics.
TV-PG
3:30am
Stan’s Return
Dorothy's ex-husband, Stan, shows up to settle a piece of land they bought on their honeymoon. This leads to Dorothy and Stan spending the night together. Rose and Blanche plan a vacation that Sophia is not invited on.
TV-PG
4:00am
The Custody Battle
Dorothy's sister, Gloria, comes to Miami for a visit and asks Sophia to come live with her in California. Meanwhile, Blanche is furious when Rose is cast as Lady Macbeth in a local play, and not her.
TV-PG
4:30am
A Little Romance
Rose has been dating Dr. Jonathan Newman and begins to think their relationship is leading to the altar. However she begins to have second thoughts especially since he's a midget.
TV-PG
5:00am
That Was No Lady
Dorothy latest boyfriend, Glen, shocks her when he reveals he's married. She surprises herself when she finds herself sneaking around to be with him. Blanche unloads her old car on Rose in order to buy a new one.
TV-PG
5:30am
In a Bed of Rose's
Late one evening, Rose brings a man home and they spend the night together. However, in the morning she finds that he has passed away. Even worse, she later discovers he was married.
TV-PG
9:00am
Quiet Sam
Barney is suspicious that Mayberry's mysterious new farmer (William Schallert) is up to no good and growing marijuana.
TV-G
9:36am
Barney Gets His Man
An escaped convict vows revenge on Barney Fife, the man who sent him back to prison.
TV-G
10:12am
The Guitar Player Returns
Mayberry guitarist Jim Lindsey (James Best), a success as a solo artist, returns to a hero's welcome. However, Andy suspects trouble.
TV-G
10:48am
Bringing Up Opie
Aunt Bee, believing that the jailhouse environment is adversely affecting Opie, forbids the lad to spend time at the courthouse.
TV-G
11:24am
Opie and the Bully
A schoolboy bully makes life miserable for 7-year-old Opie.
TV-G
12:00pm
Amigo
Amigo is wounded while leaving a holdup with his gang, who have been terrorizing the territory with crime sprees. Ben is riding with the posse that is searching for the gang when he saves Amigo from the posse by taking him home.
TV-PG
1:00pm
Roots of Fear
A run on the Dodge City bank forces three desperate farmers to resort to robbery.
TV-G
2:00pm
The Sisters
A contemptible father pretends to have a change of heart when three nuns confront him with the care and custody of his two children.
TV-G
3:00pm
The Cage
When a young outlaw becomes the victim of his own gang, he decides to help Marshal Matt Dillon bring them in.
TV-G
4:00pm
The War Priest
Kitty, enroute from Owl Flats to Dodge City by buckboard, is kidnapped by Apache war priest, Gregorio, an escaped cavalry prisoner.
TV-G
5:09pm
Barney's Replacement
Barney believes that Andy is grooming a new man to replace him as deputy, so he tries his hand at vacuum cleaner sales.
TV-G
5:46pm
Andy and the Women Speeder
A stubborn but charming lady speeder makes life difficult for Andy.
TV-G
6:23pm
Mayberry Goes Bankrupt
Mayberrian Frank Myers (Andy Clyde) and the town council are shocked to learn that the township owes him nearly $350,000.
TV-G
7:00pm
Barney on the Rebound
A scheming young couple victimizes Barney after a tiff with Thelma Lou.
TV-G
7:36pm
Opie's Hobo Friend
Ne'er-do-well vagrant Dave Brown has a bad influence on Opie, but he sets things straight before leaving town. Guest Star: Buddy Ebsen
TV-G
8:12pm
Cookies
When Ray learns that Troop Leader Peggy and her daughter have targeted his parents' house as a spot to make a big sale for themselves during the Frontier Girls selling competition, its all-out war.
TV-PG
8:48pm
Lucky Suit
Robert is ecstatic when he is recommended for the FBI job.
TV-PG
9:24pm
The Skit
Thinking it would be hilarious to show the partygoers a typical day in the life of Frank and Marie, Ray and Debra do a dead-on impersonation of the two that brings down the house at the party.
TV-PG
10:00pm
Pilot Prototype
Comedian George Lopez stars as a L.A. manufacturing plant manager attempting to deal with a tumultuous job, a strong but challenging marriage, two rebellious children and a tough mother - all with his sense of humor intact.
TV-PG
10:30pm
Curious George
Comedian George Lopez stars as a L.A. manufacturing plant manager attempting to deal with a tumultuous job, a strong but challenging marriage, two rebellious children and a tough mother - all with his sense of humor intact.
TV-PG
11:00pm
Tank Heaven
Carrie wants to start hanging out with people from her office and Doug hates the idea. Danny and Spence realize that women like men who take care of elderly people, so they start using Arthur to get dates.
TV-PG
11:30pm
Alter Ego
Spence finds out his ex-girlfriend Denise is getting married and decides he has to stop it. He gets Doug, Deacon, and Danny to go with him on the long drive.
TV-PG