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Time Show Episode
9:00am
Opie's Job
When Opie wrecks his bike, he decides to compete with another boy for a grocery store job.
TV-G
9:36am
Andy's Rival
Andy worries that he is losing Helen to another teacher who seems to be an expert at everything.
TV-G
10:12am
The Bazaar
Andy is irate at his new deputy, Warren Ferguson, when he enforces the full letter of the law.
TV-G
10:48am
Aunt Bee The Swinger
Aunt Bee begins dating an ex-congressman named John Canfield.
TV-G
11:24am
Warning From Warren
Warren believes that his powers of ESP are telling him to keep Andy and Helen from going to a picnic at Myers Lake.
TV-G
12:00pm
The Burning Sky
Ben hires Holt as a horse trainer, who arrives with his Sioux wife, Moon. This causes problems with the Indian haters in Virginia City, especially after Moon befriends a lonely boy. It is then that people are out to kill Moon.
TV-PG
1:00pm
Quiet Day in Dodge
Marshal Dillon has a tough day when he returns to Dodge City with a dangerous prisoner, not having slept for two days, only to face another unbelievable twenty-four hour period.
TV-G
2:00pm
Wheland's Men
An outlaw gang terrorized Dodge City duing Marshal Dillon's absence. Miss Kitty boldly challenges the leader to a poker game, with Dillon's life as the stake.
TV-G
3:00pm
Kimbro
Matt Dillon learns that the man who taught him everything he knows is now an itinerant drunk reduced to sweeping out stables for whiskey money.
TV-G
4:00pm
Jesse
Brock Peters plays an old friend of Festus' , who is now a fugitive from the law.
TV-G
5:09pm
Off to Hollywood
Andy decides to take Aunt Bee and Opie with him to watch the filming of the story of his life, Sheriff without a Gun, in Hollywood.
TV-G
5:46pm
Taylors in Hollywood
Andy and Opie are shocked to see how horrible the production of Sheriff without a Gun is, but Aunt Bee thinks it's great.
TV-G
6:23pm
The Hollywood Party
Andy falls for the beautiful actress who stars in Sheriff without a Gun. Back in Mayberry, Helen gets suspicious.
TV-G
7:00pm
Aunt Bee on TV
Aunt Bee begins getting on her friend's nerves when she brags about winning on a game show while in California. Guest Star: William Christopher
TV-G
7:36pm
Opie's Job
When Opie wrecks his bike, he decides to compete with another boy for a grocery store job.
TV-G
8:12pm
Why You Crying?
Comedian George Lopez stars as a L.A. manufacturing plant manager attempting to deal with a tumultuous job, a strong but challenging marriage, two rebellious children and a tough mother - all with his sense of humor intact.
TV-PG
8:48pm
The Trouble with Ricky
Comedian George Lopez stars as a L.A. manufacturing plant manager attempting to deal with a tumultuous job, a strong but challenging marriage, two rebellious children and a tough mother - all with his sense of humor intact.
TV-PG
9:24pm
The Sneeze
Ray fears that he is going to come down with something dreadful after someone sneezes on him.
TV-PG
10:00pm
Christmas Present
Ray buys Debra an elaborate Christmas gift in the hopes that she'll be so impressed, she'll let him go on a weekend golf trip with his buddies.
TV-PG
10:30pm
What Good Are You?
Ray questions his manliness when everyone agrees that he's useless in an emergency situation.
TV-PG
11:00pm
Manhattan Project
When an apartment in Manhattan becomes available to Doug and Carrie, Carrie sees it as a chance to live out her dream of living in the city, but Doug wants nothing to do with it.
TV-PG
11:30pm
Single Spaced
Doug and Carrie decide to go visit their priest for some marriage counseling, and while there they run into some old friends who just had a baby. This causes them to consider a child.
TV-PG
Wednesday, June 1
12:00am
China Syndrome Part 1
Arthur's wedding day is here but he soon finds himself without a bride when Ava St. Clair leaves him for not being gay. Doug, still mad at Carrie, decides he is going to divorce her, and shows up drunk at the wedding.
TV-PG
12:30am
China Syndrome Part 2
After Doug tells Carrie his plans to leave her, she decides she wants to go to China and adopt the child they were going to get without him. Doug still wants this, so they race to get to the airport to get the baby.
TV-PG
1:00am
Teach Your Children Well
Christine feels pressured to throw an extravagant party for Ritchie's ninth birthday, his first involving children from his new private school.
TV-PG
1:30am
Ritchie Has Two Mommies
Christine tries to behave maturely when Richard brings "new" Christine to breakfast with Ritchie so they can get to know each other.
TV-PG
2:00am
No Fault Divorce
Christine's former marriage counselor comes into the gym, leading to some awkward moments between the two women.
TV-PG
2:36am
Exile On Lame Street
Christine objects when Richard and "new" Christine want to take Ritchie to a Rolling Stones concert. Fearing that her son is too young to be exposed to the vices on display there, Christine initially forbids it.
TV-PG
3:12am
Brunch
Ted’s parents are visiting for the weekend, and a stunning family secret is revealed during brunch.
TV-PG
3:49am
Ted Mosby, Architect
After Ted and Robin have a fight, Barney tries to show Ted that his job as an architect is a great way to pick up women.
TV-14
4:21am
Law & Elka
Elka's trial has come at last, and her fate will be decided. What will the verdict be? Guest Stars: Sherri Shepherd, Amy Sedaris
TV-PG
4:54am
Where's Elka?
Elka's on the lam and the women go looking for her in Amish country. Guest Stars: Amy Sedaris, George Wendt
TV-PG
5:27am
Not Full House
Stephanie and Charlie plan a kid-free weekend in New York, only to find that Aaron has stowed away in their car. Meanwhile, both James and Gabby have plans for what to do with the empty house while their parents are away.
TV-PG
9:00am
Warning From Warren
Warren believes that his powers of ESP are telling him to keep Andy and Helen from going to a picnic at Myers Lake.
TV-G
9:36am
Off to Hollywood
Andy decides to take Aunt Bee and Opie with him to watch the filming of the story of his life, Sheriff without a Gun, in Hollywood.
TV-G
10:12am
Taylors in Hollywood
Andy and Opie are shocked to see how horrible the production of Sheriff without a Gun is, but Aunt Bee thinks it's great.
TV-G
10:48am
The Hollywood Party
Andy falls for the beautiful actress who stars in Sheriff without a Gun. Back in Mayberry, Helen gets suspicious.
TV-G
11:24am
Aunt Bee on TV
Aunt Bee begins getting on her friend's nerves when she brags about winning on a game show while in California. Guest Star: William Christopher
TV-G
12:00pm
The Prince Of Salt
Cattles are dying for lack of salt. Ada has a monopoly on salt & plans to sell salt to the highest bidder, which means the small ranchers won't get any salt for their cattle. Ben stands to protest on behalf of the small ranchers
TV-PG
1:00pm
Talbot
An outlaw, named Talbot, falls in love with the widow of a man he has been forced to kill in self-defense.
TV-G
2:00pm
This Golden Land
The son of a Russian immigrant, Moshe Gorofsky, is killed in a brutal hazing accident by a hooligan named Ruxton.
TV-G
3:00pm
Women For Sale Part 1
Several settlers and travelers are taken captive by a band of renegade Indians and sold to white mercenaries for slave labor and prostitution.
TV-G
4:00pm
Women for Sale Part 2
Marshal Dillon rescues Stella and Marcy from their Indian captor, and they accompany the Marshal as he tries to stop a white-slave trader from escaping to Mexico with his potential slaves.
TV-G
5:00pm
The Cannon
Andy makes the mistake of allowing Warren to be in charge of security during the Founder's Day celebration.
TV-G
5:30pm
A Man's Best Friend
Gullible Goober is taken in by Opie and a mischievous friend when they secretly plant a small walkie-talkie under Goober's dog's collar.
TV-G
6:00pm
Aunt Bee Takes A Job
Aunt Bee decides to take a job as a receptionist at a new printing shop in Mayberry. Too bad she doesn't wonder why her bosses only use green ink.
TV-G
6:30pm
Church Organ
Clara Edwards turns on her feminine charms in order to secure a new church organ.
TV-G
7:00pm
Girl Shy
Warren's bad habit of sleepwalking gets him in hot water with Andy and Helen.
TV-G
7:30pm
Malcolm at the Crossroads
Malcolm Merriweather (Bernard Fox) and Ernest T. Bass (Howard Morris) make their final appearances in this episode about which one of the two is the best school crossing guard.
TV-G
8:00pm
God Needles George
Comedian George Lopez stars as a L.A. manufacturing plant manager attempting to deal with a tumultuous job, a strong but challenging marriage, two rebellious children and a tough mother - all with his sense of humor intact.
TV-PG
8:30pm
Benny and Randy
Comedian George Lopez stars as a L.A. manufacturing plant manager attempting to deal with a tumultuous job, a strong but challenging marriage, two rebellious children and a tough mother - all with his sense of humor intact.
TV-PG
9:00pm
The Canister
Tempers flare when Marie accuses Debra of not returning a borrowed canister that holds sentimental value; Debra insists that she has already given it back.
TV-PG
9:30pm
The Angry Family
Ray and Debra are more than a little concerned when they realize that the constant bickering and screaming that goes on between them and Rays parents are having an effect on young Michael.
TV-PG
10:00pm
George Needs Vegas
George's frustrations keep mounting due to troubles with the communities at both his Beverly Hills and San Fernando properties. He needs to get away from it all.
TV-14
10:30pm
White Trash
With everyone blaming Boyce for the garbage strike, he is determined to put an end to it with or without Mayor Saxby's help. Alicia has a surprising offer for Stamps, and Barton is stretching himself too thin.
TV-PG
11:00pm
China Syndrome Part 1
Arthur's wedding day is here but he soon finds himself without a bride when Ava St. Clair leaves him for not being gay. Doug, still mad at Carrie, decides he is going to divorce her, and shows up drunk at the wedding.
TV-PG
11:30pm
China Syndrome Part 2
After Doug tells Carrie his plans to leave her, she decides she wants to go to China and adopt the child they were going to get without him. Doug still wants this, so they race to get to the airport to get the baby.
TV-PG