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Time Show Episode
9:00am
The Haunted House
Two of Mayberry's bravest souls, Barney and Gomer, enter an old abandoned (and reportedly haunted) house.
TV-G
9:30am
Ernest T. Bass Joins the Army
When Mayberry's resident wild man is barred from enlisting in the Army, Ernest T. Bass goes on a glass-breaking rampage. Guest Star: Howard Morris
TV-G
10:00am
The Sermon for Today
Inspired by the day's church sermon (What's Your Hurry?), several Mayberrians decide to organize a relaxing band concert.
TV-G
10:30am
Briscoe Declares for Aunt Bee
Attracted by her rose poetry and fine cooking, Briscoe Darling kidnaps Aunt Bee. Guest Star: Denver Pyle
TV-G
11:00am
Gomer, The House Guest
Gomer, having lost his job and living quarters in one fell swoop, takes up temporary residence in the Taylor household.
TV-G
11:30am
A Black Day for Mayberry
A truck carrying gold is scheduled to travel through Mayberry while en route to Fort Knox.
TV-G
12:00pm
A Lawman's Lot Is Not A Happy One
Roy & Ben are going to San Francisco to testify against timber sharks, until he finds the deputy from Plaserville won't be arriving, as Hoss had a fight with him. Ben needs Roy to testify so Ben insists Hoss take over as Sheriff
TV-PG
1:00pm
Cattle Barons
Marshal Dillon is caught in the middle when feuding cattle lords bring their struggle for power to Dodge City.
TV-G
2:00pm
The Prodigal
Two men return to Dodge City to find the man who shot their father in the back at the Long Branch saloon 12 years before.
TV-G
3:00pm
Vengeance-Part 1
A wealthy rancher has three drifters trampled by his horsemen after he accuses them of stealing a calf.
TV-G
4:00pm
Vengeance-Part 2
At Parkertown a trap awaits drifter Bob Johnson who is seeking revenge for the murder of two of his friends.
TV-G
5:00pm
Opie's Ill-Gotten Gain
Opie is rewarded with a new bike after receiving straight As.
TV-G
5:30pm
Up in Barney's Room
Barney's dear friend and landlord Mrs. Mendelbright kicks him out of his room after being taken in by an elderly con man.
TV-G
6:00pm
A Date for Gomer
Girl-shy Gomer Pyle is asked to escort Thelma Lou's homely cousin, to the Chamber of Commerce dance. Guest Star: Mary Grace Canfield
TV-G
6:30pm
Citizens Arrest
A war between Barney and Gomer erupts after Barney arrests Gomer for making an illegal U-turn.
TV-G
7:00pm
Opie and His Merry Men
Opie and his friends are taken in by a dishonest hobo while playing Robin Hood.
TV-G
7:30pm
Gomer, The House Guest
Gomer, having lost his job and living quarters in one fell swoop, takes up temporary residence in the Taylor household.
TV-G
8:00pm
Prescription for Trouble
Comedian George Lopez stars as a L.A. manufacturing plant manager attempting to deal with a tumultuous job, a strong but challenging marriage, two rebellious children and a tough mother - all with his sense of humor intact.
TV-PG
8:30pm
Friends Don't Let Friends Marry Drunks
Comedian George Lopez stars as a L.A. manufacturing plant manager attempting to deal with a tumultuous job, a strong but challenging marriage, two rebellious children and a tough mother - all with his sense of humor intact.
TV-PG
9:00pm
Recovering Pessimist
When Debra tries to change Rays pessimistic attitude about winning the Sports Writer of the Year Award, he agrees to change his ways and become more upbeat -- and suffers the downside of being the only optimist in his family.
TV-PG
9:30pm
The Dog
Ray brings home a stray bulldog that reminds him of the dog he had to give up as a boy due to his allergies, but his brother Robert bonds with the animal and the siblings then have to decide who gets to keep him.
TV-PG
10:00pm
Neighbors
When Franks late-night buzz sawing and Maries persistent meddling bother the neighborhood, they meet with Ray to discuss how hell inform his parents of their complaints.
TV-PG
10:30pm
Fascinatin' Debra
When Debra is being interviewed by a psychotherapist for a book on the American family, the doctor discovers that Ray and his family are more fascinating, in a quirky way, than she is.
TV-PG
11:00pm
Work Related
Arthur starts working at Carrie's law-firm with her. Doug and Deacon are having a prank war.
TV-PG
11:30pm
Twisted Sitters
Doug and Carrie have to watch Deacon and Kelly's kids while they are out of town. When one of the kids sees them having sex, they have to find a way to keep him from saying anything.
TV-PG
Thursday, June 30
12:00am
Wedding Presence
Doug and Carrie try to go to a wedding but not have to stay.
TV-PG
12:30am
Papa Pill
Doug feels sorry for Arthur and lets him go to a bar instead of a dance at his senior center. When Carrie finds out she gives Doug full control of Arthur, and Doug realizes how hard it is to deal with him.
TV-PG
1:00am
Why Are We Here?
When Debra gets fed up with Rays family intruding in her life, they both reminisce about how quiet life used to be in their old apartment miles away from his family.
TV-PG
1:30am
Ray's on TV
Ray is devastated when he discovers his family lied to him about his television debut on a sports chat show. Guest Star: Kevin James, Roy Firestone, James Worthy
TV-PG
2:00am
Answer Is Maybe, The
Worried about Richard's indiscriminate dating habits and reluctantly realizing that she misses New Christine as well, Christine vows to bring the couple back together.
TV-PG
2:30am
Come to Papa Jeff
When Christine's parents are unable to attend Grandparents' Day at Ritchie's school, New Christine suggests that Jeff (recurring guest star SCOTT BAKULA), the new man in Christine's life, go as Ritchie's special friend.
TV-PG
3:00am
Shelter Island
When Stella’s sister breaks up with her fiancé, Stella and Ted decide to pay for the costs and hold their wedding in place of hers. Barney determines to bed Robin during the wedding.
TV-14
3:30am
Happily Ever After
Determined not to run into Stella, Ted chooses to eat at a restaurant recommended by one of Lily’s friends...but as luck would have it, that friend turns out to be Stella.
TV-14
4:00am
Not A Father's Day
Barney receives word that one of his conquests is pregnant. Lily and Marshall develop baby fever.
TV-14
4:30am
Fast and Furious
At a spa retreat, Joy tests her sleuthing skills on a suspicious Yogi. Victoria learns what being a responsible friend means. Mamie confronts Elka's bossiness. Melanie hallucinates while fasting. Guest Star: Georgia Engel
TV-14
5:00am
What Now, My Love?
Victoria's movie is ending and she's unsure where that leaves her relationship with Emmet. Melanie wonders where her relationship with Alec is going. Joy uncovers something mysterious about Elka. Guest stars:Dave Foley
TV-PG
5:30am
Crimes of Fashion
James leads a student rebellion with Stephanie’s help when the principal starts cracking down on dress code. Gabby teaches Charlie how to use social media
TV-PG
9:00am
A Black Day for Mayberry
A truck carrying gold is scheduled to travel through Mayberry while en route to Fort Knox.
TV-G
9:30am
Opie's Ill-Gotten Gain
Opie is rewarded with a new bike after receiving straight As.
TV-G
10:00am
Up in Barney's Room
Barney's dear friend and landlord Mrs. Mendelbright kicks him out of his room after being taken in by an elderly con man.
TV-G
10:30am
A Date for Gomer
Girl-shy Gomer Pyle is asked to escort Thelma Lou's homely cousin, to the Chamber of Commerce dance. Guest Star: Mary Grace Canfield
TV-G
11:00am
Citizens Arrest
A war between Barney and Gomer erupts after Barney arrests Gomer for making an illegal U-turn.
TV-G
11:30am
Opie and His Merry Men
Opie and his friends are taken in by a dishonest hobo while playing Robin Hood.
TV-G
12:00pm
Anatomy Of A Lynching
Will Griner is acquitted of murder, which upsets the people of Virginia City. They feel Griner silenced witnesses, & are ready to lynch him. Ben works to reopen the case by finding the truth about the case.
TV-PG
1:00pm
A Hat
A cattle baron and a legendary frontiersman involve Marshal Matt Dillon in their life-and-death dispute over a hat.
TV-G
2:00pm
Hard-Luck Henry
Festus is known as "the smartest Haggen", but he regrets the title when his cousin "Hard-Luck" Henry Haggen comes looking for advice .
TV-G
3:00pm
Major Glory
Two recaptured Army deserters frame Festus Haggen in an attempted murder of their sergeant.
TV-G
4:00pm
The Pillagers
Kitty Russell and a young gunsmith from the East are abducted from a stagecoach while on the trail to Dodge City.
TV-G
5:00pm
Barney and the Cave Rescue
Barney comes to the rescue when he believes Andy and Helen are trapped in Lost Lover's Cave.
TV-G
5:30pm
Andy and Opie's Pal
Opie gets jealous when Andy pays more attention to a new boy in town who doesn't have a father.
TV-G
6:00pm
Aunt Bee the Crusader
Aunt Bee and her friends anger Andy and Barney when they come to the support of a local farmer who is being evicted.
TV-G
6:30pm
Barney's Sidecar
Mayberry is in mayhem after Barney buys an old motorcycle with a sidecar in order to enhance the town's law enforcement.
TV-G
7:00pm
My Fair Ernest T. Bass
Andy steps into the role of Professor Henry Higgins to transform wild mountain man Ernest T. Bass into a sophisticated gentleman. Guest Star: Howard Morris
TV-G
7:30pm
Prisoner of Love
Andy and Barney fall for a beautiful female prisoner who is being held at the Mayberry jail.
TV-G
8:00pm
George To The Third Power
Comedian George Lopez stars as a L.A. manufacturing plant manager attempting to deal with a tumultuous job, a strong but challenging marriage, two rebellious children and a tough mother - all with his sense of humor intact.
TV-PG
8:30pm
George Gets Assisterance
Comedian George Lopez stars as a L.A. manufacturing plant manager attempting to deal with a tumultuous job, a strong but challenging marriage, two rebellious children and a tough mother - all with his sense of humor intact.
TV-PG
9:00pm
Father Knows Least
Ray gets to use the active technique he and Debra learned in parenting class on his parents when their stubbornness goes too far.
TV-PG
9:30pm
Brother
At the urging of his parents, Ray takes his brother, Robert, out for a night on the town.
TV-PG
10:00pm
Mozart
When Ally decides to stop taking piano lessons from her Grandma Marie, Ray tries to teach her an important lesson about not quitting by resuming the lessons he took from his mother 25 years earlier.
TV-PG
10:30pm
Golf
When Ray tricks Debra into letting him play golf, his guilt manifests itself in an anxiety attack on the golf course and his doctor diagnoses a bad case of stress with the remedy being to play more golf. Guest Star: Kevin James
TV-PG
11:00pm
Wedding Presence
Doug and Carrie try to go to a wedding but not have to stay.
TV-PG
11:30pm
Papa Pill
Doug feels sorry for Arthur and lets him go to a bar instead of a dance at his senior center. When Carrie finds out she gives Doug full control of Arthur, and Doug realizes how hard it is to deal with him.
TV-PG