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Time Show Episode
9:00am
Emmett's Anniversary
Tightfisted Emmett Clark decides to throw caution to the wind and buy his wife Martha a mink coat as an anniversary gift.
TV-G
9:36am
The Wedding
When Howard's mother gets married and moves away, he decides to change his lifestyle and become a swinging bachelor. Guest Star: Terri Garr
TV-G
10:12am
Sam For Town Council
Emmett gets upset with Andy, Howard and Goober, when they decide to support local farmer Sam Jones for town council instead of him.
TV-G
10:48am
Opie and Mike
Young Mike Jones looks up to Opie as a big brother. However, their relationship is strained when Opie falls for a new girl in town.
TV-G
11:24am
A Girl For Goober
On a lark, lonely Goober Pyle decides to try a computer dating service.
TV-G
12:00pm
Badge Without Honor
A man anmed Gerald Eskith comes to town claiming to be a Deputy Marshall. He wants to take the Cartwrights friend Jason Blaine to San Francisco to testify against the Murdock gang, but Adam has his suspicions and decides to go
TV-PG
1:00pm
Matt Dillon Must Die
Dillon finds himself in the revengeful hands of a half-crazed widower who plans, with the aid of his four surviving sons, to hunt Dillon down and kill him to revenge the death of his son, a wanted murderer.
TV-G
2:00pm
A Town in Chains
Dillon is captured and held for ransom by five bank robbers he has been pursuing when he rides into a small town to warn it about the outlaws--only to find out that they have taken over the place.
TV-G
3:00pm
The Guns of Cibola Blanca Part 1
Doc and pretty saloon owner Lyla Ross find themselves virtual slaves when they are kidnapped by a band of former Confederate officers-turned-outlaws.
TV-G
4:00pm
The Guns of Cibola Blanca Part 2
With Doc overdue and a stage coach with three passengers missing, Matt, Festus, and Newly set out to find their friend in the conclusion of the two-part episode.
TV-G
5:09pm
Ellie Comes to Town
Andy schemes to help a young local guitarist (James Best).
TV-G
5:46pm
Irresistible Andy
Andy comes to believe that Ellie is a deadly female hunter out to marry him.
TV-G
6:23pm
Runaway Kid
Opie befriends an 8-year-old runaway.
TV-G
7:00pm
Andy the Matchmaker
Andy, trying to lift Barney's spirits, stages a minor robbery and tries to match his deputy with a shy seamstress.
TV-G
7:36pm
Opie's Charity
Andy becomes upset when Opie contributes a measly three cents to the Underprivileged Children's drive.
TV-G
8:12pm
A Feud is a Feud
Andy strives to end a long-running feud between two neighboring families.
TV-G
8:48pm
Mother's Day, Part 1
Debra takes offense when Marie accuses her of being rude, and the two wind up fighting and not speaking to each other.
TV-PG
9:24pm
The Bigger Person, Part 2
Now that Debra and Ray's mom aren't speaking to each other, Debra goes out of her way to ensure that Ray doesn't spend time with his mother by waiting on him hand and foot so he prefers to stay close to home.
TV-PG
10:00pm
The First Time, Part 3
When Debra accuses Ray of still not being able to pick up on her "not in the mood" signals, they fondly recall the first night they spent together.
TV-PG
10:30pm
The Cult
Depressed that Marie and Debra can't seem to resolve their differences, Robert decides to join a support group that the family believes is a cult.
TV-PG
11:00pm
Sold-Y Locks
After convincing Carrie to sell her hair to a wig maker so they can afford to join Deacon and Kelly on a cruise, Doug realizes he doesn't find Carrie's new shorter hairdo attractive.
TV-PG
11:30pm
Emotional Rollercoaster
Doug lies to Carrie and tells her that he regrets not accomplishing more in life and that he's going to sign up for the IPS management program. He gets busted when Carrie thanks his boss for accepting Doug into the program.
TV-PG
Wednesday, August 31
12:00am
Four Play
Everything is going smoothly between the newly formed friendships until Kelly grows tired of Doug's forgetfulness.
TV-PG
12:30am
Hartford Wailer
After telling Doug that she'll be working all weekend, Carrie gets caught in the lie when he discovers that she already has an appointment. Guest Star: Huey Lewis
TV-PG
1:00am
The New Adventures of Old Christine
Christine reluctantly lets New Christine set her up on a blind date, but the date goes from bad to worse as Christine discovers he is not who he made himself out to be.
TV-PG
1:30am
House
When Christine learns that Richard and New Christine bought the house she had always dreamed of, she tries to contain her jealousy and attempts to feel genuinely happy for them.
TV-PG
2:00am
Burning Down The House
Christine considers taking a walk on the wild side in order to make Barb think she's not a square. DAVE FOLEY ("NewsRadio") returns to guest star as Richard's friend, Tom, with whom Christine once went on a date.
TV-PG
2:36am
Happy Couple, The
Matthew and Barb pretend to be inseparable after Christine learns they spent the night together and forbids them to see one another.
TV-PG
3:12am
Purple Giraffe
Ted decides to throw a party and invite Robin, so he can “run into her” casually. But she misses the party, so he throws another the next night...and the next. Lily’s desire for sex with Marshall stops him from writing a paper.
TV-14
3:49am
The Sweet Taste of Liberty
Barney talks Ted into going to the airport with him to pick up girls. The friends follow two girls to Philadelphia, but get picked up by security. Lily is upset when Robin gets all the male attention at their girls' night out.
TV-14
4:21am
Return of the Shirt
Ted reconnects with an old flame, wondering if he’s now ready for a relationship. But the girl remembers he dumped her on her birthday and isn’t happy to hear from him. Barney pays Robin to say inappropriate things on the air.
TV-PG
4:54am
The Finale (Part 1)
As she worries about getting too fat, Fran goes into labor while stuck in an elevator with C.C.
TV-PG
5:27am
The Finale (Part 2)
Fran delivers her twins as C.C. gives Niles an answer to his marriage proposal.
TV-PG
9:00am
Mayberry RFD
Sam Jones (Ken Berry) is joined in Mayberry by his old Army buddy Mario Vinchenti and his family.
TV-G
9:30am
Opie's Job
When Opie wrecks his bike, he decides to compete with another boy for a grocery store job.
TV-G
10:00am
Andy's Rival
Andy worries that he is losing Helen to another teacher who seems to be an expert at everything.
TV-G
10:30am
The Bazaar
Andy is irate at his new deputy, Warren Ferguson, when he enforces the full letter of the law.
TV-G
11:00am
Aunt Bee The Swinger
Aunt Bee begins dating an ex-congressman named John Canfield.
TV-G
11:30am
Warning From Warren
Warren believes that his powers of ESP are telling him to keep Andy and Helen from going to a picnic at Myers Lake.
TV-G
12:00pm
The Mill
Tom Edwards is in a wheelchair and holds Ben Cartwright responsible for his condition. Tom feels sorry for himself and finds solace in the bottle. The Cartwrights decide to help him find purpose again and build a mill on his p
TV-PG
1:00pm
Thirty a Month and Found
A sequence of tragedies leads to the death of three cowboys, one of them an old friend of Matt's.
TV-G
2:00pm
The Wiving
Jed Hockett, a farmer, orders his three sons to go to town and not return without prospective brides.
TV-G
3:00pm
The Iron Men
Cameron Mitchell guest stars as Chauncey Demon, once a highly respected sheriff who has let himself degenerate into a saloon bum, and whose old friend Matt Dillon won't accept his condition as final.
TV-G
4:00pm
The Fourth Victim
A series of seemingly random killings have the citizens of Dodge in near panic, but Dillon believes they are part of a pattern in which Doc is slated to be the next target.
TV-G
5:00pm
Opie's Charity
Andy becomes upset when Opie contributes a measly three cents to the Underprivileged Children's drive.
TV-G
5:30pm
A Feud is a Feud
Andy strives to end a long-running feud between two neighboring families.
TV-G
6:00pm
Ellie for Council
Ellie's decision to run for town council sparks a battle of the sexes.
TV-G
6:30pm
Stranger in Town
Mayberrians (especially Barney) become suspicious of a stranger who seems to possess knowledge about everyone.
TV-G
7:00pm
Maybery Goes To Hollywood
Almost everyone puts on airs when a Hollywood film crew decides to use Mayberry as the backdrop for a movie.
TV-G
7:30pm
The Horse Trader
Ignoring his own advice to Opie, Andy plays fast and loose with the facts when trying to sell the old town cannon.
TV-G
8:00pm
Those Gossipin Men
After Andy teases the fairer sex about gossiping, Aunt Bee pulls a prank to prove that men are gossips, too.
TV-G
8:30pm
The First Six Years, Part 1
Best of moments from the first six seasons of Everybody Loves Raymond.
TV-PG
9:00pm
The First Six Years, Part 2
Best of moments from the first six seasons of Everybody Loves Raymond.
TV-PG
9:30pm
Counselling
After arguing with Ray over his inability to help her with the housework, Debra becomes intrigued when their friends Linda and Bernie mention they've been seeing a marriage counselor.
TV-PG
10:00pm
Homework
When Ally's teacher Miss Purcell overhears Ray commenting about the kids' excessive workload, she invites Raymond to address the curriculum review board and gives him a mountain of material for review and evaluation.
TV-PG
10:30pm
Pet the Bunny
When the twins doodle on the back of Ray's eulogy and then give it to Marie and Frank, Ray attempts to cover the kids' pictures before Frank finds out what he did.
TV-PG
11:00pm
Four Play
Everything is going smoothly between the newly formed friendships until Kelly grows tired of Doug's forgetfulness.
TV-PG
11:30pm
Hartford Wailer
After telling Doug that she'll be working all weekend, Carrie gets caught in the lie when he discovers that she already has an appointment. Guest Star: Huey Lewis
TV-PG