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Date Time Episode
Sunday
June 26
7:48am
All That Jazz
Dorothy's son, Michael, shows with news that he's separated and needs a place to stay. Dorothy quickly gets tired of his freeloading and dumps him on Stan. Rose is reluctant to talk to her boss about reducing her stress.
TV-PG
8:24am
Ebb Tide
Blanche is shattered after her father, Big Daddy, passes away. However, when she goes back to her childhood home, she gets into a big argument with her sister, Virginia, and decides not to attend the funeral.
TV-PG
9:00am
Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas
Fed up with Christmas shopping in a heat wave, the girls decide to buy gifts for the one person they pick from a hat. Later, the girls decide to serve Christmas dinner for the homeless, including a recently homeless Stan.
TV-PG
9:36am
Mary Has a Little Lamb
The girls take in a 15-year-old girl who has just found out she's pregnant and scared to tell her father. Meanwhile, Blanche's prison pen pal has just been released and is looking for her.
TV-PG
10:12am
Great Expectations
Rose joins a positive thinking group and tries to get a pessimistic Dorothy to join. Meanwhile, Blanche is scared to get serious with her latest boyfriend, especially after he has a heart attack.
TV-PG
10:48am
Triple Play
Blanche tries to lure men by placing a fake ad in the paper trying to sell a Mercedes. Meanwhile, Rose has to deal with meeting Miles's daughter, and Dorothy discovers Sophia is hoarding Social Security money.
TV-PG
11:24am
Clinton Avenue Memoirs
Dorothy becomes alarmed that Sophia is becoming more and more forgetful with age. After visiting a doctor, Sophia decides to regain some of the memories she has lost, and takes a trip back to Brooklyn and their old apartment.
TV-PG
12:00pm
Like the Beep of the Tom-Tom
After visiting the doctor, Blanche learns that he wants to put a pacemaker in her. However, after the operation, Blanche is so scared of intimacy that she decides to give up sex.
TV-PG
12:30pm
An Illegitimate Concern
Blanche is stunned when a man comes to the front door and claims to be the illegitimate son of her late husband. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Sophia enter a mother-daughter pageant at Shady Pines.
TV-PG
1:00pm
72 Hours
Rose discovers that she may have contracted HIV from the blood used in her gallbladder operation. What really gets to her, though, is the 72 hours she must wait for the results. Dorothy organizes a Save the Swamplands charity.
TV-PG
1:30pm
Twice in a Lifetime
Rose must decide between her boyfriend, Miles, or an old boyfriend who has just come to town and asks her to go to Europe with him. Meanwhile, fed up with Dorothy's rules, Sophia decides to move out.
TV-PG
2:00pm
Sisters and Other Strangers
Blanche and her sister, Charmaine, reconcile after a life-long rivalry -- until Blanche reads Charmaine’s recently published book and realizes the heroine is based on her. Dorothy becomes fed up with Stan's visiting cousin.
TV-PG
2:30pm
Cheaters
The married man Dorothy once dated re-enters her life and has news that he's now divorced and would like to reconcile with her. Meanwhile, Blanche and Sophia become the victims of a con game.
TV-PG
3:00pm
The Mangiacavallo Curse Makes a Lousy Wedding Present
The girls attend the wedding of Dorothy's goddaughter, whose father was once engaged to Sophia. Sophia thinks that the wedding reception is the perfect spot for revenge after supposedly puting a curse on him years ago.
TV-PG
3:30pm
All Bets are Off
Dorothy's gambling problem re-surfaces after a visit to the racetrack. Meanwhile, Rose takes up painting, and Blanche is insulted after a man she works with rejects her advances.
TV-PG
Monday
June 27
2:00am
Ebb Tide
Blanche is shattered after her father, Big Daddy, passes away. However, when she goes back to her childhood home, she gets into a big argument with her sister, Virginia, and decides not to attend the funeral.
TV-PG
2:30am
Mary Has a Little Lamb
The girls take in a 15-year-old girl who has just found out she's pregnant and scared to tell her father. Meanwhile, Blanche's prison pen pal has just been released and is looking for her.
TV-PG
3:00am
Triple Play
Blanche tries to lure men by placing a fake ad in the paper trying to sell a Mercedes. Meanwhile, Rose has to deal with meeting Miles's daughter, and Dorothy discovers Sophia is hoarding Social Security money.
TV-PG
3:30am
An Illegitimate Concern
Blanche is stunned when a man comes to the front door and claims to be the illegitimate son of her late husband. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Sophia enter a mother-daughter pageant at Shady Pines.
TV-PG
4:00am
72 Hours
Rose discovers that she may have contracted HIV from the blood used in her gallbladder operation. What really gets to her, though, is the 72 hours she must wait for the results. Dorothy organizes a Save the Swamplands charity.
TV-PG
4:30am
Cheaters
The married man Dorothy once dated re-enters her life and has news that he's now divorced and would like to reconcile with her. Meanwhile, Blanche and Sophia become the victims of a con game.
TV-PG
5:00am
The Mangiacavallo Curse Makes a Lousy Wedding Present
The girls attend the wedding of Dorothy's goddaughter, whose father was once engaged to Sophia. Sophia thinks that the wedding reception is the perfect spot for revenge after supposedly puting a curse on him years ago.
TV-PG
5:30am
All Bets are Off
Dorothy's gambling problem re-surfaces after a visit to the racetrack. Meanwhile, Rose takes up painting, and Blanche is insulted after a man she works with rejects her advances.
TV-PG
Sunday
July 3
7:48am
The President's Coming! The President's Coming! (1)
An FBI agent investigates the girls' lives for a possible visit from President Bush. This leads the girls to reminisce about times they have spent together.
TV-PG
8:24am
The President's Coming! The President's Coming! (2)
When the FBI agent announces that George Bush will make a visit to their home, the girls continue to reminisce and Dorothy quickly readies a list of points she wants to make to the president.
TV-PG
9:00am
Blanche Delivers
Blanche's daughter, Rebecca, comes to Miami and wants to give birth in a birthing center. Blanche doesn't want to be embarrassed by the fact that her daughter was artificially inseminated.
TV-PG
9:36am
If at Last You Do Suceed
Stan has finally hit it big with a new invention, but still Dorothy can't be happy for him. Meanwhile, Rose and Blanche fight over some war bonds that, if cashed, could bankrupt St. Olaf.
TV-PG
10:12am
Snap Out of It
Dorothy helps Sophia with the Meals on Wheels program and runs across a man who hasn't left his apartment since the 1960's. Meanwhile, Blanche's birthday is coming up and Rose becomes determined to find out her real age.
TV-PG
10:48am
Wham, Bam, Thank You, Mammy
Blanche gets an unexpected visit from her childhood "mammy" (nanny) but doesn’t want to speak to her. Meanwhile, Sophia hires a matchmaker for Dorothy, who experiences a date with a convict.
TV-PG
11:24am
Feelings
Dorothy receives threats after failing a football star, which means he can't play in an upcoming football game. Meanwhile, Rose must deal with her dentist who she thinks fondled her during her last visit.
TV-PG
12:00pm
Zborn Again
Dorothy finds herself being wooed by Stan and it seems her old feelings for him are resurfacing. Meanwhile, Rose has to deal with an annoying co-worker.
TV-PG
12:30pm
How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?
After the death of a friend, who had been a nun, Sophia decides she would like to become one. So she joins a convent and moves out. Meanwhile, Blanche gets into a car accident with Rose's car, which leaves Rose with a lawsuit.
TV-PG
1:00pm
Mrs. George Devereaux
Blanche has a secret admirer and is shocked when she meets him: her supposedly dead husband, George. Meanwhile, Dorothy is being wooed by two men, Sonny Bono and Lyle Waggoner.
TV-PG
1:30pm
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun... Before They Die
Due to a drought in St. Olaf, Rose swears to be celibate and Blanche advises her not to tell Miles the truth. Sophia takes Blanche's tips to lure a man to bed but when she says she loves him, it doesn’t turn out as she hoped.
TV-PG
2:00pm
Stand By Your Man
Blanche meets a man at the library and only after they make a date does she realize he's in a wheelchair. Meanwhile, Rose wants to keep one of the puppies from Dreyfuss's litter despite Blanche's feelings.
TV-PG
2:30pm
Ebbtide's Revenge
Dorothy must give the eulogy at her cross-dressing brother Phil's funeral. A fued between Sophia and Phil's widow reaches a peak, leading Sophia to reveal her hidden feelings about her son's alternative lifestyle.
TV-PG
3:00pm
The Bloom is Off the Rose
Rose wants more adventure in her relationship with Miles, so she signs them up for sky diving lessons. Meanwhile, Blanche's relationship with an abusive man causes Dorothy to speak her feelings.
TV-PG
3:30pm
Sisters of the Bride
Blanche's gay brother, Clayton, visits Miami and announces he’s found the right person to commit to, but Blanche still can't get over Clayton's sexual orientation. Meanwhile, Rose expects to win a Volunteer of the Year award.
TV-PG