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Date Time Episode
Sunday
August 28
7:48am
Golden Moments Part 1
Sophia announces her intentions of moving out of the house and in with her son Phil. This prompts the girls to reminisce about the good times and the bad times they've had together.
TV-PG
8:24am
Golden Moments (2)
As Sophia makes up her mind on whether or not to move in with her son, the girls continue to reminisce about the years they've shared together.
TV-PG
9:00am
Larceny and Old Lace
Sophia's latest boyfriend, Rocco, claims to have been involved in the mob, so when the girls discover Rocco's bag has thousands of dollars in it, they assume he robbed a bank. Dorothy and Blanche sneak a peek at Rose's diary.
TV-PG
9:36am
Rose's Big Adventure
Rose's latest boyfriend has just retired and she is ready to spend a whole lot more time with him, but his retirement quickly turns him into a couch potato. Meanwhile, the girls deal with remodeling the garage into a guest room.
TV-PG
10:12am
Mister Terrific
Rose begins to date "Mr. Terrific," a kiddie show host, who gets fired when Dorothy gets a part-time job as a consultant on the show, a job he helped her get.
TV-PG
10:48am
The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo
While Sophia organizes a band to raise money, volunteers at the hospital and battles return policies at the supermarket, Blanche, Dorothy, and Rose sit around discussing what to do.
TV-PG
11:24am
Yokel Hero
Rose is running for St. Olaf Woman of the Year, and is a sure winner after altering her qualifications with help from Blanche and Dorothy. Meanwhile, the girls’ air conditioning goes out.
TV-PG
12:00pm
Bang the Drum, Stanley
At a baseball game, Sophia gets beaned. This prompts Stan to talk her into filing a lawsuit for payment on her severe injuries, which he gets her to fake. Meanwhile, Blanche and Rose prepare for roles in the play "Cats."
TV-PG
12:30pm
Sophia's Wedding (1)
Dorothy prompts Sophia to make amends with her deceased friend’s husband, Max, but they get a little too close and wind up in bed together. Soon they announce their engagement. Blanche and Rose begin an Elvis Presley fan club.
TV-PG
1:00pm
Sophia's Wedding (2)
Sophia and Max come back from their honeymoon with no place to stay, so the girls put them up. They decide to restart the old business Max had with Sophia's late husband, a pizza knish stand. Dorothy starts smoking again.
TV-PG
1:30pm
Brother, Can You Spare That Jacket?
Sophia accidentally gives away Blanche's jacket (with a winning lottery ticket in the pocket!) They try to get it back from a homeless shelter, but realize how badly the money is needed there, and give the ticket to the shelter.
TV-PG
2:00pm
Stan Takes a Wife
Stan breaks the news that he's engaged - something Dorothy at first seems to accept. However, after Sophia falls ill, Stan comforts Dorothy, which sparks old feelings. She contemplates trying to get back together with Stan.
TV-PG
2:30pm
The Auction
The girls try to find enough money for a new roof. Meanwhile, Sophia's volunteer job at the hospital gives them a piece of inside information: a famous artist is dying. The girls head to an auction to buy one of his paintings.
TV-PG
3:00pm
Blind Date
After being dumped by her boyfriend, Blanche befriends a man at a bar and makes a date with him. Unknown to her, he's blind. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Rose try their hand at coaching a kids' football team.
TV-PG
3:30pm
The Impotence of Being Ernest
Rose is crazy about her latest boyfriend, Ernie, but can't understand why he doesn't approach the subject of sex. When she forces the subject, she learns the truth that he's impotent.
TV-PG
Monday
August 29
2:30am
Larceny and Old Lace
Sophia's latest boyfriend, Rocco, claims to have been involved in the mob, so when the girls discover Rocco's bag has thousands of dollars in it, they assume he robbed a bank. Dorothy and Blanche sneak a peek at Rose's diary.
TV-PG
3:00am
The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo
While Sophia organizes a band to raise money, volunteers at the hospital and battles return policies at the supermarket, Blanche, Dorothy, and Rose sit around discussing what to do.
TV-PG
3:30am
Yokel Hero
Rose is running for St. Olaf Woman of the Year, and is a sure winner after altering her qualifications with help from Blanche and Dorothy. Meanwhile, the girls’ air conditioning goes out.
TV-PG
4:00am
Blind Date
After being dumped by her boyfriend, Blanche befriends a man at a bar and makes a date with him. Unknown to her, he's blind. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Rose try their hand at coaching a kids' football team.
TV-PG
4:30am
The Impotence of Being Ernest
Rose is crazy about her latest boyfriend, Ernie, but can't understand why he doesn't approach the subject of sex. When she forces the subject, she learns the truth that he's impotent.
TV-PG
5:00am
Golden Moments Part 1
Sophia announces her intentions of moving out of the house and in with her son Phil. This prompts the girls to reminisce about the good times and the bad times they've had together.
TV-PG
5:30am
Golden Moments (2)
As Sophia makes up her mind on whether or not to move in with her son, the girls continue to reminisce about the years they've shared together.
TV-PG
Sunday
September 4
9:00am
Blanche and the Younger Man
Blanche goes all out to try to look good for her latest beau, her aerobics instructor half her age. Meanwhile, Rose's dynamic mother comes for a visit and gets fed up with Rose's "mothering" ways.
TV-PG
9:30am
In a Bed of Rose's
Late one evening, Rose brings a man home and they spend the night together. However, in the morning she finds that he has passed away. Even worse, she later discovers he was married.
TV-PG
10:00am
Ladies of the Evening
The house is fumigated and the girls move into a Miami Beach hotel. Dressed up to attend a Burt Reynolds movie premiere, the girls are caught in a hotel raid, mistaken as prostitutes, and dragged off to jail.
TV-PG
10:30am
Isn't It Romantic
Dorothy's friend Jean comes to visit and Dorothy doesn’t tell Blanche and Rose that Jean is a lesbian. After spending time with Rose, Jean begins to fall for her. Meanwhile, a new VCR prompts Sophia to rent "dirty movies."
TV-PG
11:00am
Big Daddy's Little Lady
Blanche's father comes to Miami for a visit and announces he's engaged. Blanche is thrilled until she meets his fiancee, who happens to be younger than her. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Rose enter a Miami song writing contest.
TV-PG
11:30am
Long Days Journey into Marinara
Sophia's sister, Angela, arrives in Miami for a visit and decides to move there. Dorothy invites her to stay with the girls. This ticks off Sophia since she thinks that Angela is after everything that she has.
TV-PG
12:00pm
Mixed Blessing
Dorothy's son, Michael, pays another visit and this time he has an announcement: he's engaged. However, Dorothy has two more surprises in store. Her future daughter-in-law is also black and twenty years older than Michael.
TV-PG
12:30pm
And Ma Makes Three
Feeling sorry for a lonely Sophia, Dorothy allows her to come along on a date with her latest beau. However, pretty soon Sophia begins tagging along on every date, which puts a rift in Dorothy's romantic plans.
TV-PG
1:00pm
Yes, We Have No Havanas
Blanche's new boyfriend is a charming Cuban who sweeps her off her feet, but she's not the only one. Blanche discovers he's also been dating Sophia. Rose takes a course taught by Dorothy so she can get a high school diploma.
TV-PG
1:30pm
Love Me Tender
When Sophia sets Dorothy up on a blind date, Dorothy secretly falls for the seemingly simple man, claiming "he's the greatest lover she ever had." Blanche and Rose join the "Be a Pal" and become pals to two motherless girls.
TV-PG
2:00pm
High Anxiety
After Sophia accidentally knocks a bottle of Rose's pills down the sink, it is discovered she is addicted to them and must battle withdrawal. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Sophia are hired to be in a pizza commercial.
TV-PG
2:30pm
An Illegitimate Concern
Blanche is stunned when a man comes to the front door and claims to be the illegitimate son of her late husband. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Sophia enter a mother-daughter pageant at Shady Pines.
TV-PG
3:00pm
Sick and Tired (1)
Dorothy is feeling rundown, tired all the time and has a lack of energy. She is sure she is ill, but all of the doctors she visits tell her she's fine. Meanwhile, Blanche decides to write a romance novel.
TV-PG
3:30pm
Sick and Tired (2)
Dorothy continues to seek medical advice and turns to Harry Weston for help. Meanwhile, Blanche goes on a writing binge, resulting in a novel that is less then enthralling.
TV-PG