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The Exes
Full Episodes 6 episodes available
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Time Show Episode
9:00am
Crime Free Mayberry
Andy and Barney are honored for achieving the lowest crime-rate in the country.
TV-G
9:36am
The Perfect Female
Barney and his sweetheart play cupid as they match Andy up with Thelma Lou's sharp-shooting cousin.
TV-G
10:12am
Aunt Bee's Brief Encounter
Aunt Bee is smitten by a traveling handyman, but Andy ends up doing all of the work.
TV-G
10:48am
The Clubmen
Andy and Barney become prospective members of an exclusive men's club in Raleigh.
TV-G
11:24am
The Pickle Story
Andy, Barney and Opie find themselves in a real pickle when they pretend to love Aunt Bee's homemade kerosene cucumbers.
TV-G
12:00pm
A Man Without Land
Matt Jeffers is in trouble. His ranch is about to be sold for back taxes, his land is drying up from lack of water, & his son is loosing interest in the ranch. This leads to a chain of events including Matt's son getting shot.
TV-PG
1:00pm
Albert
A mild-mannered bank teller, about to be dismissed, foils a bank robber but impulsively takes some money for himself.
TV-G
2:00pm
Kiowa
The abduction of a teen-aged girl by Indians involves Matt Dillon in a long trek to rescue her and return her to her family.
TV-G
3:00pm
Celia
Newly's best friend becomes the victim of a con game perpetrated by a pretty young girl and her partner.
TV-G
4:00pm
Morgan
A psychopathic outlaw takes over Dodge in Matt's absence, holding the town hostage as he awaits an expected gold shipment.
TV-G
5:00pm
Sheriff Barney
Impressed by Mayberry's low crime-rate, officials from a neighboring town ask Barney to become their sheriff.
TV-G
5:30pm
The Farmer Takes a Wife
A gregarious farmer comes to town to choose a wife. Unfortunately for Barney, he chooses Thelma Lou. Guest Star: Alan Hale
TV-G
6:00pm
The Keeper of the Flame
Opie joins a secret kids club, headquartered in a neighboring farmer's barn. When the barn goes up in flames, more than one secret is revealed.
TV-G
6:30pm
Baily's Bad Boy
A spoiled young man, arrested for speeding, threatens to use his father's clout against Andy unless charges are dismissed. Guest Star: Bill Bixby
TV-G
7:00pm
Manicurist
A voluptuous manicurist sets up shop in Mayberry and unintentionally provokes trouble between husbands and wives. Guest Star: Barbara Eden
TV-G
7:30pm
The Jinx
Barney becomes convinced that a local man is a true jinx.
TV-G
8:00pm
The Cult
Depressed that Marie and Debra can't seem to resolve their differences, Robert decides to join a support group that the family believes is a cult.
TV-PG
8:30pm
Counselling
After arguing with Ray over his inability to help her with the housework, Debra becomes intrigued when their friends Linda and Bernie mention they've been seeing a marriage counselor.
TV-PG
9:00pm
Marie's Vision
While Raymond, Robert and Frank don't want to bring up the fact that Marie is having vision trouble, Debra decides to level with her and suggests she visit an eye doctor.
TV-PG
9:30pm
She's the One
Robert is excited because he's dating a great new woman, and hints to Ray and Debra that she might even be "The One."
TV-PG
10:00pm
George Hosts a Golf Tournament
George hosts a celebrity golf tournament to bolster his Vegas residency credentials in the midst of personal chaos with his AWOL daughter.
TV-PG
10:30pm
Soul Train
When Lolli gets kicked off a wine train, she forces Boyce to have her back, even though he knows she’s in the wrong. Stamps helps Alicia relieve her campaign stress.
TV-PG
11:00pm
Dugan Groupie
Carrie is put in charge of a group of people and has to get a project done. She works during the night and Doug begins to miss her, so he starts spending time with Arthur.
TV-PG
11:30pm
Lost Vegas
Doug needs to find a way to get to Vegas for the weekend with his friends. He decides to build up some credit with Carrie by taking her to a spa.
TV-PG
Thursday, May 5
12:00am
Furious Gorge
Carrie gets fed up with Doug and his weight problem and convinces him to go to an over-eaters group.
TV-PG
12:30am
Entertainment Weakly
IPS hires a new worker, the guys love him, and think he is absolutely hilarious. Doug doesn't like this because he used to be the funny guy. He decides to win back the favor of the men.
TV-PG
1:00am
George Hosts a Golf Tournament
George hosts a celebrity golf tournament to bolster his Vegas residency credentials in the midst of personal chaos with his AWOL daughter.
TV-PG
1:30am
Soul Train
When Lolli gets kicked off a wine train, she forces Boyce to have her back, even though he knows she’s in the wrong. Stamps helps Alicia relieve her campaign stress.
TV-PG
2:00am
Up in the Airport
When Christine realizes Ritchie's never been on a real family vacation like his classmates, she plans a trip to Florida. But things don't turn out quite as she intended and the trip goes horribly awry.
TV-PG
2:30am
Revenge Makeover
Old Christine takes a cranky, very pregnant New Christine to a fancy salon to prepare her for the impromptu wedding that Richard is secretly planning. SCOTT BAKULA guest stars.
TV-PG
3:00am
I Love What You Do for Me
When Christine discovers that her five-year car lease is up, she evaluates her life during that time and realizes that not much has changed. She vows to make some big changes. Max (recurring guest ERIC McCORMACK) offers to help.
TV-PG
3:30am
Bedtime Stories
Marshall and baby Marvin are still making their way to the wedding - now via bus - and are stuck in traffic. In order to get Marvin to sleep, Marshall is forced to create rhymes off the cuff.
TV-14
4:00am
The Rehearsal Dinner
After pulling off the greatest surprise Bachelor Party ever, Barney is convinced that Robin is once again planning something special for the rehearsal dinner.
TV-14
4:30am
Out of Our Minds
Melanie and Jack try to spice up their relationship. Victoria becomes the spokesperson for a new vodka brand. Joy’s new hairstyle backfires when she meets Owen’s office crush. Elka and Mayor Deacon have a scandalous affair.
TV-PG
5:00am
Cold In Cleveland: The Christmas Episode
Mortified by an old Christmas movie she made, Victoria tries to get the rights from her ex-husband, Ernie Hudson. Melanie and Sally compete over decorations. Joy spends Christmas without her mother but finds an unlikely proxy. Guest stars: Ernie Hudson, Kelly Schumann, Lesley Nicol
TV-PG
5:30am
The Facts of Lice
Fran suspects Niles of being a killer.
TV-PG
9:00am
The Farmer Takes a Wife
A gregarious farmer comes to town to choose a wife. Unfortunately for Barney, he chooses Thelma Lou. Guest Star: Alan Hale
TV-G
9:36am
The Keeper of the Flame
Opie joins a secret kids club, headquartered in a neighboring farmer's barn. When the barn goes up in flames, more than one secret is revealed.
TV-G
10:12am
Baily's Bad Boy
A spoiled young man, arrested for speeding, threatens to use his father's clout against Andy unless charges are dismissed. Guest Star: Bill Bixby
TV-G
10:48am
Manicurist
A voluptuous manicurist sets up shop in Mayberry and unintentionally provokes trouble between husbands and wives. Guest Star: Barbara Eden
TV-G
11:24am
The Jinx
Barney becomes convinced that a local man is a true jinx.
TV-G
12:00pm
Napolean's Children
Napolean leads a gang of trouble makers who terrorize Virginia City. They steal money, disrupt benefits, & arm themselves with stolen guns. In a showdown, Joe shows Napolean's gang what a coward he is & his gang abandons him.
TV-PG
1:00pm
The Thieves
Three teenage boys, on probation from the country jail, are welcomed in Dodge City--for a while.
TV-G
2:00pm
Hackett
A vengeful ex-convict seeks reprisal against a former partner-in-crime who ran out on a train holdup.
TV-G
3:00pm
Chato
When a renegade Indian kills Matt's friend, the Marshal pursues the killer high into the New Mexico mountains.
TV-G
4:00pm
The Noose
A young drifter kidnaps Kitty and holds her captive in a ghost town to lure Doc Adams, Festus and Matt to the area.
TV-G
5:09pm
Jailbreak
Barney inadvertently allows a fugitive to escape from the Mayberry Jail.
TV-G
5:46pm
A Medal for Opie
Opie displays poor sportsmanship after finishing last in the 50-yard dash at the annual Sheriff's Boys Day meet.
TV-G
6:23pm
Barney and the Choir
Barney joins the Mayberry choir, which isn't exactly music to his fellow choir members' ears.
TV-G
7:00pm
Guest of Honor
A traveling salesman passing through town is selected as Mayberry's guest of honor. Unfortunately, he's a pickpocket.
TV-G
7:36pm
Merchant of Mayberry
Andy helps a frazzled local salesman become established -- to the chagrin of feisty Ben Weaver.
TV-G
8:12pm
Who Am I
After Ray and Debra spend an evening apart, Ray admits he no longer enjoys his juvenile pursuits with his friends.
TV-PG
8:48pm
Robert Needs Money
After deciding to lend Robert $1,000 when he complains he's struggling with finances, Ray and Debra are surprised when Robert uses the money for a vacation to Las Vegas.
TV-PG
9:24pm
The Sigh
Debra indicates shes tired of sharing all her space with Ray, so he decides to give her exclusive use of their bathroom.
TV-PG
10:00pm
Who's Your Daddy
Comedian George Lopez stars as a L.A. manufacturing plant manager attempting to deal with a tumultuous job, a strong but challenging marriage, two rebellious children and a tough mother - all with his sense of humor intact.
TV-PG
10:30pm
Token of Unappreciation
Comedian George Lopez stars as a L.A. manufacturing plant manager attempting to deal with a tumultuous job, a strong but challenging marriage, two rebellious children and a tough mother - all with his sense of humor intact.
TV-PG
11:00pm
Furious Gorge
Carrie gets fed up with Doug and his weight problem and convinces him to go to an over-eaters group.
TV-PG
11:30pm
Entertainment Weakly
IPS hires a new worker, the guys love him, and think he is absolutely hilarious. Doug doesn't like this because he used to be the funny guy. He decides to win back the favor of the men.
TV-PG