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Hot in Cleveland

Hot in Cleveland revolves around three fabulous L.A. women of a certain age ( Valerie Bertinelli, Jane Leeves and Wendie Malick). Their lives are changed forever when their plane -- headed to Paris -- unexpectedly lands in Cleveland, Ohio.

A New Comedy

Wednesdays 10:30/9:30c

Jennifer Falls

Jennifer Falls revolves around a career woman and mother, Jennifer Doyle (Jaime Pressly) who moves in with her mom after being let go from her high-powered job, with her teenage daughter in tow.

Weekends

See Tony Danza & Judith Light

Who's The Boss?

Former baseball player Tony Micelli (Tony Danza) takes a job as housekeeper to ad executive Angela Bower (Judith Light) and he moves with his daughter (Alyssa Milano) from Brooklyn to ritzy Connecticut.

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Full Episodes 3 episodes available
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Time Show Episode
9:30am
The Inspector
A by-the-book courthouse inspector condemns Andy and Barney's lack of proper procedure while Andy deals with a local bootlegger.
TV-G
10:00am
Ellie Saves a Female
Ellie encourages and helps a female farmhand to express her femininity.
TV-G
10:38am
Iceman
When an explosives expert is hospitalized before he can lead authorities to his employer, the Rangers conveniently find a double for the suspect -- low-level culprit Charlie Brooks.
TV-G
11:49am
The Devils Outpost
When Matt arrests a young stagecoach robber, his notorious older brother and his gang pursue the Marshal, seeking his death.
TV-G
1:00pm
Stryker
Former Dodge City Marshal Josh Stryker returns after 15 years in prison, seeking vengeance against his successor, Marshal Dillon. Andy Devine and Joan Van Ark guest-star.
TV-G
2:00pm
Hound Dog
Cousin Muley Jones visits again and this time he comes with a pack of hound dogs.
TV-PG
3:00pm
The Trap
Joes old girlfriend Hallie Shannon thinks Joe killed her husband so they could be together.
TV-PG
4:00pm
Brainchild
A boy with telekinetic power flees from a research facility after its computer warns him that the scientist leading a study of the boy might fatally tax his brainpower.
TV-PG
5:00pm
Mr. Justice
Walker and Trivette lead a rehabilitation "boot camp" for offenders from 18 to 21. But a politician doesn't want the trial program to succeed.
TV-PG
6:00pm
Andy Forecloses
Grumpy businessman Ben Weaver insists that Andy foreclose on a down-on-his-luck neighbor.
TV-G
6:30pm
Quiet Sam
Barney is suspicious that Mayberry's mysterious new farmer (William Schallert) is up to no good and growing marijuana.
TV-G
7:00pm
Barney Gets His Man
An escaped convict vows revenge on Barney Fife, the man who sent him back to prison.
TV-G
7:30pm
The Guitar Player Returns
Mayberry guitarist Jim Lindsey (James Best), a success as a solo artist, returns to a hero's welcome. However, Andy suspects trouble.
TV-G
8:00pm
Bringing Up Opie
Aunt Bee, believing that the jailhouse environment is adversely affecting Opie, forbids the lad to spend time at the courthouse.
TV-G
8:30pm
Opie and the Bully
A schoolboy bully makes life miserable for 7-year-old Opie.
TV-G
9:00pm
Four Play
Everything is going smoothly between the newly formed friendships until Kelly grows tired of Doug's forgetfulness.
TV-PG
9:30pm
Hartford Wailer
Carrie convinces her female co-workers to blow off work and take advantage of the hotel's spa. However, her plans are put in jeopardy when Doug surprises her and wants to spend the weekend watching the original "Planet of the Apes" series.
TV-PG
10:00pm
Straight Outta Cleveland
Victoria gets a visit from the son she always forgets (Chris Colfer) and Joy and Mitch (Tim Daly) debate their compatibility.
TV-PG
10:30pm
Three Dates With My Mother
Jennifer starts seeing a psychiatrist to help her deal with her mother, but even he might not be enough to break through to Maggie.
TV-PG
11:00pm
Straight Outta Cleveland
Victoria gets a visit from the son she always forgets (Chris Colfer) and Joy and Mitch (Tim Daly) debate their compatibility.
TV-PG
11:30pm
Three Dates With My Mother
Jennifer starts seeing a psychiatrist to help her deal with her mother, but even he might not be enough to break through to Maggie.
TV-PG
Thursday, July 24
12:00am
The Walk to the Door
Ray is mortified when he meets a girl he dated 25 years earlier and one he believes he treated with disrespect.
TV-PG
12:30am
Young Girl
All hell breaks loose when Robert starts dating a girl half his age.
TV-PG
1:00am
Straight Outta Cleveland
Victoria gets a visit from the son she always forgets (Chris Colfer) and Joy and Mitch (Tim Daly) debate their compatibility.
TV-PG
1:30am
Three Dates With My Mother
Jennifer starts seeing a psychiatrist to help her deal with her mother, but even he might not be enough to break through to Maggie.
TV-PG
2:00am
Acting Out
Arthur accidentally starts a fire while cooking bacon and Carrie and Doug decide it is time to move Arthur into a retirement home.
TV-PG
2:30am
Major Disturbance
Doug is reading Major a bedtime story and changes the end to make it scarier. The story ends up traumatizing Major, causing Kelly and Deacon to have problems getting him to be babysat by Doug. Arthur also realizes that he can make money by charging people to fill a seat in their car, allowing them ride in the carpool lane.
TV-PG
3:00am
Dancing Queens
The ladies decide to go dancing to burn off the Cleveland pounds but need local gay best friends to go with.
TV-PG
3:32am
Like, a Virgin
Roseanne thinks it's time to give Becky "the talk" unaware that it's Darlene who needs it more.
TV-PG
4:05am
Like, a New Job
Roseanne begins working late as a coffee-shop waitress, and leaves Dan in charge of the kids.
TV-G
4:43am
The Kibbutz
Though Maxwell wants to send Maggie to a Swiss convent, Fran convinces her to try a kibbutz instead.
TV-PG
5:21am
Two Guys, A Girl and A Pizza Place, II
When Fran finds herself torn between Elliot and Frankie, she realizes she has to finally make a choice between her two suitors. She feels confident about the choice until Peter's new boss makes her question the decision.
TV-PG
9:00am
Barney's Replacement
Barney believes that Andy is grooming a new man to replace him as deputy, so he tries his hand at vacuum cleaner sales.
TV-G
9:30am
Andy and the Women Speeder
A stubborn but charming lady speeder makes life difficult for Andy.
TV-G
10:00am
Mayberry Goes Bankrupt
Mayberrian Frank Myers (Andy Clyde) and the town council are shocked to learn that the township owes him nearly $350,000.
TV-G
10:38am
Mr. Justice
Walker and Trivette lead a rehabilitation "boot camp" for offenders from 18 to 21. But a politician doesn't want the trial program to succeed.
TV-PG
11:49am
Coreyville
Marshal Dillon helps a teenage girl defend her brother, who is being railroaded on a homicide charge. Nina Foch guest-stars.
TV-G
1:00pm
Danny
An old-time con man, dying of a heart condition, manages to save Matt's life. Jack Albertson guest-stars.
TV-G
2:00pm
Dead And Gone
Adam befriends Howard Meade, a guitar-playing drifter who is up to no good.
TV-PG
3:00pm
A Good Night's Rest
All that Ben wants is a good nights sleep, but it seems everything is against him.
TV-PG
4:05pm
Rainbow's End
A horse owner kills the mount that beat his star steed, the trainer and the rival owner. Then he sets to fix a match race against a favored thoroughbred.
TV-PG
5:17pm
A Woman's Place
Alex's carpenter friend notes code violations at her new construction job -- and is warned that the last potential whistle-blow took an "accidental" fall.
TV-PG
6:30pm
Opie's Hobo Friend
Ne'er-do-well vagrant Dave Brown has a bad influence on Opie, but he sets things straight before leaving town.
TV-G
7:00pm
Crime Free Mayberry
Andy and Barney are honored for achieving the lowest crime-rate in the country.
TV-G
7:30pm
The Perfect Female
Barney and his sweetheart play cupid as they match Andy up with Thelma Lou's sharp-shooting cousin.
TV-G
8:00pm
Aunt Bee's Brief Encounter
Aunt Bee is smitten by a traveling handyman, but Andy ends up doing all of the work.
TV-G
8:30pm
The Pickle Story
Andy, Barney and Opie find themselves in a real pickle when they pretend to love Aunt Bee's homemade kerosene cucumbers.
TV-G
9:00pm
Acting Out
Arthur accidentally starts a fire while cooking bacon and Carrie and Doug decide it is time to move Arthur into a retirement home.
TV-PG
9:30pm
Major Disturbance
Doug is reading Major a bedtime story and changes the end to make it scarier. The story ends up traumatizing Major, causing Kelly and Deacon to have problems getting him to be babysat by Doug. Arthur also realizes that he can make money by charging people to fill a seat in their car, allowing them ride in the carpool lane.
TV-PG
10:00pm
Brace Yourself
Deacon's son draws a picture of Arthur with crooked teeth, which leads Arthur to try to convince his family that he should get braces. Doug uses this idea to try to improve Carrie, by having Deacon's son draw a picture of her flat-chested.
TV-PG
10:30pm
Moxie Moron
When O'Boyle goes into rehab he asks Doug and Deacon to fill in for him as supervisor.
TV-PG
11:00pm
Fighting In-Laws
While celebrating Thanksgiving, Debra discovers that her seemingly contented parents are really not very happy with each other.
TV-PG
11:36pm
The Sneeze
Ray fears that he is going to come down with something dreadful after someone sneezes on him.
TV-PG