Roseanne is suspicious when David moves out of the Conner household upon Darlene's impromptu visit. DJ experiences puberty.
Guilt by Imagination
Dan's old girlfriend drops by for a lunch date. Roseanne imagines some romantic fantasies of her own with Fabio.
The Conner family celebrates the anniversary of Dan's brightest moment as a football player. Becky returns home, seeking marriage advice from Roseanne.
In the midst of the Conner clan's Thanksgiving celebration, a fight breaks out and a long hidden, dark family secret is revealed. As a result, emotions fly and Bev flees the house.
The Driver's Seat
It's a balancing act for Roseanne when D.J. is caught stealing the family car. Leon tries to take control of the diner.
White Trash Christmas
The neighborhood association decides to lay down the law and dictate how much people can decorate for Christmas. So Roseanne and Dan shoot for a world record in tackiness. Meanwhile, Roseanne and Becky clash over college funds.
Suck Up Or Shut Up
When Roseanne joins a stuffy women's group with the intention of increasing business at the diner, it puts D.J. in a tough spot with a schoolmate. Meanwhile, Becky and Mark squabble over Mark's attendance at school.
Dan tries to act as peacemaker between Becky and Mark. Roseanne heads to Chicago when she learns David and Darlene are living together.
David vs. Goliath
Becky convinces Dan to hire Mark at the garage. Jackie is torn when Fred offers to support her and her unborn baby financially.