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Hot in Cleveland

Hot in Cleveland revolves around three fabulous L.A. women of a certain age ( Valerie Bertinelli, Jane Leeves and Wendie Malick). Their lives are changed forever when their plane -- headed to Paris -- unexpectedly lands in Cleveland, Ohio.

A New Comedy

Wednesdays 10:30/9:30c

Jennifer Falls

Jennifer Falls revolves around a career woman and mother, Jennifer Doyle (Jaime Pressly) who moves in with her mom after being let go from her high-powered job, with her teenage daughter in tow.

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See Tony Danza & Judith Light

Who's The Boss?

Former baseball player Tony Micelli (Tony Danza) takes a job as housekeeper to ad executive Angela Bower (Judith Light) and he moves with his daughter (Alyssa Milano) from Brooklyn to ritzy Connecticut.

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Time Show Episode
9:30am
Barney and Thelma Lou, Phfft
When Barney starts taking Thelma Lou for granted, she tosses him a curve by going out with Gomer Pyle.
TV-G
10:00am
Return of Malcolm Merriweather
Andy believes that Aunt Bee is working too hard, so he asks Malcolm Merriweather to help her with the household duties.
TV-G
10:38am
Full Contact
Walker helps one of his former "Kick Drugs out of America" successes -- a world champion kickboxer - take on the fight of his life.
TV-PG
11:49am
Railroad
Matt blocks a railroad company's efforts to force Jim Graham off his land. The right-of-way dispute halts progress on a new track, which would link Omaha and Dodge.
TV-G
1:00pm
The Miracle Man
A slick-talking salesman, attended by three dissatisfied customers, is rescued by a farm widow.
TV-G
2:00pm
The Scapegoat
Hoss keeps Waldo Watson from committing suicide.
TV-PG
3:00pm
A Dime's Worth Of Glory
Ben and Adam fight off two robbers who attempt to hold up the stage they are sharing with Tobias Finch.
TV-PG
4:00pm
99th Ranger
Walker helps a woman compete for the Texas Ranger badge.
TV-PG
5:00pm
Devil's Turf
Walker becomes a substitute teacher in order to try and stop a dangerous new drug.
TV-PG
6:00pm
Gomer Pyle USMC
Gomer decides that he wants to join the Marine Corps. Andy attempts to discourage him, but Gomer is determined to succeed.
TV-G
6:30pm
Family Visit
Andy is not thrilled to learn that Aunt Bee's gossiping sister Nora, her annoying husband Ollie and their two boys are coming to Mayberry for an extended visit.
TV-G
7:00pm
The Education of Ernest T. Bass
In order to win the heart of a girl back in the mountains, Ernest T. returns to Mayberry to get an education...at any cost!
TV-G
7:36pm
Aunt Bee's Romance
Andy is not happy with Aunt Bee's decision to date a conniving elderly gentleman named Roger Hanover.
TV-G
8:12pm
Barney's Bloodhound
To Andy's dismay, Barney enlists the aid of an old bloodhound named Blue to track an escaped criminal.
TV-G
8:48pm
Deconstructing Carrie
Carrie is feeling depressed about her looks with her 35th birthday approaching. Doug decides to get construction workers to hit on her as she walks by
TV-PG
9:24pm
Van, Go
While eating lunch at a diner with Deacon, Doug manages to annoy a waitress so much that she says she wants to fight him when he finishes eating. Carrie is going shopping to find things to redecorate her office and convinces Holly to come with her so she can use her van.
TV-PG
10:00pm
Black List
Deacon has a new friend that he is spending time with. Doug gets jealous, but when he finds out that he is black, he decides Deacon must be fulfilling his "black needs."
TV-PG
10:30pm
Catching Hell
Carrie gets sky box tickets for a baseball game and brings Doug, Deacon, and Spence to watch while she talks to a possible client. Doug offends the client and Carrie sends Doug and Deacon away before she can realize Doug is married to her. She makes Spence pretend to be married to her.
TV-PG
11:00pm
The Sitter
Feeling overwhelmed with her responsibilities, Debra decides to get a babysitter.
TV-PG
11:36pm
Getting Even
After Raymond begrudgingly agrees to be the auctioneer at the Our Lady of Faith School auction for new playground equipment, hes pleasantly surprised with the laughs he gets at Debras expense.
TV-PG
Friday, July 11
12:12am
The Visit
When Debras mother comes to visit the family for a week, Debra finds herself shocked to discover that she wishes her mom were more like Marie.
TV-PG
12:48am
Halloween Candy
After Debra suggests that she might be more consistently romantic if she werent in charge of the birth control, Ray decides to make the drastic move of cutting the wires.
TV-PG
1:24am
People Feeding People
Elka needs Ross Barkley’s (Chevy Chase) endorsement for City Council so Melanie gets strong-armed into going on a date with him. Meanwhile, Joy hides her feelings for Mitch (Tim Daly) while he tries to get over Melanie.
TV-PG
2:00am
The Way we Was
When former baseball player Tony Micelli takes a job as housekeeper to ad executive Angela Bower, he and his daughter Samantha leave Brooklyn to move in with Angela, her son Jonathon, and feisty mother Mona in ritzy Connecticut.
TV-PG
2:30am
Jonathan Kills Tony
When former baseball player Tony Micelli takes a job as housekeeper to ad executive Angela Bower, he and his daughter Samantha leave Brooklyn to move in with Angela, her son Jonathon, and feisty mother Mona in ritzy Connecticut.
TV-PG
3:00am
Dog Tricks, Sex Flicks & Joy's Fix
Joy meets a wonderful guy in the waiting room of her therapist; Elka trains a rescue dog; Victoria makes a sex tape.
TV-PG
3:30am
Becky's Choice
Becky is eager for her first dinner party with Chip and his parents to be over.
TV-G
4:00am
The Slice of Life
Life takes on a whole different meaning when Darlene's rushed to the hospital for an emergency appendectomy.
TV-G
4:30am
Look What I Found
A plan to trick Furley into changing the "no pets" rule backfires when the stray cat's owner comes looking for her missing kitty.
TV-PG
5:00am
A Fine Family Feud
Fran’s plan for Maggie’s Sweet Sixteen party uncovers an old Fine family feud.
TV-PG
5:30am
Newman vs. Newman
After a big blowout with her husband, Dori moves into Fran and Peter’s house. With Glen and Dori unwilling to resolve their fight, Fran steps in to get her parents back together.
TV-PG
9:00am
Gomer Pyle USMC
Gomer decides that he wants to join the Marine Corps. Andy attempts to discourage him, but Gomer is determined to succeed.
TV-G
9:30am
The Education of Ernest T. Bass
In order to win the heart of a girl back in the mountains, Ernest T. returns to Mayberry to get an education...at any cost!
TV-G
10:00am
Barney's Bloodhound
To Andy's dismay, Barney enlists the aid of an old bloodhound named Blue to track an escaped criminal.
TV-G
10:38am
Devil's Turf
Walker becomes a substitute teacher in order to try and stop a dangerous new drug.
TV-PG
11:49am
Waco
Marshal Dillon has a long, hard ride back to Dodge City with a prisoner whose gang doggedly pursues them.
TV-G
1:00pm
Lobo
Matt is forced to slay an old friend when the man becomes a murderer, following his fanatic opposition to a bounty hunter's killing of a renegade wolf.
TV-G
2:00pm
Square Deal Sam
Sam is a charming old conman who winds up taking all the Cartwrights and Hop Sings money in a phony land deal.
TV-PG
3:00pm
Between Heaven And Earth
Joe is plagued by recurring nightmares after he loses his rifle on Eagles Peak.
TV-PG
4:00pm
Days Past
Walker is haunted by memories of his beloved fiancee when her killer is released from prison.
TV-PG
5:00pm
Trial of LaRue
Alex's demented nemesis Victor LaRue returns and takes a courtroom hostage.
TV-PG
6:00pm
Man in the Middle
It's mayhem in Mayberry when Andy tries to console Barney after an argument with Thelma Lou.
TV-G
6:30pm
Opie's Fortune
Opie finds a change purse containing $50. Andy promises that it will be his if the rightful owner doesn't claim it in one week.
TV-G
7:00pm
Goodbye Sheriff Taylor
Barney discovers that the role of Mayberry sheriff is not so easy when Andy travels to Raleigh to interview for a detective job.
TV-G
7:36pm
The Pageant
The Mayberry Centennial Pageant is featuring a play about the founding of Mayberry.
TV-G
8:12pm
Three Wishes for Opie
Superstitious Barney believes that the spirit of Count Istvan Teleky is the reason that wishes are coming true in Mayberry.
TV-G
8:48pm
Black List
Deacon has a new friend that he is spending time with. Doug gets jealous, but when he finds out that he is black, he decides Deacon must be fulfilling his "black needs."
TV-PG
9:24pm
Catching Hell
Carrie gets sky box tickets for a baseball game and brings Doug, Deacon, and Spence to watch while she talks to a possible client. Doug offends the client and Carrie sends Doug and Deacon away before she can realize Doug is married to her. She makes Spence pretend to be married to her.
TV-PG
10:00pm
Ice Cubed
Carrie is out buying an iPod and the cashier forgets to ring it up. Carrie goes to talk to her pastor about what to do. Doug is delivering to a family and is invited to come in from the cold. He finds out that the wife's father will be moving in soon and tries to convince them what a bad idea it is.
TV-PG
10:30pm
Wish Boned
Doug wins tickets to go see a Final Four game in St. Louis and Carrie wants Doug to take Arthur.
TV-PG
11:00pm
Moving Out
Feeling pathetic because he lives with his parents, Robert finally musters up the courage to move out on his own.
TV-PG
11:36pm
The Article
It has always been Raymonds life long dream to get an article published in Sports Illustrated, so when his friend Andy the stat guy and novice sportswriter sells a piece to the magazine, Ray is devastated.
TV-PG