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| Time | Show | Episode |
| 8:00am |
The Meershatz Pipe
Rob fears he is no longer needed when his cowriters do a show without his help.
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TV-G |
| 8:30am |
Forty-Four Tickets
Rob invites 44 fellow PTA members to his television show, but forgets all about it until air time.
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TV-G |
| 9:00am |
Ricky Loses His Temper
Ricky tries his hand at a little psychology to overcome Lucy's mania for buying hats.
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TV-G |
| 9:30am |
Home Movies
Ricky makes a film and succeeds in selling it to a producer.
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TV-G |
| 10:00am |
The Inspector
A by-the-book courthouse inspector condemns Andy and Barney's lack of proper procedure while Andy deals with a local bootlegger.
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TV-G |
| 10:30am |
Ellie Saves a Female
Ellie encourages and helps a female farmhand to express her femininity.
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TV-G |
| 11:00am |
Andy Forecloses
Grumpy businessman Ben Weaver insists that Andy foreclose on a down-on-his-luck neighbor.
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TV-G |
| 11:30am |
The Deadly Innocent
A retarded young man named Billy arrives in Dodge to visit his best friend Festus. When the teenager, who has no family, attacks and injures a drover for tormenting a cat, he is arrested.
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TV-G |
| 12:40pm |
A Child Between
Sam Groom and Sandra Morgan play a fugitive and his Indian wife who frustrate Newly by seeking medical help for their baby and then refusing to take his advice.
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TV-G |
| 1:50pm |
A Family of Killers
A daring jailbreak reunites a family of vicious outlaws who wound a pursuing U.S. marshal, kill his deputy, and then wait in ambush for the injured lawman and Marshal Dillon.
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TV-G |
| 3:00pm |
The Underdog
Ben hires half-Comanche Harry Star, not realizing Harry was part of a gang of horse thieves.
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TV-PG |
| 4:00pm |
A Knight To Remember
When the stage carrying Adam is robbed, the outlaws are chased off by a knight in full armor.
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TV-PG |
| 5:00pm |
It Happened One Night
The 4077th is gripped by freezing temperatures and threatened by an artillery barrage.
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TV-PG |
| 5:30pm |
The Late Captain Pierce
Capt. Pierce is dead, at least on paper: Due to a clerical error, Hawkeyes father is told that his son has died.
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TV-PG |
| 6:00pm |
Hey, Doc
Hawkeye and B.J. plan to assist a friend who wants to open a Korean restaurant.
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TV-PG |
| 6:30pm |
The Bus
Hawkeye, B.J., Potter and Burns return from a medical conference in a bus driven by Radar. First they get lost, then the bus stalls.
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TV-PG |
| 7:00pm |
Dear Mildred
Potter writes home to wish his wife a happy 27th anniversary, while Radar comes up with the perfect gift.
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TV-PG |
| 7:30pm |
The Kids
The 4077th welcomes Korean orphans who were made homeless by a shelling attack.
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TV-PG |
| 8:00pm |
The One With The Prom Video
Monica's old home video shows Ross' true feelings for Rachel. Joey gives a gaudy gift to Chandler.
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TV-PG |
| 8:30pm |
The One With The Embryos
Phoebe finds out whether she is pregnant or not. A simple challenge escalates into a full-blown contest between the guys and the women.
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TV-PG |
| 9:00pm |
The One Where Ross Got High
On Thanksgiving, Chandler tries to gain favor with Monica's parents but an old secret involving Ross causes problems. Undomestic Rachel's dessert proves intriguing.
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TV-PG |
| 9:30pm |
The One Where No One's Ready
Ross becomes frantic trying to get everyone ready to leave to hear his speech at the museum.
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TV-PG |
| 10:00pm |
It's Alive!
When Elka and Mamie's illegal business activities put them all in danger, Joy, Melanie, and Victoria step in to save the day and wind up getting help from a local mobster (William Shatner) and his mother (Shirley Jones).Guest stars: Brian Baumgartner, Georgia Engel, Shirley Jones, Danny Pudi, William Shatner
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TV-PG |
| 10:31pm |
Toy Story
When the guys accidentally break Holly's vibrator, they scramble to fix it before she finds out so it doesn't ruin their friendship.Guest stars: Jodi Lyn O'Keefe, Leslie Jordan
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TV-14 |
| 11:01pm |
Get Thee Behind Me
When a new church policy calls for Boyce to undergo a physical, he's extremely confident he's in great shape until the doctor reveals one of his test results could be serious.
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TV-PG |
| 11:34pm |
It's Alive!
When Elka and Mamie's illegal business activities put them all in danger, Joy, Melanie, and Victoria step in to save the day and wind up getting help from a local mobster (William Shatner) and his mother (Shirley Jones).Guest stars: Brian Baumgartner, Georgia Engel, Shirley Jones, Danny Pudi, William Shatner
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TV-PG |
| 12:03am |
Toy Story
When the guys accidentally break Holly's vibrator, they scramble to fix it before she finds out so it doesn't ruin their friendship.Guest stars: Jodi Lyn O'Keefe, Leslie Jordan
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TV-14 |
| 12:31am |
Get Thee Behind Me
When a new church policy calls for Boyce to undergo a physical, he's extremely confident he's in great shape until the doctor reveals one of his test results could be serious.
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TV-PG |
| 1:00am |
It's Alive!
When Elka and Mamie's illegal business activities put them all in danger, Joy, Melanie, and Victoria step in to save the day and wind up getting help from a local mobster (William Shatner) and his mother (Shirley Jones).Guest stars: Brian Baumgartner, Georgia Engel, Shirley Jones, Danny Pudi, William Shatner
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TV-PG |
| 1:30am |
Toy Story
When the guys accidentally break Holly's vibrator, they scramble to fix it before she finds out so it doesn't ruin their friendship.Guest stars: Jodi Lyn O'Keefe, Leslie Jordan
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TV-14 |
| 2:00am |
Get Thee Behind Me
When a new church policy calls for Boyce to undergo a physical, he's extremely confident he's in great shape until the doctor reveals one of his test results could be serious.
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TV-PG |
| 2:30am |
King Pong
Doug plays several games of ping pong with Arthur and Arthur wins by a lot. He decides to challenge Carrie to a match to prove he is not completely terrible and is destroyed by his wife. Doug decides the only thing to do is ask Arthur to train him so that he can have a rematch with Carrie.
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TV-PG |
| 3:00am |
Dreading Vows
Doug and Carrie decide to renew their wedding vows which they soon realize was a bad idea. The preparations are stressful and soon the only reason they are doing it is to convince people they are not having marital problems.
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TV-PG |
| 3:30am |
Jazz Records
Feeling guilty about a childhood mistake, Ray brings Frank a bag of CDs of all his jazz records, but they wind up in the basement with a stack of electronic gifts that Frank and Marie never use.
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TV-PG |
| 4:00am |
Debra at the Lodge
When Ray arrives at the Lodge to find Debra having a great time singing and drinking with Franks friends, he can't help but mock Debra's new geriatric social circle -- until Debra tells Ray he could learn a lesson from the older gentlemen.
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TV-PG |
| 4:30am |
Slave
After mistakenly leaving Michael and Geoffrey home alone, Debra and Ray race home and discover that Ally stepped in to take care of the boys.
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TV-PG |
| 5:00am |
Killer Queen
When a guest cancels a booking on Whats Up, Wisconsin? Jackies job is on the line unless she finds a replacement for the show.
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TV-14 |
| 5:30am |
What Now, My Love?
Victoria's movie is ending and she's unsure where that leaves her relationship with Emmet. Melanie wonders where her relationship with Alec is going. Joy uncovers something mysterious about Elka during her new internship. Guest stars: Alan Dale, Jay Harrington, Dave Foley
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TV-PG |
| 6:00am |
Victoria's movie is ending and she's unsure where that leaves her relationship with Emmet. Melanie wonders where her relationship with Alec is going. Joy uncovers something mysterious about Elka during her new internship. Guest stars: Alan Dale, Jay Harrington, Dave Foley
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TV-PG |
| 6:00am |
Spread Your Wings
As things heat up between Randy and Donna, the gang discovers their growing relationship despite Donnas efforts to keep it a secret.
|
TV-14 |
| 6:30am |
As things heat up between Randy and Donna, the gang discovers their growing relationship despite Donnas efforts to keep it a secret.
|
TV-14 |
| 7:00am |
As things heat up between Randy and Donna, the gang discovers their growing relationship despite Donnas efforts to keep it a secret.
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TV-14 |
| 7:30am |
As things heat up between Randy and Donna, the gang discovers their growing relationship despite Donnas efforts to keep it a secret.
|
TV-14 |
| 8:00am |
Empress Carlotta's Necklace
Rob proudly presents Laura with a huge, horrible necklace, but she cannot bring herself to tell him that it is an atrocity. Gavin MacLeod guest-stars.
|
TV-G |
| 8:30am |
Sally Is a Girl
Rob is accused of being a Don Juan when he takes his wife's advice and stops treating co-writer Sally as one of the boys.
|
TV-G |
| 9:00am |
Bonus Bucks
Lucy and Ethel engage in a tiff over the ownership of a 'bonus buck.'
|
TV-G |
| 9:30am |
Ricky's Hawaiian Vacation
Ricky makes no provision for Lucy to accompany him on a trip to Hawaii.
|
TV-G |
| 10:00am |
Quiet Sam
Barney is suspicious that Mayberry's mysterious new farmer (William Schallert) is up to no good and growing marijuana.
|
TV-G |
| 10:30am |
Barney Gets His Man
An escaped convict vows revenge on Barney Fife, the man who sent him back to prison.
|
TV-G |
| 11:00am |
The Guitar Player Returns
Mayberry guitarist Jim Lindsey (James Best), a success as a solo artist, returns to a hero's welcome. However, Andy suspects trouble.
|
TV-G |
| 11:30am |
Like Old Times
Nehemiah Persoff guest-stars as a reformed criminal, with Gloria DeHaven as his former sweetheart.
|
TV-G |
| 12:40pm |
The Town Tamers
Matt and a fellow marshal are ordered to quiet down a lawless town.
|
TV-G |
| 1:50pm |
Cowtown Hustler
A high-stakes match gives an aging, down-and-out pool player the chance to regain his self-respect.
|
TV-G |
| 3:00pm |
The Flapjack Contest
When Joe is bushwacked on the way home from Virginia City, he hides the theft of a package from Pa.
|
TV-PG |
| 4:00pm |
The Far, Far Better Thing
The Cartwrights are visited by Bens old friend Martin Meldine and his daughter Lucy.
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TV-PG |
| 6:00pm |
Of Moose And Men
A colonel wants Hawkeye disciplined for being disrespectful despite the fact that Hawkeye saved his life.
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TV-PG |
| 7:00pm |
The Gun
The vintage revolver of a wounded officer is stolen from the camp's gun locker and Radar is accused as the thief.
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TV-PG |
| 7:30pm |
The Price Of Tomato Juice
Radar, Hawkeye and B.J. plot, scheme and strategize to score the contraband that Col. Potter craves.
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TV-PG |
| 8:00pm |
Whose Side Are You On
After realizing that Debra places bets with the kids on his questionable behavior traits, Ray is disgusted that his own children now think hes a "doof."
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TV-PG |
| 8:30pm |
Lateness
When Debra assures Ray shell be on time for an important awards dinner, Ray hopes for the best and waits for her.
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TV-PG |
| 9:00pm |
Party Dress
After finding out that Peggy, the mom he loves to hate, is hosting an elegant birthday celebration in honor of her daughter, Ray takes Ally dress shopping and is disgusted when he finds out that he has to shell out a small fortune so that his daughter can attend the event.
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TV-PG |
| 9:30pm |
Security
Robert gets caught in the middle when Marie and Amy argue about whether he should retire from the police force.
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TV-PG |
| 10:00pm |
King Pong
Doug plays several games of ping pong with Arthur and Arthur wins by a lot. He decides to challenge Carrie to a match to prove he is not completely terrible and is destroyed by his wife. Doug decides the only thing to do is ask Arthur to train him so that he can have a rematch with Carrie.
|
TV-PG |
| 10:30pm |
Dreading Vows
Doug and Carrie decide to renew their wedding vows which they soon realize was a bad idea. The preparations are stressful and soon the only reason they are doing it is to convince people they are not having marital problems.
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TV-PG |
| 11:00pm |
Doug Less (1)
Doug has lost a lot of weight and people are commenting on it constantly. Carrie starts to get jealous that people are paying so much attention to Doug. They go on a romantic vacation together and soon Carrie finds out that Doug brought another girl here years ago, but thinks she was the one.
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TV-PG |
| 11:36pm |
Doug Less (2)
Doug takes Carrie to a resort where he thought he took her when they were dating. Soon he finds out it was another girl and to make things worse when he is arguing with Carrie, they get lost in the woods.
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TV-PG |