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THE CARD GAME

Cliff's college English professor, volunteers to fill in for an important pinochle game against Cliff's father.

TV-G

9:00am

The Cosby Show

OFF TO THE RACES (Formerly- THE TRACK MEET

Cliff and his college track rival Tailwind Turner team up for a charity race and find themselves facing a former Olympic medalist.

TV-G

9:30am

The Cosby Show

DENISE'S DECISION

Denise prepares to make her final decision about where she will attend college.

TV-G

10:00am

Method Man

Victoria schemes to get to the bottom of her co-star's true intentions. Joy is still trying to fit in at college while Elka befriends the popular girls. Meanwhile, Melanie gets herself into a dishonest situation.

TV-PG

10:36am

GILFS

Melanie drives herself crazy wondering if Alec heard her confess her feelings for him. guest stars: Alan Dale, Georgia Engel, Jay Harrington, Pat Harrington

TV-PG

11:12am

A Box Full of Puppies

During a trip to the vet, Elka tries to teach Mamie how to flirt. Joy's turned on by the idea of male pet-owners - especially when a smoldering fireman walks in. Victoria's interviewed by her daughter about second acts in life.

TV-PG

11:48am

Cleveland Fantasy Con

Melanie's embroiled in an office love triangle. Joy learns a tidbit about Sean that threatens her fireman fantasy. Victoria's insecurity about dating a movie star leads her to extremes. Elka and Mamie have a run-in with the law.

TV-PG

12:24pm

Inherit the Wind

Roseanne tries her hand at telephone solicitation while trying to console Becky who has had an unfortunately loud gastric accident in front of the school council.

TV-G

1:00pm

Little Sister

Jackie reveals that she has enrolled in police academy.

TV-G

1:30pm

Guilt by Disassociation

Inexperienced Roseanne is hired for and fired from a job requiring computer experience.

TV-G

2:00pm

Somebody Stole My Gal

Roseanne feels empty-nest syndrome.

TV-G

2:36pm

House of Grown-Ups

A lonely architect who works with Dan attempts to buy the Conners' friendship.

TV-G

3:12pm

Five of a Kind

Dan's buddy Arnie kisses Roseanne, and Dan threatens that sparks will fly.

TV-G

3:48pm

BOO!

The Conner family celebrates Halloween night by pranking each other.

TV-G

4:24pm

Sweet Dreams

Roseanne attempts at relaxation in the bathtub are foiled by her family.

TV-G

5:00pm

Blanche's Little Girl

Blanche is thrilled by a visit from her daughter, Rebecca, an ex-model who has now gained quite a bit of weight. Also visiting with Rebecca is her oafish beau who constantly puts down her weight. The kicker: she's thinking of marrying him.

TV-PG

5:38pm

Dorothy's New Friend

Dorothy befriends a novelist, Barbara Thorndyke, and she quickly infringes on Dorothy's relationship with Blanche and Rose, who think Barbara is nothing but a stuck up snob.

TV-PG

6:16pm

Grab That Dough

Sophia gets tickets for "Grab That Dough". However, she used her Sicilian mailing address instead of her own. The girls rush over to California just to make the taping.

TV-PG

6:54pm

My Brother, My Father

Sophia's brother, Angelo, a priest, is coming to Miami for a visit and he doesn't know Dorothy and Stan are divorced. So in order to spare his feelings, Sophia convinces Dorothy and Stan to pretend to be married. Meanwhile, Rose and Blanche prepare to star in a play, The Sound of Music.

TV-PG

7:27pm

And Ma Makes Three

Feeling sorry for a lonely Sophia, Dorothy allows her to come along on a date with her and Dorothy's latest beau. However, pretty soon Sophia begins tagging along on every date which puts a rift in Dorothy's romantic plans.

TV-PG

8:00pm

Larceny and Old Lace

Sophia's latest boyfriend, Rocco claims to have been involved in the mob, so when the girls discover a bag of Rocco's with thousands of dollars in it, they assume he robbed a bank. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Blanche sneak a peak at Rose's diary.

TV-PG

8:30pm

Blanche's Little Girl

TV-PG

9:00pm

You Gotta Have Hope

Dorothy is in charge of a hospital charity show and things aren't going her way. She can't find any talent for the talent show and her emcee has just cancelled. Rose's solution for her problem makes things worse when the girls scour Miami in hopes of getting Bob Hope to perform in the show.

TV-PG

9:30pm

Old Friends

Sophia befriends an old man on the boardwalk whom she becomes quick friends with. However, his strange behavior signals that he has a medical condition, Alzheimer's disease. Meanwhile, Blanche accidentally gives away Rose's teddy bear at a garage sale.

TV-PG

10:00pm

Bring Up Baby

Rose is shocked to learn that in her late-uncle's will he left her his "Baby". However she is quickly delighted to learn the "baby" is a pig but delighted is not a word to describe Dorothy, Blanche and Sophia, at least not until they learn that when Baby dies Rose gets a large sum of money.

TV-PG

10:30pm

A Little Romance

Rose has been dating Dr. Jonathan Newman and begins to think their relationship is leading to the altar. However she begins to have second thoughts especially since he's a midget.

TV-PG

11:00pm

S'no Job

Doug's uncle Stu asks him to get Danny a job at IPS and Doug doesn't want Danny working there. He gets Danny the interview but convinces Supervisor O'Boyle to not hire him, then Doug feels guilty about it.

TV-PG

11:30pm

Sight Gag

Doug realizes that Carrie has hated every gift he has given her. When she starts having to wear glasses again because her vision is going, he decides to get her laser eye surgery. But the problems come when Carrie ends up blind.

TV-PG

Monday, May 20

12:00am

Pregnant Pause (1)

Carrie starts to worry that she might be pregnant and it couldn't happen at a worse time. When Arthur finds out he tries to convince her to tell Doug and when she won't, he brings Doug to her.

TV-PG

12:30am

Pregnant Pause (2)

Doug tells Carrie not to worry about the baby and he takes a second job to help store up money. When Carrie sees it is too much for Doug she decides she wants to help. In the end she loses the baby.

TV-PG

1:00am

Baby Don't You Do It

Donna and Eric go to pre-marital church counseling and lie about having had sex.. And police cadet Kelso gets a flare gun with disastrous results.

TV-14

1:32am

Who Are You

Jackie's fuming when her mom returns from Mexico unexpectedly, but she really goes crazy when she finds out about her mom's new boyfriend.

TV-14

2:05am

Man With Money

Donna and Jackie are desperate to break up their parents romance, and they enlist Fez to help them. Kitty goes crazy when Reds heart monitor beeps whenever Pamelas around.

TV-14

2:43am

Happy Jack

Donna catches Eric in a very private moment and is overcome with disgust. And Hyde and Fez visit Kelso at the Polce Academy and discover that he's become a big jerk.

TV-14

3:21am

Do You Think It's Alright

Donna insists that Eric help her register for their wedding gifts. Erics miserable, until he follows Reds advice.

TV-14

4:00am

Curb Your Enthusiasm

The End

Larry is changed by a trip to Arizona and a misunderstanding about his true parents. However, he learns that his good deeds can still have consequences.

TV-PG

5:00am

Curb Your Enthusiasm

The Black Swan

Larry twice encounters bad luck on the same golf hole.

TV-PG

5:30am

Curb Your Enthusiasm