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Time Show Episode
9:00am
Gilligan Goes Gung Ho
The Professor realizes the need to establish formal law and order.
TV-G
9:36am
Take A Dare
George Barkley takes the dare on the "Take A Dare" radio contest.
TV-G
10:12am
Manicurist
A voluptuous manicurist sets up shop in Mayberry and unintentionally provokes trouble between husbands and wives. Guest Star: Barbara Eden
TV-G
10:48am
The Jinx
Barney becomes convinced that a local man is a true jinx.
TV-G
11:24am
Jailbreak
Barney inadvertently allows a fugitive to escape from the Mayberry Jail.
TV-G
12:00pm
Alias Joe Cartwright
Joe is mistaken for Angus Borden, an army deserter and Joe's double. He's arrested and taken to the Army fort to face charges. His appeals to the Captain fall on deaf ears, as he is involved with Borden & wants Joe killed.
TV-PG
1:00pm
Stryker
Formal Dodge City Marshal Josh Stryker returns after 15 years in prison seeking vengeance against his successor, Marshal Dillon.
TV-G
2:00pm
Coreyville
Marshal Dillon helps a teenage girl defend her rawhider brother, who is being railroaded on a homicide charge.
TV-G
3:00pm
Danny
An old time con-man, dying of a heart condition, manages to save Matt's life.
TV-G
4:00pm
Hawk
A half-breed Indian policeman, trailing three renegades, visits his white mother, but she refuses to acknowledge him as her son.
TV-G
5:09pm
A Medal for Opie
Opie displays poor sportsmanship after finishing last in the 50-yard dash at the annual Sheriff's Boys Day meet.
TV-G
5:46pm
Barney and the Choir
Barney joins the Mayberry choir, which isn't exactly music to his fellow choir members' ears.
TV-G
6:23pm
Guest of Honor
A traveling salesman passing through town is selected as Mayberry's guest of honor. Unfortunately, he's a pickpocket.
TV-G
7:00pm
Merchant of Mayberry
Andy helps a frazzled local salesman become established -- to the chagrin of feisty Ben Weaver.
TV-G
7:36pm
Aunt Bee the Warden
When the Mayberry jail cells are full, Andy has little choice but to temporarily incarcerate town drunk Otis Campbell in his home.
TV-G
8:12pm
Standard Deviation
When Robert gives Ray and Debra an IQ test as part of his assignment for his criminal psychology class, the results incite subtle competition between them.
TV-PG
8:48pm
Look, Don’t Touch
When Angelina, a waitress at Nemos, catches Rays eye, he has a lot of explaining to do to his wife, Debra
TV-PG
9:24pm
Frank the Writer
When Frank gets a few anecdotes published in Readers Digest, he submits his writing samples to Rays editor, hoping to get his own column in the newspaper.
TV-PG
10:00pm
Your Place or Mine?
When Rays parents stop speaking, Marie moves in with Ray and his family, while Frank enjoys bachelorhood.
TV-G
10:30pm
In-Laws
When Ray’s in-laws come for a visit, he begs his parents to be nice to them. Ray admits to his parents that he doesn’t always see eye to eye with Debra's folks, but fakes it, and he'd like them to do the same.
TV-PG
11:00pm
S'Poor House
Doug and Carrie have to get $12,000 together to get rid of the mold problem in the basement. They try to get the loan from Doug's father. Arthur wants to help them out as well and tries to get the money from Spence's mom.
TV-PG
11:30pm
Attention Deficit
Doug becomes obsessed with throwing a great Super Bowl party when he finds out most of his friends are going to another party.
TV-PG
Tuesday, February 9
12:00am
Steve Moscow
To get rid of the mold in their house, Doug and Carrie hire a group of Russians to remove the mold from their house.
TV-PG
12:30am
Prints Charming
Doug and Carrie accidently get the pictures of a couple called the Hoffermans. They see the couple doing things such as scuba diving and mountain climbing, so Carrie decides that she and Doug should start being more active.
TV-PG
1:00am
For Love or Money
After Barb has her lawyer send over divorce papers, Christine hires an aggressive divorce attorney, Howard (guest star CORBIN BERNSEN - Psych, L.A. Law), who convinces her that Barb owes her alimony.
TV-PG
1:30am
Doctor Little Man
Christine begins seeing a therapist (recurring guest star ERIC McCORMACK - "Will & Grace"), although it's unclear whether Christine is interested in pursuing therapy or romance.
TV-PG
2:00am
The Curious Case of Britney B
MARION ROSS ("Happy Days") guest stars as Agnes Ross, an elderly tenant who Matthew and Richard try to force out of an apartment they wish to rent.
TV-PG
2:38am
Nuts
Max (recurring guest star ERIC McCORMACK) points out to Christine her tendency to flake when things get tough, and tries to teach her how to follow through.
TV-PG
3:16am
Do I Know You?
Ted realizes he may have made a mistake in asking Stella to marry him when he discovers she’s never seen his favorite movie: “Star Wars.” Barney confesses to Lily that he’s nuts about Robin.
TV-14
3:54am
The Best Burger in New York
With help from Regis Philbin, the still-unemployed Marshall determines to locate the best hamburger in New York City. Barney’s company buys Goliath National Bank.
TV-14
4:27am
One Wedding and One Funeral
Joy competes with Canadian Joy for Bob’s affection. Elka enlists Melanie’s help when her affair with the mayor takes an unexpected turn. Victoria hires a bodyguard.
TV-PG
5:00am
Scandalous
Joy and Bob lead a damage control team to cover up the mayor’s death. Melanie tries to keep a reporter from getting the story. Elka meets one of the mayor’s mistresses. Victoria confronts a woman who gave her show bad reviews.
TV-PG
5:30am
When You Pish Upon a Star
Fran regrets encouraging Maxwell to hire a young TV star for his next play.
TV-PG
9:00am
Court Martial
The Maritime Board of Inquiry has declared the Skipper at fault in the loss of his charter boat.
TV-G
9:36am
The Hunter
Hunter Jonathan Kincaid lands on the island.
TV-G
10:12am
Merchant of Mayberry
Andy helps a frazzled local salesman become established -- to the chagrin of feisty Ben Weaver.
TV-G
10:48am
Aunt Bee the Warden
When the Mayberry jail cells are full, Andy has little choice but to temporarily incarcerate town drunk Otis Campbell in his home.
TV-G
11:24am
Country Nurse
Mayberry's county nurse, Mary Simpson, is determined to give tetanus shots to everyone who needs one.
TV-G
12:00pm
The Gentleman From New Orleans
A man comes to town claiming to be Pirate Lafitte, but Ben has met Lafitte in the past & doesn't recognize him. The man fills the townsfolk with tales of his so called adventures, while causing people to question his innocence.
TV-PG
1:00pm
A Man Called Smith
An outlaw's return to his homestead to claim some hidden loot leads to nothing but trouble.
TV-G
2:00pm
Charlie Noon
Marshal Dillon, crossing the desert with prisoner Charlie Noon, is pursued by a band of Comanches.
TV-G
3:00pm
A Matter of Honor
Louie Pheeters, found intoxicated beside a dying man and unable to remember what took place, is accused of murder.
TV-G
4:00pm
The Still
A young schoolmarm's unscrupulous relatives descend on Dodge City to begin a moonshining operation.
TV-G
5:09pm
Andy and Barney in the Big City
While on a business trip, Andy and Barney become involved in a cat-and-mouse game between a hotel detective and a notorious jewel thief. Guest Star: Alan Melvin
TV-G
5:46pm
Wedding Bells for Aunt Bee
Believing that her presence is holding Andy back from pursuing a wife, Aunt Bee considers a relationship with a man she can barely tolerate -- dry cleaner H. Fred Goss.
TV-G
6:23pm
Three's a Crowd
Andy would like to spend some time alone with Mary Simpson, but Barney keeps turning up like a bad penny.
TV-G
7:00pm
Bookie Barber
Floyd inadvertently allows a bookie to set up business in his barbershop.
TV-G
7:36pm
Andy on Trial
A simple speeding ticket so enrages an out-of-town newspaper publisher, he sends an undercover reporter to Mayberry to dig up dirt on Sheriff Taylor.
TV-G
8:12pm
Win, Lose or Draw
Ray gets tired of being treated like a kid at his fathers poker game, so he ignores his fathers advice and ends up losing all his money.
TV-PG
8:48pm
Turkey or Fish
Although Marie has always cooked the traditional turkey for Thanksgiving, Debra decides its her turn to prepare the holiday meal.
TV-PG
9:24pm
Captain Nemo
When Rays free time goes to coaching his basketball team in preparation for the Pizza League championships, Debra reminds him that their kids are growing up fast and he's missing precious time with them. Guest Star: Kevin James
TV-PG
10:00pm
The Ball
When Ray discovers, after many years, that the autographed Mickey Mantle ball he got as a kid from his father isnt authentic, he begins to doubt if anyone actually tells the truth.
TV-PG
10:30pm
Debra's Sick
With Debra and the kids sick, Ray tries to juggle the responsibilities of home and work and ends up with chaos and an aborted meeting with ex-Pittsburgh Steeler quarterback Terry Bradshaw.
TV-PG
11:00pm
Steve Moscow
To get rid of the mold in their house, Doug and Carrie hire a group of Russians to remove the mold from their house.
TV-PG
11:30pm
Prints Charming
Doug and Carrie accidently get the pictures of a couple called the Hoffermans. They see the couple doing things such as scuba diving and mountain climbing, so Carrie decides that she and Doug should start being more active.
TV-PG