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Hot in Cleveland

Hot in Cleveland revolves around three fabulous L.A. women of a certain age ( Valerie Bertinelli, Jane Leeves and Wendie Malick). Their lives are changed forever when their plane -- headed to Paris -- unexpectedly lands in Cleveland, Ohio.

All New

Wednesdays 10:30/9:30C

The Exes

The Exes features three divorced men: Ladies' man Phil, homebody Haskell and newly single Stuart. The men live together in an apartment across from their divorce attorney (and landlord), Holly.

Every Night

Every Night Starting at 12/11C

Friends

Six friends, three guys and three girls in their twenties, pursue careers, love and happiness in New York City while relying on each other for support.

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Time Show Episode
8:24am
Val's Apartment
Fran decides to get a place of her own.
TV-PG
9:00am
About a Joy
Joy sees Bob in a new light when he helps Joy’s grandson deal with the school bully. Elka inspires Melanie to reconnect with a woman from her past. Victoria tries to keep up with her younger boyfriend.
TV-PG
9:30am
A Bride Too Far
Holly’s engagement to Congressman Charles Hayward is put in jeopardy when a scandalous photo of her lands in the newspaper. Haskell has an idea for a great new app, but needs an investor.
TV-PG
10:00am
Sick and Tired (1)
Dorothy is feeling rundown and has a lack of energy. She is sure she is ill, but all of the doctors she visits tell her she's fine. Meanwhile, Blanche decides to write a romance novel. Guest Stars: Jeffrey Tambor
TV-PG
10:30am
Sick and Tired (2)
Dorothy continues to seek medical advice and turns to Harry Weston for help. Meanwhile, Blanche goes on a writing binge, resulting in a novel that is less then enthralling. Guest Stars: Richard Mulligan
TV-PG
11:00am
Rose Fights Back
When the company that Rose's husband worked for cuts off their pension plan, Rose has to get a new job, but never expects to have to deal with age discrimination. Sophia goes wild buying in bulk at Shopper's Warehouse.
TV-PG
11:30am
Love Under the Big Top
Dorothy is in a serious relationship with a lawyer and assumes he's about to propose. But it turns out he's planning to become a circus clown. Rose and Blanche organize a protest to save dolphins. Guest Star: Dick Van Dyke
TV-PG
12:00pm
Dancing in the Dark
Rose has been dating Miles Webber, a college professor. When Miles invites her to a party, Rose feels like a fish out of water with his intelligent friends. Meanwhile, Blanche battles a dating slump. Guest Star: Harold Gould
TV-PG
12:30pm
Not Another Monday
Sophia's friend wants to commit suicide, and she wants Sophia there to hold her hand. Meanwhile, Blanche, Rose and Dorothy become singing nursemaids to a sick baby that they are taking care of for the weekend.
TV-PG
1:00pm
Glengarry, Glen Rosey
Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished. Guest Stars: Estelle Parsons, Sandra Bernhard, Tim Curry
TV-G
1:30pm
Tooth or Consequences
Dan realizes he needs a steady job to take care of his family when he accidentally knocks out one of Roseanne's teeth on the day she's to meet with a health inspector. Guest Stars: Sandra Bernhard, Martin Mull, Bob Odenkirk
TV-PG
2:00pm
Daughters and Other Strangers
Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home. Guest Star: Joseph Gordon-Levitt
TV-PG
2:30pm
Two Down, One to Go
Roseanne is suffering from empty-nest syndrome as Darlene heads for school.
TV-PG
3:00pm
The Mommy's Curse
Brutally honest Roseanne suffers the consequences after telling Bev that she's had her fill of her at the Lunch Box. Guest Stars: Estelle Parsons, Martin Mull
TV-PG
3:30pm
Party Politics
Roseanne attempts to enlist Darlene's aid in taming a rebellious D.J.
TV-G
4:00pm
A Stash from the Past
Roseanne lectures David for getting high after she finds a stash of pot in the house -- then realizes it is hers from decades ago.
TV-PG
4:30pm
Be My Baby
Roseanne learns that Jackie is expecting.
TV-PG
5:00pm
Homeward Bound
Darlene visits, making David realize how much he misses her.
TV-PG
5:30pm
Glengarry, Glen Rosey
Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished. Guest Stars: Estelle Parsons, Sandra Bernhard, Tim Curry
TV-G
6:00pm
Williams Family vs. Hartman Family
Comedian Steve Harvey hosts as the Williams family of Dallas, TX battles the Hartman family of Crestwood, KY.
TV-PG
6:30pm
Stone Family vs. Pawlak Family
Comedian Steve Harvey hosts as the Stone family of Chicago, IL battles the Pawlak family of Everett, WA.
TV-PG
7:00pm
Stone Family vs. Holcomb Family
Comedian Steve Harvey hosts as the Stone family of Chicago, IL battles the Holcomb family of Rowlett, TX.
TV-PG
7:30pm
Holcomb Family vs. Davis Family
Comedian Steve Harvey hosts as the Holcomb family of Rowlett, TX battles the Davis family of Atlanta, GA.
TV-PG
8:00pm
Holcomb Family vs. McKenzie Family
Comedian Steve Harvey hosts as the Holcomb family of Rowlett, TX battles the McKenzie family of Berlin, PA.
TV-PG
8:30pm
McKenzie Family vs. Carlyle Family
Comedian Steve Harvey hosts as the McKenzie family of Berlin, PA battles the Carlyle family of Stillmore, GA.
TV-PG
9:00pm
Jealous Robert
When Ray realizes that Debra and Marie have been in cahoots in a scheme to drive Robert back into Amys arms, he urges them to mind their own business.
TV-PG
9:30pm
SuperBowl
Rays exhilaration over being sent to cover the Super Bowl for his newspaper is overshadowed by the fact that he must choose who will accompany him to the game.
TV-PG
10:00pm
Deconstructing Carrie
Carrie is feeling depressed about her looks with her 35th birthday approaching. Doug decides to get construction workers to hit on her as she walks by
TV-PG
10:30pm
Van, Go
While eating lunch with Deacon, Doug manages to annoy a waitress so much that she says she wants to fight him when he finishes eating. Meanwhile, Carrie goes shopping and convinces Holly to come so she can use her van.
TV-PG
11:00pm
Black List
Deacon has a new friend that he is spending time with. Doug gets jealous, but when he finds out that he is black, he decides Deacon must be fulfilling his "black needs."
TV-PG
11:30pm
Catching Hell
Carrie gets skybox tickets for a baseball game and brings Doug and his friends to watch while she talks to a potential client. Doug offends the client so Carrie sends him away and makes Spence pretend to be her husband.
TV-PG
Sunday, February 1
12:00am
The One With The East German Laundry Detergent
While Phoebe and Chandler end their respective romantic relationships, Rachel and Ross do laundry together on their first date.
TV-PG
12:40am
The One With The Butt
Joey gets a film role as a stand-in for Al Pacino's butt. Ross tries to be less conservative. Chandler has an affair with a married woman. Guest Stars: Sofia Milos
TV-PG
1:20am
Raybert
Robert meets a beautiful woman who's a big fan of Ray Barones sports column. But when the woman mistakes Robert for Raymond, Robert doesnt set her straight.
TV-PG
2:00am
The Kicker
While enjoying a college football game, Frank catches a football from a record-setting field goal and refuses to give it back to the kicker.
TV-PG
2:30am
Tissues
When Debra grudgingly agrees to let him be more involved in the daily decision-making, Ray starts grocery shopping for things that he likes and Debra lets him choose where the family will go on its next vacation.
TV-PG
3:00am
Snow Day
Held captive at Frank and Maries during a snowstorm, Debra, Ray and Amy actually find themselves having a great time.
TV-PG
3:30am
It's Supposed to be Fun
While the Barones watch their sons play basketball, Ray finds that Geoff is having trouble getting the hang of the game.
TV-PG
4:00am
Grand Canyon or Bust Part 2
The Bunch is left stranded in an old ghost town.
TV-G
4:30am
The Brady Braves Part 3
Cindy and Bobby get lost at the bottom of the Grand Canyon.
TV-G
5:00am
My Sister Benedict Arnold
Greg feels Marcia has betrayed him by dating his athletic rival.
TV-G
5:30am
Juliet Is The Sun
A nervous Marcia is cast as the lead in a school production of Romeo and Juliet.
TV-G
6:00am
Sick and Tired (1)
Dorothy is feeling rundown and has a lack of energy. She is sure she is ill, but all of the doctors she visits tell her she's fine. Meanwhile, Blanche decides to write a romance novel. Guest Stars: Jeffrey Tambor
TV-PG
6:36am
Sick and Tired (2)
Dorothy continues to seek medical advice and turns to Harry Weston for help. Meanwhile, Blanche goes on a writing binge, resulting in a novel that is less then enthralling. Guest Stars: Richard Mulligan
TV-PG
7:12am
Love Under the Big Top
Dorothy is in a serious relationship with a lawyer and assumes he's about to propose. But it turns out he's planning to become a circus clown. Rose and Blanche organize a protest to save dolphins. Guest Star: Dick Van Dyke
TV-PG
7:48am
Dancing in the Dark
Rose has been dating Miles Webber, a college professor. When Miles invites her to a party, Rose feels like a fish out of water with his intelligent friends. Meanwhile, Blanche battles a dating slump. Guest Star: Harold Gould
TV-PG
8:24am
An Offer She Can't Refuse
Fran unwittingly accepts a date with a suave mobster.
TV-PG
9:00am
Fashion Show
Maxwell hires Fran to design the costumes for a charity benefit.
TV-PG
9:30am
Where's Fran?
Maxwell’s insults cause Fran to quit.
TV-PG
10:00am
The Grandmas
Fran lobbies for change, only to discover her parents are getting divorced.
TV-PG
10:30am
Val's Boyfriend
Val’s new boyfriend makes an unexpected pass at Fran; C.C. quits after Maxwell refuses to make her a partner.
TV-PG
11:00am
Hartman Family vs. Thomas Family
Comedian Steve Harvey hosts this long-running game show where families compete to guess the most popular answers to survey questions.
TV-PG
11:30am
Moreland Family vs. Hartman Family
Comedian Steve Harvey hosts this long-running game show where families compete to guess the most popular answers to survey questions.
TV-PG
12:00pm
Cole Family vs. Hartman Family
Comedian Steve Harvey hosts this long-running game show where families compete to guess the most popular answers to survey questions.
TV-PG
12:30pm
Hartman Family vs. Webb Family
Comedian Steve Harvey hosts this long-running game show where families compete to guess the most popular answers to survey questions.
TV-PG
1:00pm
Daddy and Mommy Dearest
Boyce and Lolli's old friends Paul and Robyn come to visit, bringing along their brand new foster child. When Boyce and Lolli see their parenting skills in action, it's up to them to save the kid.
TV-PG
1:30pm
The Punching Preacher
After Boyce resorts to violence when defending Lolli's honor, his ego is tested when a video of the incident goes viral. Boyce's tough-guy attitude eventually finds its match.
TV-PG
2:00pm
Be My Baby
Roseanne learns that Jackie is expecting.
TV-PG
2:30pm
Homeward Bound
Darlene visits, making David realize how much he misses her.
TV-PG
3:00pm
Guilt by Imagination
Dan has a hard time concealing the fact that he had lunch with an old flame. Guest Stars: Vicki Lawrence, Fabio
TV-PG
3:30pm
Homecoming
Becky and Mark return home for Dan's high school football team's 20th anniversary party.
TV-G
4:00pm
The Driver's Seat
Roseanne's car is stolen - by DJ, and her violent reaction frightens her that she may repeat the pattern of her own abuse as a child.
TV-G
4:30pm
Suck Up Or Shut Up
Roseanne joins a women's club in hopes of establishing useful contacts, leaving DJ high and dry with a weird classmate whose mother also belongs.Guest Star: Florence Henderson
TV-G
5:00pm
Busted
Roseanne finds out that David is living with Darlene and heads for Chicago to confront them. Guest Star: Ahmet Zappa
TV-G
5:30pm
David vs. Goliath
Guilt and Roseanne's slavedriving push David to confess to Dan that he was living with Darlene in Chicago, and Dan throws him out.
TV-PG
6:00pm
Dog Tricks, Sex Flicks & Joy's Fix
Joy meets a wonderful guy in the waiting room of her therapist; Elka trains a rescue dog; Victoria makes a sex tape.
TV-PG
6:30pm
Indecent Proposals
Melanie writes a column for Woman's Day Magazine that asks the question, 'Can Women Have Sex With No Strings?' Guest Stars: Huey Lewis
TV-PG
7:00pm
Magic Diet Candy
Joy's mom meets her new family members at Wilbur's christening. To avoid friction with her mom, Joy makes her son Owen pretend to be someone else. Elka touches up a church fresco. Victoria's incessant Emmet talk annoys Melanie.
TV-PG
7:30pm
The One With George Clooney
When the women try to adopt a puppy, the Rescue Center's volunteer, Doug, determines if they are dog-worthy. Elka's relationships with Mamie and Roy take an interesting turn. Guest Stars: Georgia Engel, John Mahoney
TV-PG
8:00pm
Joust Between Friends
Dorothy is searching for part-time work, so Blanche gets her a job at the museum. Then Dorothy is handed the job of organizing a banquet, the duty Blanche was hoping for. Meanwhile, Rose finds a stray dog at the supermarket.
TV-PG
8:30pm
Bringing Up Baby
Rose is shocked when her late-uncle's will leaves her his "Baby," and delighted to learn the "baby" is a pig. Dorothy, Blanche, and Sophia are less thrilled until they learn that when Baby dies, Rose gets a large sum of money.
TV-PG
9:00pm
Little Sister
Rose's sister, Holly, comes for a visit and becomes quick friends with Dorothy and Blanche, leaving Rose out in the cold. However, when Rose catches Holly with Blanche's boyfriend, Dorothy and Blanche refuse to believe her.
TV-PG
9:30pm
Questions and Answers
Dorothy is all excited when she learns that 'Jeopardy' is having tryouts in Miami. This leads her to begin cramming for the audition test. Guest Stars: Alex Trebek, Merv Griffin
TV-PG
10:00pm
Black List
Deacon has a new friend that he is spending time with. Doug gets jealous, but when he finds out that he is black, he decides Deacon must be fulfilling his "black needs."
TV-PG
10:30pm
Catching Hell
Carrie gets skybox tickets for a baseball game and brings Doug and his friends to watch while she talks to a potential client. Doug offends the client so Carrie sends him away and makes Spence pretend to be her husband.
TV-PG
11:00pm
Ice Cubed
Carrie is out buying an Ipod and the cashier forgets to ring it up. Carrie goes to talk to her pastor about what to do. Doug meets a family and discovers the wife's dad is moving in soon. He tells them what a bad idea that is.
TV-PG
11:30pm
Wish Boned
Doug wins tickets to go see a Final Four game in St. Louis and Carrie wants Doug to take Arthur.
TV-PG