Close

TV Land Channel Guide

- TV Land

Cable Providers

Satellite Providers

Featured Shows

Season Premiere

New Season Nov 5 10:30/9:30C

The Exes

The Exes features three divorced men: Ladies' man Phil, homebody Haskell and newly single Stuart. The men live together in an apartment across from their divorce attorney (and landlord), Holly.

Weeknights

Weeknights Starting at 8/7C

Family Feud

Comedian Steve Harvey hosts this long-running game show where families compete to guess the most popular answers to survey questions.

Every Night

Every Night Starting at 10/9C

Friends

Six friends, three guys and three girls in their twenties, pursue careers, love and happiness in New York City while relying on each other for support.

TV Land Channel Finder

Find TV Land in your area. Now in more HD homes than ever!

Please enter a valid 5-digit zip code.

Today's TV Schedule

Also available from
Happily Divorced
Video Clips 72 videos available
Photo Galleries 2 galleries available
Time Show Episode
1:40pm
Sam Hill
Blacksmith Sam Hill is forced by his father to release the land on which his mother is buried.
TV-PG
2:50pm
Blackout
Walker suffers from amnesia after working undercover.
TV-PG
4:00pm
Deadline
A state senator tries to disband the Rangers because of budget cuts.
TV-PG
5:00pm
The Children of Halloween
A satanic symbol is left at the scenes of child abductions, and it appears the children are marked for sacrifice at midnight on Halloween.
TV-PG
6:00pm
The Gold Rush
Hogan and his men concoct a scheme to deprive the German government of a hoard of gold it has looted from the Bank of France.
TV-G
6:30pm
Hello, Zolle
Hogan starts to work with members of the underground, at first unaware that they are part of a trap set by the Germans.
TV-G
7:00pm
The Pizza Parlor
Hogan uses a prison-baked pizza to bribe an Italian officer to become a spy for the Allies.
TV-G
7:40pm
BOO!
The Conner family celebrates Halloween night by pranking each other.
TV-G
8:20pm
Trick or Treat
Roseanne plays along with some braggarts and learns about machismo. Guest Star: Tom Arnold
TV-PG
9:00pm
Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down
Roseanne comes unglued thinking that Kathy Bowman will take revenge for a Hallowe'en prank. Guest Stars: Tom Arnold, George Clooney
TV-G
9:30pm
Skeleton in the Closet
Leon outdoes himself hosting a Halloween soire with the Lunch Box clan and a bevy of his gay friends.
TV-PG
10:00pm
The One Without The Ski Trip
Ross and Rachel remain apart while their friends feel forced to choose between them.
TV-PG
10:30pm
The One With The Hypnosis Tape
Phoebe is distraught when her brother wants to marry a woman twice his age. While working as a waitress, Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune.
TV-PG
11:00pm
Ticker Treat
Arthur forbids Halloween to be celebrated in the house, and Doug, fed up with Arthur's demands, defiantly decorates the house with Halloween decorations, which scares Arthur into the hospital.
TV-PG
11:30pm
Major Disturbance
Doug is reading Major a bedtime story and changes the end to make it scarier. The story ends up traumatizing Major, causing Kelly and Deacon to have problems getting him to be babysat by Doug.
TV-PG
Saturday, November 1
12:00am
Brace Yourself
When Deacon's son draws a picture of Arthur with crooked teeth, Arthur decides he needs braces. Doug uses this idea to try to improve Carrie by having Deacon's son draw a picture of her flat-chested.
TV-PG
12:30am
Moxie Moron
When O'Boyle goes into rehab, he asks Doug and Deacon to fill in for him as supervisor. Doug initially turns it down, but changes his mind in order to prove to Carrie that he isn't content with being a driver for his whole life.
TV-PG
1:00am
Halloween Candy
After Debra suggests that she might be more consistently romantic if she werent in charge of the birth control, Ray decides to make the drastic move of cutting the wires.
TV-PG
1:30am
The Skit
Thinking it would be hilarious to show the partygoers a typical day in the life of Frank and Marie, Ray and Debra do a dead-on impersonation of the two that brings down the house at the party.
TV-PG
2:00am
The Breakup Tape
When Debra stumbles across a cassette tape that contains a message from Ray's college girlfriend, she wants to know why he has saved it all these years.
TV-PG
2:38am
Talk to Your Daughter
Armed with research and much preparation, Ray is ready to speak with Ally about the facts of life, only to find that Ally's interest has changed from where babies come from to the meaning of life.
TV-PG
3:16am
Maggie's Boyfriend
Fran is blamed when Maggie moves in with her new boyfriend. Fran and Maxwell argue over Gracie's Halloween costume when she dresses as Fran.
TV-PG
3:54am
Curse of the Grandmas
Fran anxiously anticipates a big party on her first anniversary with the Sheffields.
TV-PG
4:27am
The Nanny Napper
Fran is mistakenly accused of kidnapping a baby.
TV-PG
5:00am
A Star Is Unborn
Fran is cast in a Broadway production of "Romeo and Juliet."
TV-PG
5:30am
Pinske Business
Fran must woo a big investor after her mother and some friends back Maxwell’s new play.
TV-PG
6:00am
Stock Tip
Fran discovers her new boyfriend has a secret, which could cost Maxwell a fortune.
TV-PG
6:36am
The Whine Cellar
Fran discovers her new boyfriend has a secret, which could cost Maxwell a fortune.
TV-PG
7:12am
When You Pish Upon a Star
Fran regrets encouraging Maxwell to hire a young TV star for his next play.
TV-PG
7:48am
Curse of the Grandmas
Fran anxiously anticipates a big party on her first anniversary with the Sheffields.
TV-PG
8:24am
The Nanny Napper
Fran is mistakenly accused of kidnapping a baby.
TV-PG
9:00am
Murder House
During a super storm, the ladies get stuck in the house with some unwanted guests: Victoria's island boyfriend, Melanie's downer friend and Joy's mother. Elka thinks the ghost of a murdered woman has come back, seeking revenge.
TV-PG
9:36am
Undercover Lovers
Lines get blurred when Joy and Bob go undercover as a couple and Elka gets a political rival. Guest Stars: Dave Foley
TV-PG
10:12am
People Feeding People
Elka needs Ross Barkley's endorsement for City Council so Melanie gets strong-armed into going on a date with him. Guest Stars: Chevy Chase, Tim Daly
TV-PG
10:48am
Playmates
The ladies discover Elka's written and directed a play about them. They're shocked to see how they're portrayed and by whom - especially since Elka's role is performed by the glamorous Claudia. Guest Star: Morgan Fairchild.
TV-PG
11:24am
Win Win
Tensions are high in Cleveland: Victoria is up for an Academy Award, Elka is up for City Council election, and Melanie gets a visit from her mother (Debra Monk). guest stars: Georgie Engel, Debra Monk
TV-PG
12:00pm
Don Elka
Just when Joy is happy in her relationship with Mitch, Simon (Craig Ferguson) sneaks back into her life. Meanwhile, Elka gets carried away with some new-found power. Guest star: Craig Ferguson
TV-PG
12:36pm
The Bachelors
This "birthdates" episode has date-night suprises aplenty for Elka, Melanie and Victoria - and multiple marriage proposals for Joy. Guest Stars: Craig Ferguson, Dave Foley, Tim Daly, Carl Reiner, Luke Perry, Marion Ross
TV-PG
1:12pm
Satan, Darling
Absolutely Fabulous girls Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley, are among the few down-to-earth participants in Roseanne's outrageous Halloween outing. Guest Stars: Sandra Bernhard, Marlo Thomas, Arianna Huffington
TV-PG
1:48pm
Kansas City, Here We Come
Roseanne and Jackie go to Kansas City to visit their father's mistress.
TV-PG
2:24pm
Bingo
Roseanne gets hooked on bingo; meanwhile, Dan and the kids babysit Crystal's son. Guest Star: Tom Arnold
TV-PG
3:00pm
The Bowling Show
When Dan and Arnie struggle to bring their bowling team out of last place, some unexpected competition arises. Guest Stars: Tom Arnold, Sandra Bernhard, David Crosby
TV-G
3:36pm
The Back Story
After Roseanne throws her back out, Bev arrives to help out. Guest Star: Estelle Parsons
TV-G
4:12pm
12-098
Comedian Steve Harvey hosts this long-running game show where families compete to guess the most popular answers to survey questions.
TV-PG
4:48pm
12-099
Comedian Steve Harvey hosts this long-running game show where families compete to guess the most popular answers to survey questions.
TV-PG
5:24pm
12-100
Comedian Steve Harvey hosts this long-running game show where families compete to guess the most popular answers to survey questions.
TV-PG
6:00pm
12101
Comedian Steve Harvey hosts this long-running game show where families compete to guess the most popular answers to survey questions.
TV-PG
6:32pm
12-102
Comedian Steve Harvey hosts this long-running game show where families compete to guess the most popular answers to survey questions.
TV-PG
7:05pm
12-103
Comedian Steve Harvey hosts this long-running game show where families compete to guess the most popular answers to survey questions.
TV-PG
7:43pm
12-104
Comedian Steve Harvey hosts this long-running game show where families compete to guess the most popular answers to survey questions.
TV-PG
8:21pm
12-105
Comedian Steve Harvey hosts this long-running game show where families compete to guess the most popular answers to survey questions.
TV-PG
9:00pm
A Vote for Debra
Debra decides to run for school president, but Ray isn't sure he can handle the twins by himself during all those meetings -- so he votes against her.
TV-PG
9:30pm
Call Me Mom
When Ray finally feels comfortable enough to call Debra's mother "Mom," he wants Debra to reciprocate and start calling Marie the same.
TV-PG
10:00pm
The One With The Tiny T-Shirt
Ross is upset when Rachel returns his personal belongings and dates Mark. Monica dates a millionaire.
TV-PG
10:30pm
The One With The Dollhouse
Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel. Monica inherits a dollhouse. Guest Star: Alison LaPlaca
TV-14
11:00pm
The Exes
 
 
11:05pm
Brace Yourself
When Deacon's son draws a picture of Arthur with crooked teeth, Arthur decides he needs braces. Doug uses this idea to try to improve Carrie by having Deacon's son draw a picture of her flat-chested.
TV-PG
11:30pm
Moxie Moron
When O'Boyle goes into rehab, he asks Doug and Deacon to fill in for him as supervisor. Doug initially turns it down, but changes his mind in order to prove to Carrie that he isn't content with being a driver for his whole life.
TV-PG