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Time Show Episode
9:00am
Court Martial
The Maritime Board of Inquiry has declared the Skipper at fault in the loss of his charter boat.
TV-G
9:36am
The Hunter
Hunter Jonathan Kincaid lands on the island.
TV-G
10:12am
Merchant of Mayberry
Andy helps a frazzled local salesman become established -- to the chagrin of feisty Ben Weaver.
TV-G
10:48am
Aunt Bee the Warden
When the Mayberry jail cells are full, Andy has little choice but to temporarily incarcerate town drunk Otis Campbell in his home.
TV-G
11:24am
Country Nurse
Mayberry's county nurse, Mary Simpson, is determined to give tetanus shots to everyone who needs one.
TV-G
12:00pm
The Gentleman From New Orleans
A man comes to town claiming to be Pirate Lafitte, but Ben has met Lafitte in the past & doesn't recognize him. The man fills the townsfolk with tales of his so called adventures, while causing people to question his innocence.
TV-PG
1:00pm
A Man Called Smith
An outlaw's return to his homestead to claim some hidden loot leads to nothing but trouble.
TV-G
2:00pm
Charlie Noon
Marshal Dillon, crossing the desert with prisoner Charlie Noon, is pursued by a band of Comanches.
TV-G
3:00pm
A Matter of Honor
Louie Pheeters, found intoxicated beside a dying man and unable to remember what took place, is accused of murder.
TV-G
4:00pm
The Still
A young schoolmarm's unscrupulous relatives descend on Dodge City to begin a moonshining operation.
TV-G
5:09pm
Andy and Barney in the Big City
While on a business trip, Andy and Barney become involved in a cat-and-mouse game between a hotel detective and a notorious jewel thief. Guest Star: Alan Melvin
TV-G
5:46pm
Wedding Bells for Aunt Bee
Believing that her presence is holding Andy back from pursuing a wife, Aunt Bee considers a relationship with a man she can barely tolerate -- dry cleaner H. Fred Goss.
TV-G
6:23pm
Three's a Crowd
Andy would like to spend some time alone with Mary Simpson, but Barney keeps turning up like a bad penny.
TV-G
7:00pm
Bookie Barber
Floyd inadvertently allows a bookie to set up business in his barbershop.
TV-G
7:36pm
Andy on Trial
A simple speeding ticket so enrages an out-of-town newspaper publisher, he sends an undercover reporter to Mayberry to dig up dirt on Sheriff Taylor.
TV-G
8:12pm
Win, Lose or Draw
Ray gets tired of being treated like a kid at his fathers poker game, so he ignores his fathers advice and ends up losing all his money.
TV-PG
8:48pm
Turkey or Fish
Although Marie has always cooked the traditional turkey for Thanksgiving, Debra decides its her turn to prepare the holiday meal.
TV-PG
9:24pm
Captain Nemo
When Rays free time goes to coaching his basketball team in preparation for the Pizza League championships, Debra reminds him that their kids are growing up fast and he's missing precious time with them. Guest Star: Kevin James
TV-PG
10:00pm
The Ball
When Ray discovers, after many years, that the autographed Mickey Mantle ball he got as a kid from his father isnt authentic, he begins to doubt if anyone actually tells the truth.
TV-PG
10:30pm
Debra's Sick
With Debra and the kids sick, Ray tries to juggle the responsibilities of home and work and ends up with chaos and an aborted meeting with ex-Pittsburgh Steeler quarterback Terry Bradshaw.
TV-PG
11:00pm
Steve Moscow
To get rid of the mold in their house, Doug and Carrie hire a group of Russians to remove the mold from their house.
TV-PG
11:30pm
Prints Charming
Doug and Carrie accidently get the pictures of a couple called the Hoffermans. They see the couple doing things such as scuba diving and mountain climbing, so Carrie decides that she and Doug should start being more active.
TV-PG
Wednesday, February 10
12:00am
Cowardly Lyin'
Doug and Carrie try to improve their relationship after a fight. Doug promises to stop lying to Carrie, while she tries to be nicer to Doug and stop threatening him with death every time she's mad at him.
TV-PG
12:30am
Queens'bro Bridge
When Doug finds out Arthur has a half-brother named Skitch, with whom Arthur owns a house, he wants Arthur to move in with him. However, Doug doesn't know that Skitch always used to pick on Arthur, & things haven't changed much.
TV-PG
1:00am
Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy
Richard asks Christine to set him up on a date to help him get over New Christine. Guest star (and real-life wife of series star Clark Gregg) JENNIFER GREY appears as his date.
TV-PG
1:30am
I Love Woo, I Hate You
Barb insists that Christine join her on a date with Dave (recurring guest star JAMES LESURE - "For Your Love," "Las Vegas"), the immigration officer she has been seeing.
TV-PG
2:00am
Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein
When Christine finds out Ritchie is the school bully, she decides to set a good example by making amends with the woman (AMY SEDARIS) she bullied as a kid.
TV-PG
2:36am
It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas
Christine attends her neighborhood Christmas party where she learns a juicy secret about her neighbor. MOLLY SHANNON ("Saturday Night Live") guest stars.
TV-PG
3:12am
I Heart N.J.
Ted is horrified to discover that Stella expects him to move to New Jersey. Robin quits her news job when she mistakenly believes she was offered a better position at another station.
TV-PG
3:49am
Intervention
As Ted prepares for the move to New Jersey, he reminisces about the past — including the interventions he and his friends staged. Barney dresses up as an old man to prove he’ll still be able to bed beautiful women when he’s 80.
TV-PG
4:21am
Family Affair
The women take a DNA test and learn about their ancestries. Melanie pretends to be someone else when she meets a handsome relative. Victoria finds out she’s a Native American. Joy and Elka make a startling discovery.
TV-PG
4:54am
All Dolled Up
Elka is convinced that Bob’s gift to Joy is a voodoo doll. Melanie accidentally doses her boyfriend, Dane (William Baldwin) with estrogen. Victoria gets a visit from her agent (Garry Marshall)
TV-PG
5:27am
Take Back Your Mink
Fran and her mother argue about a fur coat she inherited.
TV-PG
9:00am
Lovey's Secret Admirer
Mrs. Howell finds a series of anonymous love notes under her pillow.
TV-G
9:36am
Our Vines Have Tender Apes
A savage appears at the castaways' camp.
TV-G
10:12am
Bookie Barber
Floyd inadvertently allows a bookie to set up business in his barbershop.
TV-G
10:48am
Andy on Trial
A simple speeding ticket so enrages an out-of-town newspaper publisher, he sends an undercover reporter to Mayberry to dig up dirt on Sheriff Taylor.
TV-G
11:24am
Cousin Virgil
Barney's clumsy young cousin stops by for a visit and manages to wreak havoc at the courthouse.
TV-G
12:00pm
The Cheating Game
Adam checks in on Laura only to find problems. Laura gets angry with Adams' interference & hires a new man, Ward, to help with the ranch. Ward claims to be an friend of her late husband, when really he is part of a shady deal.
TV-PG
1:00pm
The Innocent
When Festus helps a woman school teacher get to Cimarion territory, they both become hostages of a family of hide thieves.
TV-G
2:00pm
Ring of Darkness
A pretty, blind girl influences deputy Newly O'Brien's efforts to arrest a horse thief.
TV-G
3:00pm
Jake MacGraw
People suspect ex-gunfighter Jake MacGraw has ulterior motives when he gets a job as piano-player in the Long Branch saloon.
TV-G
4:00pm
Roots of Fear
A run on the Dodge City bank forces three desperate farmers to resort to robbery.
TV-G
5:00pm
Deputy Otis
Otis is allowed to pose as one of Andy's deputies in order to convince his visiting brother that he is not the black sheep his family was certain he would become.
TV-G
5:30pm
Mr. McBeevee
Andy and Barney believe Opie is letting his imagination get the best of him when the boy describes a new friend who jingles when he walks and has 12 extra hands.
TV-G
6:00pm
Andy's Rich Girlfriend
Upon discovering that Peggy comes from a wealthy family, Andy begins to worry that he is too unsophisticated for her.
TV-G
6:30pm
Andy and the New Mayor
Andy butts heads with the town's strict new mayor (Parley Baer).
TV-G
7:00pm
Andy and Opie Bachelors
Peggy looks after Andy and Opie while Aunt Bee is away, but Floyds teasing causes Andy to wonder if marriage is on her mind.
TV-G
7:30pm
The Cow Thief
When cows in Mayberry begin to disappear, Mayor Stoner brings in a special investigator.
TV-G
8:00pm
Who’s Handsome?
Robert is reluctant to go on a date because hes insecure about his appearance, so when Debra tells him hes attractive, Ray starts feeling insecure about his own looks.
TV-PG
8:30pm
Why Are We Here?
When Debra gets fed up with Rays family intruding in her life, they both reminisce about how quiet life used to be in their old apartment miles away from his family.
TV-PG
9:00pm
Marie's Meatballs
When Raymond chooses his mothers spaghetti and meatballs over his wifes lemon chicken, Debra gets upset.
TV-PG
9:30pm
The Ride Along
When Raymond goes on a citizens ride along in his brothers patrol car and sees Robert risk his life during a hold-up, he gains a new respect for him.
TV-PG
10:00pm
Un-Jaded
When their first author proves to be more trouble than she’s worth, Liza and Kelsey worry their imprint might be over before it ever gets started
TV-14
10:30pm
Jacob
Ms. Watson deals with the fact that her ex may have moved on; Ms. Cannon tries to put a stop to teacher cliques.
TV-14
11:00pm
Cowardly Lyin'
Doug and Carrie try to improve their relationship after a fight. Doug promises to stop lying to Carrie, while she tries to be nicer to Doug and stop threatening him with death every time she's mad at him.
TV-PG
11:30pm
Queens'bro Bridge
When Doug finds out Arthur has a half-brother named Skitch, with whom Arthur owns a house, he wants Arthur to move in with him. However, Doug doesn't know that Skitch always used to pick on Arthur, & things haven't changed much.
TV-PG