Featured Shows
Wednesdays
10PM / 9C
Hot in Cleveland
This hit TV Land sitcom features three glamorous L.A. ladies who find Cleveland can be a great place to meet men. Starring Valerie Bertinelli, Wendie Malick, Jane Leeves and Betty White.
Wednesdays
10:30PM / 9:30C
The Exes
An all new sitcom about three divorced men (Faison, Knight and Basche) sharing an apartment across from their divorce attorney (Johnston). The guys begin to realize that the issues they have with each other are the same ones that they had with their ex-wives.
Every Night
11PM / 10C
The King of Queens
All hail the return of The King of Queens! Watch to see how this loving couple, Doug (Kevin James) and Carrie Heffernan (Leah Remini), put up with Carrie's Dad (Jerry Stiller), while he screws everything up!
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Today's TV Schedule
| Time | Show | Episode |
| 8:24am |
I Don't Remember Mama
Trouble arises when Fran and Grace enter a mother-daughter beauty contest.
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TV-PG |
| 9:00am |
Kiss is Just a Kiss, A
Fran and Maggie enter a kissing contest with country music superstar Billy Ray Cyrus.
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TV-PG |
| 2:00pm |
Murder Through the Looking Glass
A priest and government agents using a 'safe' house get Jessica into a complicated case.
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TV-PG |
| 3:00pm |
A Very Good Year for Murder
Murder intrudes on a wealthy vintner's 75th birthday party, and Jessica begins one of the most personally difficult investigations of her career.
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TV-PG |
| 4:00pm |
Benedict Arnold Slipped Here
A Cabot Cove home, now fallen into disrepair and reputedly once frequented by Benedict Arnold, becomes the scene of deadly competition and murder.
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TV-PG |
| 5:00pm |
Tuttle
Hawkeye and Trapper talk Radar into helping them invent a fictitious Capt. Tuttle, and the little lie only gets bigger.
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TV-PG |
| 5:30pm |
The Ringbanger
Hawkeye, Trapper, and Radar collaborate to send home a colonel (Leslie Nielsen) who has an unusually high casualty record.
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TV-PG |
| 6:00pm |
Sometimes You Hear The Bullet
Hawkeye is upset when he finds himself unable to save the life of an old friend who is wounded on the front.
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TV-PG |
| 6:30pm |
The Long-John Flap
Hawkeye gets a pair of longjohns from home, which he loans to his ill friend Trapper.
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TV-PG |
| 7:00pm |
Pilot
After Jill explicitly tells Tim not to touch the dishwasher, he breaks it in an attempt to make it more powerful.
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TV-G |
| 7:30pm |
The Long and Winding Road (1)
Tool Time's new producer, Morgan, stages a Jerry Springer style fight on the show.
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TV-G |
| 8:00pm |
The Long and Winding Road (2)
As Tim and the Boys drive to school, they reminise about some of the memories they have over the past eight years.
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TV-G |
| 8:30pm |
The Long and Winding Road (3)
Tim records his finale Tool Time, with a host of guests - and a pregnant Heidi.
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TV-G |
| 9:00pm |
Bad Moon Rising
Rays attempts to alleviate Debras PMS moodiness only make her more irritable.
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TV-PG |
| 9:30pm |
Confronting the Attacker
After losing his nerve on the job during his first day back from medical leave, Robert quits the police force.
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TV-PG |
| 10:00pm |
Italy, Part 1
When Marie surprises the family with the news that she's treating them all to a two-week vacation in Rome, everybody loves the idea -- except Raymond.
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TV-PG |
| 10:30pm |
Italy, Part 2
When Marie surprises the family with the news that she's treating them all to a two-week vacation in Rome, everybody loves the idea -- except Raymond.
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TV-PG |
| 11:00pm |
Robert's Divorce
While out for a family dinner, the Barones spot Roberts ex-wife, which prompts them to reminisce about the demise of his marriage.
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TV-PG |
| 11:30pm |
Wallpaper
Ray finally reaches the breaking point with his parents and kicks them out of his house.
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TV-PG |
Sunday, February 12
| 12:00am |
Richie's Song
Carrie refuses to go on a double date with Richie and his new girlfriend and Doug wants to know why.
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TV-PG |
| 12:30am |
Cello, Goodbye
Doug begins to wonder why Carrie would ever settle for a pathetic guy like him when Carrie starts doing well at work.
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TV-PG |
| 1:00am |
Paternal Affairs
Arthur wants to go out with Doug's aunt Sheila, and Doug is bothered by this, because he wants Sheila to go back to his uncle.
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TV-PG |
| 1:30am |
The Rock
A jeweler offers way more money for Carrie's ring than Doug originally paid, and they debate whether to sell it.
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TV-PG |
| 2:00am |
I'm With The Band
When Johnny Revere (Huey Lewis) records a benefit song in Cleveland, Victoria assumes they'll pick up where they left off.
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TV-PG |
| 2:36am |
Toto We're Not in Kansas Anymore
As a tornado spins through Lanford, a storm is brewing inside the Conner house over the whereabouts of Jackie
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TV-G |
| 3:13am |
Death and Stuff
During a busy weekend, a door-to-door salesman drops by and drops dead in the Conner kitchen.
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TV-G |
| 3:49am |
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
Jack buys a fake mustache to improve his odds with women.
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TV-PG |
| 4:22am |
Navy Blues
A former Navy cook comes to town and tries to weasel his way into Jack's restaurant.
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TV-PG |
| 4:55am |
Borrowing Trouble
Terri and Janet fake a radio contest so Jack can win money they think he needs for rent.
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TV-PG |
| 5:27am |
Jack be Quick
Jack learns his girlfriend only wants him to father her child, not marry her.
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TV-PG |
| 6:00am |
Dear Mom and Dad
An unannounced visit by Roseanne's parents has the Conner house in an uproar.
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TV-G |
| 6:35am |
Let's Call It Quits
Roseanne has difficulty accepting the authority of her tough new supervisor at Wellman Plastics.
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TV-G |
| 8:24am |
Yummy Mummy, The
A college visit leads Fran to worry that she embarrasses Brighton.
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TV-PG |
| 9:00am |
Beards
Victoria is invited to speak on an A-list gay cruise and brings Melanie, Joy and Elka with her.
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TV-PG |
| 9:30am |
Funeral Crashers
When the dry cleaners lose Melanies favorite dress, Elka takes them funeral crashing to track it down.
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TV-PG |
| 10:00am |
Happy Fat
Melanie, Joy, and Victoria give their Cleveland neighbors a makeover while Elka tries to keep up with the fast-paced life involved in dating a younger man.
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TV-PG |
| 10:30am |
One Thing Or A Mother
The ladies throw a dinner party to remedy their unfortunate date dilemmas.
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TV-PG |
| 11:00am |
How Did You Guys Meet, Anyway?
Melanie, Joy, and Victoria tell Elka the story of how they met in Los Angeles in the 80s.
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TV-PG |
| 11:30am |
Two Girls and a Rhino
When Joy and Elka learn that their combined scents is an aphrodisiac for the nearly extinct Black Rhinos, theyre forced to live together at the Cleveland zoo until the species is saved.
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TV-PG |
| 12:00pm |
God and Football
On Elkas (and Betty Whites) 90th birthday, Melanie takes her to the Browns locker room and ends up dating the kicker (Dan Cortese).
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TV-PG |
| 12:30pm |
Love Is Blind
Victorias daughter Emmy (Jennifer Love Hewitt) is back for a visit with some very surprising news shes engaged to Melanies son Will (Joe Jonas)!
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TV-PG |
| 1:00pm |
Life With Lucci
Victorias arch nemesis Susan Lucci arrives looking for guidance now that All My Children has been cancelled.
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TV-PG |
| 1:30pm |
I'm With The Band
When Johnny Revere (Huey Lewis) records a benefit song in Cleveland, Victoria assumes they'll pick up where they left off.
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TV-PG |
| 2:00pm |
Benedict Arnold Slipped Here
A Cabot Cove home, now fallen into disrepair and reputedly once frequented by Benedict Arnold, becomes the scene of deadly competition and murder.
|
TV-PG |
| 3:00pm |
Just Another Fish Story
Somebody put the maitre d' on ice. Jessica wonders if she has made a bad investment.
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TV-PG |
| 4:00pm |
Showdown in Saskatchewan
Arson is intended to remove the Rodeo doctor and his patient permanently.
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TV-PG |
| 5:00pm |
Sometimes You Hear The Bullet
Hawkeye is upset when he finds himself unable to save the life of an old friend who is wounded on the front.
|
TV-PG |
| 5:30pm |
The Long-John Flap
Hawkeye gets a pair of longjohns from home, which he loans to his ill friend Trapper.
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TV-PG |
| 6:30pm |
Major Fred C. Dobbs
Frank threatens to transfer until he overhears Hawkeye and Trapper say they discovered gold.
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TV-PG |
| 7:00pm |
Cease-Fire
Word rages through camp that there's a ceasefire and, inevitably, a celebration erupts until the wounded soldiers arrive.
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TV-PG |
| 7:30pm |
Showtime
The 4077th gets a little R&R in the compound when an USO troupe comes to visit.
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TV-PG |
| 8:00pm |
Divided We Stand
A psychiatrist is assigned to analyze the 4077th, so Henry commands everyone to be on best behavior.
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TV-PG |
| 8:30pm |
5 O'Clock Charlie
An inept North Korean pilot repeatedly attempts to bomb an ammo dump near the camp.
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TV-PG |
| 9:00pm |
Meant to Be
Robert finds himself in the most unlikely position of having to choose one of three women girlfriend Amy, ex-wife Joanne or Italian bombshell Stefania to share the future with him.
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TV-PG |
| 9:30pm |
Pet Cemetery
Ray inadvertently commits "petslaughter" on Ally's hamster while Debra and the kids are away for the weekend.
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TV-PG |
| 10:00pm |
The Author
The competition for attention between Ray and Robert reaches an all-time high with the brothers ending up in a fight.
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TV-PG |
| 10:30pm |
The Walk to the Door
Ray is mortified when he meets a girl he dated 25 years earlier and one he believes he treated with disrespect.
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TV-PG |
| 11:00pm |
Young Girl
All hell breaks loose when Robert starts dating a girl half his age.
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TV-PG |
| 11:30pm |
Fighting In-Laws
While celebrating Thanksgiving, Debra discovers that her seemingly contented parents are really not very happy with each other.
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TV-PG |
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