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Time Show Episode
9:00am
New Doctor in Town
When a young new doctorreplaces old Doc Bennett, many Mayberrians give him a rather chilly reception. Guest Star: William Christopher
TV-G
9:30am
Don't Miss a Good Bet
Floyd and Goober are among the investors in a questionable scheme to unearth a buried treasure.
TV-G
10:00am
Dinner at Eight
Headaches, misunderstandings and stomach aches ensue when Goober confuses a couple of Andy's telephone messages. Are you ready for spaghetti?
TV-G
10:30am
A Visit To Barney Fife
While visiting Barney in Raleigh, Andy begins to suspect that a rash of supermarket robberies can be traced back to his former deputy's boarding house.
TV-G
11:00am
Barney Comes To Mayberry
Back in Mayberry for a few days, Barney tries to rekindle an old flame who has become a big movie star.
TV-G
11:30am
Andy's Old Girlfriend
Andy's former flame returns to Mayberry and becomes a temporary guest at the Taylors' home -- which doesn't go over well with Helen.
TV-G
12:00pm
The Hanging Posse
Joe and Adam join a posse to help a friend whose wife has been murdered but soon discover their friend has no intention of bringing in the men alive. Fearing the outcome, the brothers seperate from the posse catches up with the
TV-PG
1:00pm
Gentry's Law
A heavy-handed land baron refuses to turn his two sons over to Marshal Dillon for a crime they have committed.
TV-G
2:00pm
Snow Train Part 1
Matt, Doc, Festus and several other passengers are trapped on a train by a band of Indians in the snowy Colorado mountains.
TV-G
3:00pm
Snow Train Part 2
Marshal Dillon is cornered by three Sioux Indians as he goes to find help for the freezing passengers of a trapped train.
TV-G
4:00pm
Luke
A seriously wounded old-time outlaw is brought to Dodge City where he tries to find his long-neglected daughter before he dies.
TV-G
5:00pm
Manicurist
A voluptuous manicurist sets up shop in Mayberry and unintentionally provokes trouble between husbands and wives. Guest Star: Barbara Eden
TV-G
5:30pm
The Jinx
Barney becomes convinced that a local man is a true jinx.
TV-G
6:00pm
Jailbreak
Barney inadvertently allows a fugitive to escape from the Mayberry Jail.
TV-G
6:30pm
A Medal for Opie
Opie displays poor sportsmanship after finishing last in the 50-yard dash at the annual Sheriff's Boys Day meet.
TV-G
7:00pm
Barney and the Choir
Barney joins the Mayberry choir, which isn't exactly music to his fellow choir members' ears.
TV-G
7:30pm
Guest of Honor
A traveling salesman passing through town is selected as Mayberry's guest of honor. Unfortunately, he's a pickpocket.
TV-G
8:00pm
George Helps Angie's Wha-Positive Self Image
Comedian George Lopez stars as a L.A. manufacturing plant manager attempting to deal with a tumultuous job, a strong but challenging marriage, two rebellious children and a tough mother - all with his sense of humor intact.
TV-PG
8:30pm
George's Grave Mistake Sends Him to a Funeral, Holmes
Comedian George Lopez stars as a L.A. manufacturing plant manager attempting to deal with a tumultuous job, a strong but challenging marriage, two rebellious children and a tough mother - all with his sense of humor intact.
TV-PG
9:00pm
The Model
After a modeling agent tells Robert he has a unique look, he convinces him to pose for head shots with their "in-house" photographer.
TV-PG
9:30pm
The Mentor
A young man, Sam Gilula, arrives at Frank and Marie's and everyone is surprised when he and Frank fondly embrace.
TV-PG
10:00pm
Golf For It
Robert and Ray end up with the mother of all guilt trips when they decide not to help Marie with a home project so they can land a prime spot on the golf course.
TV-PG
10:30pm
The Home
After Frank and Marie have a wonderful time visiting old friends, they deliver the shocking news to the family that they have decided to buy a condo in New Jersey.
TV-PG
11:00pm
Queens'bro Bridge
When Doug finds out Arthur has a half-brother named Skitch, with whom Arthur owns a house, he wants Arthur to move in with him. However, Doug doesn't know that Skitch always used to pick on Arthur, & things haven't changed much.
TV-PG
11:30pm
Driving Reign
Danny wants Doug to write him a letter of recommendation so he can become a driver at IPS. Carrie writes it for him and has Doug sign it, but trouble comes when Doug might just lose his job to Danny because he's a better driver.
TV-PG
Friday, July 29
12:00am
Clothes Encounters
Doug and Carrie buy presents. Doug gets himself a harmonica and Carrie buys herself an expensive leather jacket.
TV-PG
12:30am
Bed Spread
Doug manages to break the bed when he gets on it, and now Doug and Carrie have no bed. They order a new one and have to spend the next couple of days in separate beds.
TV-PG
1:00am
Not So Fast
Robert's anxiety gets the best of him when Amy puts her personal touch on their newly acquired home.
TV-PG
1:30am
Angry Sex
Ray craftily turns what looks to be misfortune, after Debra and Marie fight, into a night of passion by helping Debra channel her emotions into what he terms "angry sex."
TV-PG
2:00am
I Love What You Do for Me
When Christine discovers that her five-year car lease is up, she evaluates her life during that time and realizes that not much has changed. She vows to make some big changes. Max (recurring guest ERIC McCORMACK) offers to help.
TV-PG
2:36am
Scream
Christine mistakes a hot cop for a stripper and New Christine goes into labor. TIM MEADOWS guest stars as Dr. Volk, New Christine's OB/GYN.
TV-PG
3:12am
A Change of Heart
After wearing a heart monitor for 24 hours, Barney recounts to a cardiologist what caused his heart to beat irregularly. Robin goes out with a guy who acts like a dog.
TV-14
3:49am
Legendaddy
The gang stages an intervention after Barney meets—and then refuses to have further contact with—his boring father.
TV-14
4:21am
The Exploding Meatball Sub
Ted considers breaking up with Zoey to end their constant bickering. Marshall quits his job to take a volunteer position at an environmental organization, prompting Lily to fear they won’t have enough money to start a family.
TV-14
4:54am
The Hockey Show
Fran’s date with a highly superstitious hockey star sours after he claims she’s a jinx.
TV-PG
5:27am
That's Midlife
The combination of a bad review and losing to Fran on the tennis court plunges Maxwell into a mid-life crisis.
TV-PG
9:00am
Aunt Bee's Restaurant
Aunt Bee joins Charlie Lee (Keye Luke) as co-owner of Mayberry's new Chinese restaurant.
TV-G
9:30am
Floyd's Barbershop
Floyd raises the roof when new landlord Howard Sprague raises the barber's rent.
TV-G
10:00am
The Statute
Mayberry decides to erect a statue of Andy's great-great grandfather, the town's greatest benefactor.
TV-G
10:30am
Helen, The Authoress
Helen's negotiations with a handsome book publisher inspire jealousy in Andy, who, in retaliation, takes up with another woman.
TV-G
11:00am
Goodbye, Dolly
Opie becomes temporary caretaker of a Mayberry milkman's horse. Trouble occurs when the horse refuses to eat.
TV-G
11:30am
Opie's Piano Lesson
Opie discovers that football practice and piano lessons are competing for his attention.
TV-G
12:00pm
Vendetta
Virginia city residents leave Ben and Hoss to deal with an outlaw gang with only the help of the town drunk and a doctor who has no experience with this kind of conflict.
TV-PG
1:00pm
The Gun
A young man kills a notorious gunfighter in self-defense and becomes the victim of an unscrupulous reporter's publicity buildup.
TV-G
2:00pm
Noon Day Devil
Pursued by Marshal Matt Dillon, a Mexican bandit seeks sanctuary with a priest, his twin brother.
TV-G
3:00pm
The Witness
A family is held hostage by the relatives of a killer to prevent them from testifying at his trial.
TV-G
4:00pm
The Scavengers
A black man, to save his own life, must falsely accuse a band of Indians of wiping out a wagon train.
TV-G
5:00pm
Barney and the Choir
Barney joins the Mayberry choir, which isn't exactly music to his fellow choir members' ears.
TV-G
5:30pm
Guest of Honor
A traveling salesman passing through town is selected as Mayberry's guest of honor. Unfortunately, he's a pickpocket.
TV-G
6:00pm
Merchant of Mayberry
Andy helps a frazzled local salesman become established -- to the chagrin of feisty Ben Weaver.
TV-G
6:30pm
Aunt Bee the Warden
When the Mayberry jail cells are full, Andy has little choice but to temporarily incarcerate town drunk Otis Campbell in his home.
TV-G
7:00pm
Country Nurse
Mayberry's county nurse, Mary Simpson, is determined to give tetanus shots to everyone who needs one.
TV-G
7:30pm
Andy and Barney in the Big City
While on a business trip, Andy and Barney become involved in a cat-and-mouse game between a hotel detective and a notorious jewel thief. Guest Star: Alan Melvin
TV-G
8:00pm
George Joins the Neighborhood Wha-tcha and Raises the Vigilante
Comedian George Lopez stars as a L.A. manufacturing plant manager attempting to deal with a tumultuous job, a strong but challenging marriage, two rebellious children and a tough mother - all with his sense of humor intact.
TV-PG
8:30pm
George is Maid to be Ruth-less
Comedian George Lopez stars as a L.A. manufacturing plant manager attempting to deal with a tumultuous job, a strong but challenging marriage, two rebellious children and a tough mother - all with his sense of humor intact.
TV-PG
9:00pm
P. T. & A.
Following a PTA meeting, Debra comments on Ray's sloppy attire, and he tells her that he overheard one of the mothers say that she looked trampy.
TV-PG
9:30pm
Ally's F
Debra and Ray are astonished when Ally comes home with an "F" in math on her report card.
TV-PG
10:00pm
Boy's Therapy
Rays unwillingness to share parental responsibilities with Debra sparks a conversation about his own childhood.
TV-PG
10:30pm
Debra's Parents
Debra invites her divorced parents to Thanksgiving dinner.
TV-PG
11:00pm
Clothes Encounters
Doug and Carrie buy presents. Doug gets himself a harmonica and Carrie buys herself an expensive leather jacket.
TV-PG
11:30pm
Bed Spread
Doug manages to break the bed when he gets on it, and now Doug and Carrie have no bed. They order a new one and have to spend the next couple of days in separate beds.
TV-PG