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Time Show Episode
9:00am
A Wife for Andy
Barney does his best to find an eligible young woman for Andy.
TV-G
9:36am
Dogs-Dogs-Dogs
Andy, Barney and Opie find themselves sharing the courthouse with 11 dogs. To complicate matters, a jailhouse inspector is expected at any moment.
TV-G
10:12am
Mountain Wedding
Briscoe Darling enlists Andy and Barney's aid in keeping wild mountain man Ernest T. Bass at bay. Guest Star: Howard Morris
TV-G
10:48am
The Big House
Barney becomes super-efficient in executing his duties as deputy sheriff after two thieves are jailed in Mayberry until their accomplices are captured. Guest Star: George Kennedy
TV-G
11:24am
Opie the Bird Man
Opie kills a mother bird with his slingshot and is forced to become her babies' surrogate mother.
TV-G
12:00pm
The Witness
Jenny steps forward as the only witness to a robbery & identifies the bandits as the Logan gang. The Sheriff want to put Jenny in jail for protective custody, but ends of staying on the Ponderosa, where it's discovered she lies
TV-PG
1:00pm
The Ladies from St. Louis
Five nuns bring a wounded outlaw into Dodge City, then are reluctant to turn him in because he saved their lives.
TV-G
2:00pm
Nitro (Tiger by the Tail) Part 1
A lovesick, broke transient embarks on a lucrative but perilous career--boiling nitroglycerine off dynamite for a gang of robbers.
TV-G
3:00pm
Nitro (Tiger by the Tail) Part 2
Matt Dillon hunts a gang that has shattered one safe after another with nitroglycerine.
TV-G
4:00pm
The Wreckers
Kitty helps Marshal Matt Dillon switch identities with a killer in order to escape, when they are kidnapped by outlaws.
TV-G
5:09pm
The Haunted House
Two of Mayberry's bravest souls, Barney and Gomer, enter an old abandoned (and reportedly haunted) house.
TV-G
5:46pm
Ernest T. Bass Joins the Army
When Mayberry's resident wild man is barred from enlisting in the Army, Ernest T. Bass goes on a glass-breaking rampage. Guest Star: Howard Morris
TV-G
6:23pm
The Sermon for Today
Inspired by the day's church sermon (What's Your Hurry?), several Mayberrians decide to organize a relaxing band concert.
TV-G
7:00pm
Briscoe Declares for Aunt Bee
Attracted by her rose poetry and fine cooking, Briscoe Darling kidnaps Aunt Bee. Guest Star: Denver Pyle
TV-G
7:36pm
Opie the Bird Man
Opie kills a mother bird with his slingshot and is forced to become her babies' surrogate mother.
TV-G
8:12pm
E.I? E.I OH.
Comedian George Lopez stars as a L.A. manufacturing plant manager attempting to deal with a tumultuous job, a strong but challenging marriage, two rebellious children and a tough mother - all with his sense of humor intact.
TV-PG
8:48pm
Clear and Present-less Danger
Comedian George Lopez stars as a L.A. manufacturing plant manager attempting to deal with a tumultuous job, a strong but challenging marriage, two rebellious children and a tough mother - all with his sense of humor intact.
TV-PG
9:24pm
Debra's Sick
With Debra and the kids sick, Ray tries to juggle the responsibilities of home and work and ends up with chaos and an aborted meeting with ex-Pittsburgh Steeler quarterback Terry Bradshaw.
TV-PG
10:00pm
Who’s Handsome?
Robert is reluctant to go on a date because hes insecure about his appearance, so when Debra tells him hes attractive, Ray starts feeling insecure about his own looks.
TV-PG
10:30pm
The Car
Debra, already annoyed at getting stuck driving the old car Ray bought from his parents, really gets upset when she discovers that is was his old make out mobile.
TV-G
11:00pm
Strike Out
Doug and Deacon are going insane from boredom during the strike. They get together with Arthur and start pulling stupid pranks on people to entertain themselves.
TV-PG
11:30pm
Class Struggle
Carrie decides she wants to go back to college after seeing her friends reaction when she tells them she never went.
TV-PG
Wednesday, June 29
12:00am
Work Related
Arthur starts working at Carrie's law-firm with her. Doug and Deacon are having a prank war.
TV-PG
12:30am
Twisted Sitters
Doug and Carrie have to watch Deacon and Kelly's kids while they are out of town. When one of the kids sees them having sex, they have to find a way to keep him from saying anything.
TV-PG
1:00am
Diamonds
When Ray discovers that the diamond in Debras wedding ring is a fake, he finds a way to steal the ring so he can replace the stone, unaware that she replaced the diamond with a real one after their wedding.
TV-PG
1:30am
The Game
When Ray and his family play a game of Scruples after their cable goes out and they have nothing but time on their hands, they find themselves arguing about honesty.
TV-PG
2:00am
Fair To Remember, A
While volunteering at the spring carnival at Ritchie's school, Christine is surprised to learn that there's a hot new dad at the school--and excited that it's her ex-boyfriend, Burton (recurring guest star MATT LETSCHER).
TV-PG
2:36am
Passion Of Christine, The
When Christine and the other moms meet the class' disarmingly handsome new teacher, Daniel Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD), they decide to schedule a few parent-teacher conferences immediately.
TV-PG
3:12am
I Heart N.J.
Ted is horrified to discover that Stella expects him to move to New Jersey. Robin quits her news job when she mistakenly believes she was offered a better position at another station.
TV-PG
3:49am
Intervention
As Ted prepares for the move to New Jersey, he reminisces about the past — including the interventions he and his friends staged. Barney dresses up as an old man to prove he’ll still be able to bed beautiful women when he’s 80.
TV-PG
4:21am
The Conversation
Victoria has doubts about her relationship with Emmet when a woman from his past shows up. Melanie and Elka deal with an unwanted house guest. Joy falls for a handsome doctor who has just one flaw. Guest Stars: Heather Dubrow
TV-PG
4:54am
The Anger Games
Melanie sets Joy up with her boyfriend's friend, Bill. Elka takes over as Victoria's agent. Secrets and gossip circulate and come to a head at the ladies' monthly game night.
TV-14
5:27am
Smarty Bowl
Loving the pedestal Aaron has put her on, Stephanie must turn to Gabby for help with his math homework to stay on top of it. Guest Star: Obba Babatunde
TV-PG
9:00am
The Haunted House
Two of Mayberry's bravest souls, Barney and Gomer, enter an old abandoned (and reportedly haunted) house.
TV-G
9:30am
Ernest T. Bass Joins the Army
When Mayberry's resident wild man is barred from enlisting in the Army, Ernest T. Bass goes on a glass-breaking rampage. Guest Star: Howard Morris
TV-G
10:00am
The Sermon for Today
Inspired by the day's church sermon (What's Your Hurry?), several Mayberrians decide to organize a relaxing band concert.
TV-G
10:30am
Briscoe Declares for Aunt Bee
Attracted by her rose poetry and fine cooking, Briscoe Darling kidnaps Aunt Bee. Guest Star: Denver Pyle
TV-G
11:00am
Gomer, The House Guest
Gomer, having lost his job and living quarters in one fell swoop, takes up temporary residence in the Taylor household.
TV-G
11:30am
A Black Day for Mayberry
A truck carrying gold is scheduled to travel through Mayberry while en route to Fort Knox.
TV-G
12:00pm
A Lawman's Lot Is Not A Happy One
Roy & Ben are going to San Francisco to testify against timber sharks, until he finds the deputy from Plaserville won't be arriving, as Hoss had a fight with him. Ben needs Roy to testify so Ben insists Hoss take over as Sheriff
TV-PG
1:00pm
Cattle Barons
Marshal Dillon is caught in the middle when feuding cattle lords bring their struggle for power to Dodge City.
TV-G
2:00pm
The Prodigal
Two men return to Dodge City to find the man who shot their father in the back at the Long Branch saloon 12 years before.
TV-G
3:00pm
Vengeance-Part 1
A wealthy rancher has three drifters trampled by his horsemen after he accuses them of stealing a calf.
TV-G
4:00pm
Vengeance-Part 2
At Parkertown a trap awaits drifter Bob Johnson who is seeking revenge for the murder of two of his friends.
TV-G
5:00pm
Opie's Ill-Gotten Gain
Opie is rewarded with a new bike after receiving straight As.
TV-G
5:30pm
Up in Barney's Room
Barney's dear friend and landlord Mrs. Mendelbright kicks him out of his room after being taken in by an elderly con man.
TV-G
6:00pm
A Date for Gomer
Girl-shy Gomer Pyle is asked to escort Thelma Lou's homely cousin, to the Chamber of Commerce dance. Guest Star: Mary Grace Canfield
TV-G
6:30pm
Citizens Arrest
A war between Barney and Gomer erupts after Barney arrests Gomer for making an illegal U-turn.
TV-G
7:00pm
Opie and His Merry Men
Opie and his friends are taken in by a dishonest hobo while playing Robin Hood.
TV-G
7:30pm
Gomer, The House Guest
Gomer, having lost his job and living quarters in one fell swoop, takes up temporary residence in the Taylor household.
TV-G
8:00pm
Prescription for Trouble
Comedian George Lopez stars as a L.A. manufacturing plant manager attempting to deal with a tumultuous job, a strong but challenging marriage, two rebellious children and a tough mother - all with his sense of humor intact.
TV-PG
8:30pm
Friends Don't Let Friends Marry Drunks
Comedian George Lopez stars as a L.A. manufacturing plant manager attempting to deal with a tumultuous job, a strong but challenging marriage, two rebellious children and a tough mother - all with his sense of humor intact.
TV-PG
9:00pm
Recovering Pessimist
When Debra tries to change Rays pessimistic attitude about winning the Sports Writer of the Year Award, he agrees to change his ways and become more upbeat -- and suffers the downside of being the only optimist in his family.
TV-PG
9:30pm
The Dog
Ray brings home a stray bulldog that reminds him of the dog he had to give up as a boy due to his allergies, but his brother Robert bonds with the animal and the siblings then have to decide who gets to keep him.
TV-PG
10:00pm
Neighbors
When Franks late-night buzz sawing and Maries persistent meddling bother the neighborhood, they meet with Ray to discuss how hell inform his parents of their complaints.
TV-PG
10:30pm
Fascinatin' Debra
When Debra is being interviewed by a psychotherapist for a book on the American family, the doctor discovers that Ray and his family are more fascinating, in a quirky way, than she is.
TV-PG
11:00pm
Work Related
Arthur starts working at Carrie's law-firm with her. Doug and Deacon are having a prank war.
TV-PG
11:30pm
Twisted Sitters
Doug and Carrie have to watch Deacon and Kelly's kids while they are out of town. When one of the kids sees them having sex, they have to find a way to keep him from saying anything.
TV-PG