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VANESSA'S BAD GRADE (Formerly- VANESSA'S REPORT CARD

Vanessa goes to great lengths to conceal her sub-par grade on her history exam.

TV-G

9:30am

THEO AND COCKROACH

Theo and his friend Cockroach exhaust the Huxtable family's intellectual resources as they prepare for an important test on Macbeth.

TV-G

10:00am

THE DENTIST

Rudy's frightened friend Peter hides at the Huxtable house to avoid a trip to the dentist.

TV-G

10:36am

PLAY IT AGAIN, RUSSELL

The family worries that Russell is losing his musical chops after a disappointing performance with his old band.

TV-G

11:12am

A TOUCH OF WONDER

A car accident on an icy road alarms the Huxtables -- until they learn that the passenger in the other car is Stevie Wonder.

TV-G

11:48am

FULL HOUSE

An overworked and exhausted Cliff's plans for sleeping late are thwarted by his ever-present family.

TV-G

12:24pm

CLOSE TO HOME

A colleague's family problems give Cliff a renewed appreciation of his own home life.

TV-G

1:00pm

AN EARLY SPRING

As math teacher Mrs. Westlake prepares to give birth, Theo and Cockroach struggle with preparing for a tough test.

TV-G

1:30pm

THEO'S HOLIDAY

The Huxtables decide to teach Theo some lessons about money and real life.

TV-G

2:00pm

Murder, She Wrote

Death Stalks the Big Top (1)

When Jessica's niece receives a gift from her grandfather, who was thought dead, she asks her aunt to find him. Jessica follows a trail to a small-town circus beset by accidents and murder.

TV-PG

3:00pm

Murder, She Wrote

Death Stalks the Big Top (2)

Neil confesses to the crime, but Jessica believes that he didn't do it.

TV-PG

4:00pm

Murder, She Wrote

The Days Dwindle Down

Jessica investigates the case of a man recently released after a 30-year prison term for the murder of his employer.

TV-PG

5:00pm

Three on a Couch

Constant bickering causes the girls to seek help from a therapist. This prompts the girls to reminisce about times they didn't get along. The therapist's conclusion: they should not live with one another.

TV-PG

5:38pm

Charlie's Buddy

A wartime buddy of Rose's late husband arrives in Miami to see Rose. However, he has more in mind than just a friendly visit. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Blanche haggle over the same dress to wear to a social event.

TV-PG

6:16pm

The Artist

Dorothy, Blanche and Rose each secretly pose nude for a Hungarian sculptor who will unveil the statue at an art show opening at a museum. Meanwhile, Sophia brushes up on practical jokes to get back a prankster at the Senior Citizens Center.

TV-PG

6:54pm

Beards

Victoria is invited to speak on an A-list gay cruise and brings Melanie, Joy and Elka with her.

TV-PG

7:27pm

Funeral Crashers

When the dry cleaners lose Melanies favorite dress, Elka takes them funeral crashing to track it down.

TV-PG

8:00pm

Love Is Blind

Victorias daughter Emmy (Jennifer Love Hewitt) is back for a visit with some very surprising news shes engaged to Melanies son Will (Joe Jonas)!

TV-PG

8:30pm

Life With Lucci

Victorias arch nemesis Susan Lucci arrives looking for guidance now that All My Children has been cancelled.

TV-PG

9:00pm

Left Back

While discussing the possibility of having to hold Michael back for another year of preschool, Ray is shocked to discover that he too was left back when he was that age.

TV-PG

9:30pm

The Christmas Picture

Ray believes he has finally found the ultimate Christmas gift for his parents -- if nothing else, it will certainly be something they will remember forever.

TV-PG

10:00pm

What's With Robert?

When Debra raises the notion that Roberts reluctance to commit to Amy may be a result of his being gay, Ray thinks she is beyond crazy.

TV-PG

10:30pm

Bully on the Bus

Ray and Debra disagree on what to do when they learn that Ally has been bullying another child.

TV-PG

11:00pm

Departure Time

Doug and Carrie go to visit Doug's parents at the airport while they are waiting for their flight. Doug's parents give Doug a living will to sign, but Doug is upset that they marked "do not resuscitate" on everything.

TV-PG

11:36pm

Swim Neighbors

After a storm destroys their fence, Doug and Carrie's neighbors come over to try to convince them to let the fence stay down, so they can have a combined backyard.

TV-PG

12:12am

S'no Job

Doug's uncle Stu asks him to get Danny a job at IPS and Doug doesn't want Danny working there. He gets Danny the interview but convinces Supervisor O'Boyle to not hire him, then Doug feels guilty about it.

TV-PG

12:48am

Sight Gag

Doug realizes that Carrie has hated every gift he has given her. When she starts having to wear glasses again because her vision is going, he decides to get her laser eye surgery. But the problems come when Carrie ends up blind.

TV-PG

1:24am

Prodigal Son

Everyone gets on Rays case because hes doesn't go to Sunday mass.

TV-PG

2:00am

Robert's Rodeo

Ray feels tremendous guilt when he cancels plans with Robert, who then gets hurt in the line of duty.

TV-PG

2:30am

That '70s Show

I Can See For Miles

Kelso's thrilled when Brooke asks him to drive her to her doctor's appointment. Donna and Eric check out a spot for their wedding. Jackie redecorates Hyde's room. And Bob has a rather strange gift for Red.

TV-14

3:00am

That '70s Show

Sally Simpson

Kelso makes an inept attempt to fix Fez up with Suzy, a co-cadet at the police academy. And Kittys defensive when Red gets a visit from a stress management expert.

TV-14

3:32am

That '70s Show

Won't Get Fooled Again

Eric and Donna freak out when she realizes that she's missed taking a birth control pill. And Kelso and Fez aren't speaking, and Suzy tries to bring them back together.

TV-14

4:05am

Sweet Dreams

Roseanne attempts at relaxation in the bathtub are foiled by her family.

TV-G

4:43am

Dear Mom and Dad

An unannounced visit by Roseanne's parents has the Conner house in an uproar.

TV-G

5:21am

Let's Call It Quits

Roseanne has difficulty accepting the authority of her tough new supervisor at Wellman Plastics.

TV-G

6:00am

FULL HOUSE

An overworked and exhausted Cliff's plans for sleeping late are thwarted by his ever-present family.

TV-G

6:36am

CLOSE TO HOME

A colleague's family problems give Cliff a renewed appreciation of his own home life.

TV-G

7:12am

AN EARLY SPRING

As math teacher Mrs. Westlake prepares to give birth, Theo and Cockroach struggle with preparing for a tough test.

TV-G

7:48am

THEO'S HOLIDAY

The Huxtables decide to teach Theo some lessons about money and real life.

TV-G

8:24am

THE CARD GAME

Cliff's college English professor, volunteers to fill in for an important pinochle game against Cliff's father.

TV-G

9:00am

OFF TO THE RACES (Formerly- THE TRACK MEET

Cliff and his college track rival Tailwind Turner team up for a charity race and find themselves facing a former Olympic medalist.

TV-G

9:30am

DENISE'S DECISION

Denise prepares to make her final decision about where she will attend college.

TV-G

10:00am

Method Man

Victoria schemes to get to the bottom of her co-star's true intentions. Joy is still trying to fit in at college while Elka befriends the popular girls. Meanwhile, Melanie gets herself into a dishonest situation.

TV-PG

10:36am

GILFS

Melanie drives herself crazy wondering if Alec heard her confess her feelings for him. guest stars: Alan Dale, Georgia Engel, Jay Harrington, Pat Harrington

TV-PG

11:12am

A Box Full of Puppies

During a trip to the vet, Elka tries to teach Mamie how to flirt. Joy's turned on by the idea of male pet-owners - especially when a smoldering fireman walks in. Victoria's interviewed by her daughter about second acts in life.

TV-PG

11:48am

Cleveland Fantasy Con

Melanie's embroiled in an office love triangle. Joy learns a tidbit about Sean that threatens her fireman fantasy. Victoria's insecurity about dating a movie star leads her to extremes. Elka and Mamie have a run-in with the law.

TV-PG

12:24pm

Inherit the Wind

Roseanne tries her hand at telephone solicitation while trying to console Becky who has had an unfortunately loud gastric accident in front of the school council.

TV-G

1:00pm

Little Sister

Jackie reveals that she has enrolled in police academy.

TV-G

1:30pm

Guilt by Disassociation

Inexperienced Roseanne is hired for and fired from a job requiring computer experience.

TV-G

2:00pm

Somebody Stole My Gal

Roseanne feels empty-nest syndrome.

TV-G

2:36pm

House of Grown-Ups

A lonely architect who works with Dan attempts to buy the Conners' friendship.

TV-G

3:12pm

Five of a Kind

Dan's buddy Arnie kisses Roseanne, and Dan threatens that sparks will fly.

TV-G

3:48pm

BOO!

The Conner family celebrates Halloween night by pranking each other.

TV-G

4:24pm

Sweet Dreams

Roseanne attempts at relaxation in the bathtub are foiled by her family.

TV-G

5:00pm

Blanche's Little Girl

Blanche is thrilled by a visit from her daughter, Rebecca, an ex-model who has now gained quite a bit of weight. Also visiting with Rebecca is her oafish beau who constantly puts down her weight. The kicker: she's thinking of marrying him.

TV-PG

5:38pm

Dorothy's New Friend

Dorothy befriends a novelist, Barbara Thorndyke, and she quickly infringes on Dorothy's relationship with Blanche and Rose, who think Barbara is nothing but a stuck up snob.

TV-PG

6:16pm

Grab That Dough

Sophia gets tickets for "Grab That Dough". However, she used her Sicilian mailing address instead of her own. The girls rush over to California just to make the taping.

TV-PG

6:54pm

My Brother, My Father

Sophia's brother, Angelo, a priest, is coming to Miami for a visit and he doesn't know Dorothy and Stan are divorced. So in order to spare his feelings, Sophia convinces Dorothy and Stan to pretend to be married. Meanwhile, Rose and Blanche prepare to star in a play, The Sound of Music.

TV-PG

7:27pm

And Ma Makes Three

Feeling sorry for a lonely Sophia, Dorothy allows her to come along on a date with her and Dorothy's latest beau. However, pretty soon Sophia begins tagging along on every date which puts a rift in Dorothy's romantic plans.

TV-PG

8:00pm

Larceny and Old Lace

Sophia's latest boyfriend, Rocco claims to have been involved in the mob, so when the girls discover a bag of Rocco's with thousands of dollars in it, they assume he robbed a bank. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Blanche sneak a peak at Rose's diary.

TV-PG

8:30pm

Blanche's Little Girl

Blanche is thrilled by a visit from her daughter, Rebecca, an ex-model who has now gained quite a bit of weight. Also visiting with Rebecca is her oafish beau who constantly puts down her weight. The kicker: she's thinking of marrying him.

TV-PG

9:00pm

You Gotta Have Hope

Dorothy is in charge of a hospital charity show and things aren't going her way. She can't find any talent for the talent show and her emcee has just cancelled. Rose's solution for her problem makes things worse when the girls scour Miami in hopes of getting Bob Hope to perform in the show.

TV-PG

9:30pm

Old Friends

Sophia befriends an old man on the boardwalk whom she becomes quick friends with. However, his strange behavior signals that he has a medical condition, Alzheimer's disease. Meanwhile, Blanche accidentally gives away Rose's teddy bear at a garage sale.

TV-PG

10:00pm

Bring Up Baby

Rose is shocked to learn that in her late-uncle's will he left her his "Baby". However she is quickly delighted to learn the "baby" is a pig but delighted is not a word to describe Dorothy, Blanche and Sophia, at least not until they learn that when Baby dies Rose gets a large sum of money.

TV-PG

10:30pm

A Little Romance

Rose has been dating Dr. Jonathan Newman and begins to think their relationship is leading to the altar. However she begins to have second thoughts especially since he's a midget.

TV-PG

11:00pm

S'no Job

Doug's uncle Stu asks him to get Danny a job at IPS and Doug doesn't want Danny working there. He gets Danny the interview but convinces Supervisor O'Boyle to not hire him, then Doug feels guilty about it.

TV-PG

11:30pm