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This hit TV Land sitcom features three glamorous L.A. ladies who find Cleveland can be a great place to meet men. Starring Valerie Bertinelli, Wendie Malick, Jane Leeves and Betty White.

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The Golden Girls

The two-time Emmy award-winning show comes is on TV Land seven nights a week! Laugh more with Dorothy, Sophia, Rose, and Blanche!

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Everybody Loves Raymond

Everybody Loves Raymond

Watch the battling Barones! This groundbreaking sitcom shows how it's the little things in life that send you spiraling out of control.

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Time Show Episode
8:00am
Remember the Alimony
Rob and Laura recall the time they filled in an application for a $10 divorce. Bernie Kopell guest-stars.
TV-G
8:30am
Dear Sally Rogers
Sally advertises for a husband on a national television show as a gag and is flooded with fan mail.
TV-G
9:00am
Lucy Wants New Furniture
Lucy buys some furniture against Ricky's orders and is forced to pay for it out of her own allowance.
TV-G
9:30am
The Camping Trip
Lucy and Ethel come to the conclusion that good marriages are based on mutual interests.
TV-G
10:00am
Andy and Helen Have Their Day
Andy and Helen have an awful time while trying to enjoy a picnic, thanks to the one and only Barney Fife.
TV-G
10:30am
Three Wishes for Opie
Superstitious Barney believes that the spirit of Count Istvan Teleky is the reason that wishes are coming true in Mayberry.
TV-G
11:00am
Otis Sues the County
Otis hires a shyster attorney after he trips and falls while exiting his jail cell.
TV-G
11:30am
Lynott
A one-time marshal saves Matt Dillon's life and agrees to fill in for Matt when the lawman's wounds confine him to bed.
TV-G
12:40pm
Lijah
A hanging-minded jury sits in judgment of Lijah, a stern, silent mountain man accused of three wanton slayings.
TV-G
1:50pm
Traflon
Marshal Dillon determines to catch a cold-eyed gunslinger who has killed a sheriff and a priest in a small Kansas town.
TV-G
3:00pm
The Legacy
Ben sets out after poachers on his own and when only his horse returns with blood on the saddle, his sons assume hes been killed and go after the men they think are responsible.
TV-PG
4:00pm
Hoss And The Leprechauns
Hoss comes to the rescue of a little man being pursued by a bear.
TV-PG
5:09pm
Henry, Please Come Home
Henry is transferred to Tokyo for administrative duty, which leaves Frank in charge of the camp.
TV-PG
5:46pm
I Hate A Mystery
When Hawkeye is accused of stealing from the 4077, he conducts his own investigation into the crime spree.
TV-PG
6:23pm
Germ Warfare
Hawkeye and Trapper steal a pint of Frank's blood, and things quickly get more complicated.
TV-PG
7:00pm
Flying Sauces
The K&B Construction guys are invited on Tool Time to show how to make hot gourmet meals while on the job site.
TV-G
7:30pm
Bubble, Bubble, Toil & Trouble
Tim decides to put in another sink in the bathroom so his shaving junk won't be in Jill's way, but the project takes longer than he expects.
TV-G
8:00pm
Two Girls and a Rhino
When Joy and Elka learn that their combined scents is an aphrodisiac for the nearly extinct Black Rhinos, theyre forced to live together at the Cleveland zoo until the species is saved.
TV-PG
8:30pm
Three Men and a Maybe
Holly rushes to look for sperm donors when she finds out her biological clock is rounding midnight. The guys pledge to find her the perfect matchand who could be more perfect than themselves?.
TV-PG
9:00pm
Robert's Divorce
While out for a family dinner, the Barones spot Roberts ex-wife, which prompts them to reminisce about the demise of his marriage.
TV-PG
9:30pm
Wallpaper
Ray finally reaches the breaking point with his parents and kicks them out of his house.
TV-PG
10:00pm
Meant to Be
Robert finds himself in the most unlikely position of having to choose one of three women girlfriend Amy, ex-wife Joanne or Italian bombshell Stefania to share the future with him.
TV-PG
10:30pm
Pet Cemetery
Ray inadvertently commits "petslaughter" on Ally's hamster while Debra and the kids are away for the weekend.
TV-PG
11:00pm
No Retreat
Carrie and Doug go to her company's retreat, and Carrie, hoping to impress the firm's partners, encourages Doug to be friendly with them, which Doug finds difficult.
TV-PG
11:36pm
Oxy Moron
When Doug's first instinct is to use an oxygen mask - released accidentally during a plane landing - for himself instead of allowing Carrie to use it, she is upset, and he tries to prove that he would be willing to risk his life to save her. Spence looks for a new place to live when his rent is raised again and is surprised when Danny doesn't want to live with him.
TV-PG
Friday, May 24
12:12am
Ticker Treat
Arthur forbids Halloween to be celebrated in the house, and Doug, fed up with Arthur's demands, defiantly decorates the house with Halloween decorations, which scares Arthur into the hospital.
TV-PG
12:48am
Lyin' Hearted
As Arthur is about to have his surgery he asks Carrie to bring him his sleep mask. When she is digging through his stuff looking for it she finds an old letter from Florida State saying she got into college. She never saw the letter before and starts to resent her father.
TV-PG
1:24am
Yes, We Have No Havanas
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TV-PG
2:00am
The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo
This episode does a study in contrast, Sophia's busy day to Blanche, Dorothy and Rose's lazy day. While Sophia, organizes a band to raise money, volunteers at the hospital and battles return policies at the supermarket, Blanche, Dorothy and Rose sit around discussing what they should do that's constructive.
TV-PG
2:30am
The One That Got Away
Blanche is determined to sleep with the one man who has refused her once in the past. Meanwhile, Rose claims to have seen a UFO and gets the Air Force involved.
TV-PG
3:00am
Sparks
All hell breaks lose when Eric accidentally tears Donna's wedding dress and when Red takes the money meant for Eric's present and buys a canoe.
TV-14
3:30am
My Wife
When Donna rents a trailer for herself and Eric, Eric thinks that staying in Point Place after theyre married may be a big mistake.
TV-14
4:00am
An Officer and a Gentleman
When Roseanne is called away, Jackie impresses Dan and the kids with her homemaking skills.
TV-G
4:30am
Born to Be Wild
The Conners resurrect their old bike.
TV-PG
5:00am
THEO'S FLIGHT
Theo and Cockroach decide that their main purpose in life is to fly.
TV-G
5:30am
VANESSA'S RICH
When Vanessa is accepted into the pep squad, her family's wealth causes her to be labeled a stuck-up rich girl.
TV-G
6:00am
When Vanessa is accepted into the pep squad, her family's wealth causes her to be labeled a stuck-up rich girl.
TV-G
6:30am
When Vanessa is accepted into the pep squad, her family's wealth causes her to be labeled a stuck-up rich girl.
TV-G
7:00am
When Vanessa is accepted into the pep squad, her family's wealth causes her to be labeled a stuck-up rich girl.
TV-G
7:30am
When Vanessa is accepted into the pep squad, her family's wealth causes her to be labeled a stuck-up rich girl.
TV-G
8:00am
Poker Face
Elaine and Alan struggle to find the right balance of togetherness in their new relationship. When Elaine tags along with Alan on his weekly poker night, Alan finds himself stuck. Brandon helps out David when he discovers David is bluffing about a job.
TV-PG
8:30am
The Dates
Alan and Elaine visit a couples therapist to help them navigate their new relationship, and they are each charged with planning the perfect date for one another. Meanwhile, David tries living with Amy but they soon find out they're more like their parents than they think.
TV-PG
9:00am
A Kiss is Just a Kiss
When Fran suspects her best friends man of hitting on her, shes left with a decision that may tarnish their friendship.Guest star: Lou Diamond Phillips, Renee Taylor
TV-PG
9:30am
Torn Between Two Lovetts
Charles Shaughnessy guest stars as a famous author who takes a liking to Peter and Fran.
TV-PG
10:00am
Barney Fife, Realtor
Barney tries to earn some extra money by becoming a real estate agent.
TV-G
10:30am
Goober Takes a Car Apart
Andy wishes he had not allowed Goober to run the courthouse in his absence.
TV-G
11:00am
The Rehabilitation Otis
After an argument with Barney, Otis decides to do his drinking elsewhere.
TV-G
11:30am
The Bullet Part 1
Matt Dillon, bushwhacked, will either die or become paralyzed unless a bullet is removed from an area near his spine.
TV-G
12:40pm
The Bullet Part 2
Festus and Newly overpower outlaws transferring stolen gold from a train to a wagon and head off with the wagon and the gold.
TV-G
1:50pm
The Bullet Part 3
Doc Adams faces a critical decision as to whether he should personally operate on the gravely wounded Marshal Dillon.
TV-G
3:00pm
The Prime Of Life
Ben is driven to complete a contract and soon regrets his relentlessness when one of his men is killed in an accident.
TV-PG
4:00pm
The Lila Conrad Story
Joe and Adam are accompanying Judge Knowlton and his wife to Virginia City when Joe finds Lila Conrad hiding in his wagon.
TV-PG
5:00pm
Edwina
The nurses take a celibacy vow until someone goes on a date with lonely nurse Eddie (Edwina), and Hawkeye draws the short straw.
TV-PG
5:30pm
Love Story
Radar gets a dreaded "Dear John" letter, and Hawkeye and Trapper look to help him rebound.
TV-PG
6:00pm
Tuttle
Hawkeye and Trapper talk Radar into helping them invent a fictitious Capt. Tuttle, and the little lie only gets bigger.
TV-PG
6:32pm
Reach Out and Teach Someone
Tim decides to do a Tool Time special for women to teach plumbing. After being called an idiot by Randy, Brad worries that he will do bad on a test.
TV-G
7:05pm
Yule Better Watch Out
Tim competes in the neighborhood Christmas light competition.
TV-G
7:43pm
The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo
This episode does a study in contrast, Sophia's busy day to Blanche, Dorothy and Rose's lazy day. While Sophia, organizes a band to raise money, volunteers at the hospital and battles return policies at the supermarket, Blanche, Dorothy and Rose sit around discussing what they should do that's constructive.
TV-PG
8:21pm
The One That Got Away
Blanche is determined to sleep with the one man who has refused her once in the past. Meanwhile, Rose claims to have seen a UFO and gets the Air Force involved.
TV-PG
9:00pm
The Author
The competition for attention between Ray and Robert reaches an all-time high with the brothers ending up in a fight.
TV-PG
9:30pm
The Walk to the Door
Ray is mortified when he meets a girl he dated 25 years earlier and one he believes he treated with disrespect.
TV-PG
10:00pm
Young Girl
All hell breaks loose when Robert starts dating a girl half his age.
TV-PG
10:30pm
Fighting In-Laws
While celebrating Thanksgiving, Debra discovers that her seemingly contented parents are really not very happy with each other.
TV-PG
11:00pm
Ticker Treat
Arthur forbids Halloween to be celebrated in the house, and Doug, fed up with Arthur's demands, defiantly decorates the house with Halloween decorations, which scares Arthur into the hospital.
TV-PG
11:36pm
Lyin' Hearted
As Arthur is about to have his surgery he asks Carrie to bring him his sleep mask. When she is digging through his stuff looking for it she finds an old letter from Florida State saying she got into college. She never saw the letter before and starts to resent her father.
TV-PG