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My Brother, My Father
Sophia's brother Angelo, a priest, comes to visit and doesn't know Dorothy and Stan are divorced. To spare his feelings, Sophia has Dorothy and Stan pretend to be married. Rose and Blanche prepare to star in The Sound of Music.
Christmas for the Conners bring more than the usual holiday cheer and festivities, it also brings a wedding. Guest Stars: Mariel Hemingway, June Lockhart, Milton Berle
Out of the Past
While Nana Mary amuses Roseanne and Jackie with a box of their childhood treasures, Dan and his pals reluctantly play poker with Leon and Scott. Guest Star: Shelley Winters
YOU ONLY HURT THE ONE YOU LOVE
When Theo and Rudy play wildly in the house, Vanessa warns them that someone is bound to get hurt. Theo doesn't listen, though, and Rudy ends up with a bruise on her face. What will happen when Clair and Cliff find out?
Clair and Denise attend a bridal shower for Denise's girlfriend. And, while the mood is festive, Denise confides in her mother that she is worried for her friend, who is marrying at a young age and is pregnant.
CLIFF'S 50TH BIRTHDAY
Family & friends help celebrate Cliff’s 50th Birthday. Denise & Sondra come home from college to join the festivities and try to make Cliff feel young by pointing out things that are older than Dad. Clair throws Cliff a party.
I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW
Theo receives a package of practical jokes in the mail. When Cliff is out, Sondra and Elvin visit the family to announce their engagement. Wanting to trick Cliff, the family decides to use the exciting news to play a prank.