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Time Show Episode
6:00am
The Dinner Party
Fran and Maxwell are excited about being invited to a high society dinner, only to discover that they are being made fun of behind their backs.
TV-PG
6:36am
Homie-Work
Fran recommends someone for the lead in Maxwell’s new show, only to then discover he’s a real loser.
TV-PG
7:12am
The Reunion Show
A trip to her high school reunion leaves Fran with second thoughts about getting married .
TV-PG
7:48am
Immaculate Conception
An illegitimate sister comes forward to claim the Sheffield family fortune.
TV-PG
8:24am
The Pre-Nup
The wedding is jeopardized when Maxwell demands that Fran sign a pre-nuptial agreement.
TV-PG
9:00am
Not Without My Nanny
Fran and Grace visit a Middle Eastern prince and his family.
TV-PG
9:36am
The Engagement
Maxwell asks Fran to get married.
TV-PG
10:12am
The Dinner Party
Fran and Maxwell are excited about being invited to a high society dinner, only to discover that they are being made fun of behind their backs.
TV-PG
10:48am
Grab That Dough
Sophia gets tickets for "Grab That Dough," so the girls travel to California to compete on the game show.
TV-PG
11:24am
My Brother, My Father
Sophia's brother Angelo, a priest, comes to visit and doesn't know Dorothy and Stan are divorced. To spare his feelings, Sophia has Dorothy and Stan pretend to be married. Rose and Blanche prepare to star in The Sound of Music.
TV-PG
12:00pm
And Ma Makes Three
Feeling sorry for a lonely Sophia, Dorothy allows her to come along on a date with her latest beau. However, pretty soon Sophia begins tagging along on every date, which puts a rift in Dorothy's romantic plans.
TV-PG
12:36pm
Larceny and Old Lace
Sophia's latest boyfriend, Rocco, claims to have been involved in the mob, so when the girls discover Rocco's bag has thousands of dollars in it, they assume he robbed a bank. Dorothy and Blanche sneak a peek at Rose's diary.
TV-PG
1:12pm
Rose's Big Adventure
Rose's latest boyfriend has just retired and she is ready to spend a whole lot more time with him, but his retirement quickly turns him into a couch potato. Meanwhile, the girls deal with remodeling the garage into a guest room.
TV-PG
1:48pm
Of Mice and Dan
Dan questions the meaning of his life when the band he used to sing with returns to town. Roseanne feels guilty that Dan left to be with her and gets him a little stage time to relive that time.
TV-G
2:24pm
Direct to Video
The family makes a video for Jerry to watch on his 16th birthday. Becky and Darlene find Dan and Roseanne's love letters. D.J. is angry when he discovers his baby book is not filled out.
TV-G
3:00pm
December Bride
Roseanne offers to plan Scott and Leon's wedding, creating such a spectacle that Leon gets angry and cancels the ceremony. He and Roseanne have a heart-to-heart and it turns out he has cold feet.
TV-PG
3:30pm
The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract
Jackie is a better salesperson when she and Roseanne get jobs in a grocery store. Jealous, Roseanne starts a food fight. Dan and David fight over D.J. looking up to Mark, resulting in David deciding to move out.
TV-G
4:00pm
The White Sheep of the Family
Roseanne's Aunt Harriet leaves her several hundred dollars and she takes the family out to a fancy dinner. Darlene shows up, alienating her family with job news, which agitates Dan. D.J. buys a trombone with his money.
TV-G
4:30pm
Becky Howser, M.D.
Becky's feeling depressed and Mark invites the Conners over, which blows up in his face. She decides to go back to school, angering Mark, who blames Roseanne for interfering. Meanwhile, David looks for a job and an apartment.
TV-G
5:00pm
Out of the Past
A visit from Nana Mary and a box of toys from Jackie and Roseanne's childhood brings up old memories. Becky and Darlene cook Bev a birthday dinner. Roseanne invites Scott and Leon to Dan's poker party.
TV-G
5:30pm
Construction Junction
Dan is torn between the security of his job, and the possibility of making big bucks as part of his friends' construction crew. Jackie becomes addicted to the internet. Later, Dan and his friends celebrate their new job.
TV-G
6:00pm
108
An un-tanning machine that takes away your tan. Customers are charged an in-store purchase fee. A man asks passersby to make change for a dime.
TV-PG
7:00pm
YOU ONLY HURT THE ONE YOU LOVE
When Theo and Rudy play wildly in the house, Vanessa warns them that someone is bound to get hurt. Theo doesn't listen, though, and Rudy ends up with a bruise on her face. What will happen when Clair and Cliff find out?
TV-G
7:30pm
THE SHOWER
Clair and Denise attend a bridal shower for Denise's girlfriend. And, while the mood is festive, Denise confides in her mother that she is worried for her friend, who is marrying at a young age and is pregnant.
TV-G
8:00pm
CLIFF'S 50TH BIRTHDAY
Family & friends help celebrate Cliff’s 50th Birthday. Denise & Sondra come home from college to join the festivities and try to make Cliff feel young by pointing out things that are older than Dad. Clair throws Cliff a party.
TV-G
8:36pm
I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW
Theo receives a package of practical jokes in the mail. When Cliff is out, Sondra and Elvin visit the family to announce their engagement. Wanting to trick Cliff, the family decides to use the exciting news to play a prank.
TV-G
9:12pm
Hero Worship
Doug's uncle offers to fund a sandwich shop for Doug which has always been his dream. Carrie thinks it is a bad idea and has to find a way to stop Doug. Guest Star: Gavin MacLeod
TV-PG
9:48pm
Screwed Driver
Carrie is out of town while Doug's parents are over. Doug has to take a test for IPS to make sure he is a safe driver, but fails & soon his mother starts running his life. Meanwhile, Arthur tries to get rich with a silly scheme.
TV-PG
10:24pm
Lush Life
Carrie has started going out for drinks after work with her friends and is coming home nicer than usual. When she gets in a fight with them, Doug realizes it is over, so he starts giving her alcohol at home to make her happier.
TV-PG
11:00pm
Patrons Ain't
Carrie and Doug realize they haven't been very charitable in their life so they donate to Deacon's son's school. When they're credited as giving less than they gave, they wonder if they should speak up. Guest Star: Marla Gibbs
TV-PG
11:36pm
Frank Goes Downstairs
After hurting themselves during a tryst, Ray and Debra lie about their injuries, saying they fell down the stairs. When Frank hears their tale, he runs home for the toolbox to repair the "broken" stairs.
TV-PG