Volunteers in Denver sample what they believe is marijuana, but the "buzz" they claim to feel is from pure water vapor. Drivers are stopped for going 8 MPH in a 5 MPH zone. At diner, a guy dunks his donut in strangers' coffee.
A store in Arizona refuses service to straight customers, and employees at a supermarket in Connecticut are traded to a rival store. Baseball great Reggie Jackson is a surprise guest at a dry cleaning shop. Guest star: Reggie Jackson
Carnie Wilson (Wilson Phillips) plays a hilariously nervous tattoo artist. Patrons at a New York restaurant are served dishes which are entirely foam. Golfers get frustrated when balls magically fall off the tee. Guest star: Carnie Wilson
Doug and Carrie go to a movie with Kelly while Deacon watches the kids. While at the movies, Carrie finds a co-worker who likes Kelly. Kelly decides to go on a date with him, and Deacon asks Doug to help him win his wife back.
Doug and Carrie go to visit Doug's parents at the airport while they are waiting for their flight. Doug's parents give Doug a living will to sign, but Doug is upset that they marked "do not resuscitate" on everything.