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Time Show Episode
9:00am
The Darlings are Coming
An eccentric musical mountain family descends into Mayberry to welcome home a soon-to-be member of the clan. Guest Star: Denver Pyle, The Dillards
TV-G
9:30am
Barney's First Car
Barney purchases his first car from a kindly little lady. Neither the car nor its former owner are as advertised. Guest Star: Alan Melvin, Jim Nabors, Ellen Corby
TV-G
10:08am
Branded
Walker's investigation of a ring of cattle thieves is sabotaged by an insider.
TV-PG
11:19am
The Noose
A young drifter kidnaps Kitty and holds her captive in a ghost town to lure Doc Adams, Festus, and Matt to the area.
TV-G
12:30pm
Night Of Reckoning
Joe finds Don Buckler seriously wounded and takes him home to care for him.
TV-PG
1:40pm
False Witness
After delivering a herd of cattle to Mr. Haskel, Joe is in town to collect payment.
TV-PG
2:50pm
Lost Boys
Carlos's nephew is implicated in a cop killing when the murder weapon is stashed in his room by an underling of the killer.
TV-PG
4:00pm
Special Witness
A Special Olympian witnesses the stabbing of Trent by an assassin hired to prevent his testimony. Deion Sanders has a cameo.
TV-PG
5:00pm
The Principal
A high-school principle suspects a faculty member is behind a surge in drugs on campus, but the bust of a supplier puts the blame elsewhere, until the administrator sees a teacher distributing the product to his student salesman
TV-PG
6:00pm
The Pickle Story
Andy, Barney and Opie find themselves in a real pickle when they pretend to love Aunt Bee's homemade kerosene cucumbers.
TV-G
6:30pm
Barney and the Choir
Barney joins the Mayberry choir, which isn't exactly music to his fellow choir members' ears.
TV-G
7:00pm
Barney and the Cave Rescue
Barney comes to the rescue when he believes Andy and Helen are trapped in Lost Lover's Cave.
TV-G
7:30pm
Barney's Physical
Barney has one week to gain 7 lbs. and grow one full inch in order to meet the new civil service weight and height requirements.
TV-G
8:00pm
105
Freestyle rappers in New York are prompted with non-existent words, and an apartment in Chicago seems like a great bargain, but there’s no bathroom.
TV-PG
9:00pm
Tangled Web
The ladies escape to a lake house after Victoria sets loose a poisonous spider belonging to her ex-husband. Guest Stars: Steven Weber
TV-PG
9:30pm
Queasy Rider
Doug gets a motorcycle, which causes a fight. Doug sells the motorcycle and tells Carrie he sold it because of her, but really he decided he hates it, and Carrie feels guilty.
TV-PG
10:00pm
Female Problems
Carrie doesn't have many friends, so Doug finds her one, but then Carrie starts spending too much time with her.
TV-PG
10:30pm
Assaulted Nuts
Doug is goofing off at work, and ends up with a staple in his "area". He has to suffer through the pain while at a meeting with a banker because of an argument with Carrie.
TV-PG
11:00pm
105
Freestyle rappers in New York are prompted with non-existent words, and an apartment in Chicago seems like a great bargain, but there’s no bathroom.
TV-PG