Time Show Episode
6:00am
The Taxman Cometh
Fran arranges a reunion between Maxwell and his estranged father, James.
TV-PG
6:36am
An Affair to Dismember
As Fran wonders what to do about her flagging love life, Maxwell’s handsome younger brother proposes marriage.
TV-PG
7:12am
Tattoo
Maxwell is aroused after learning that Fran has a secret tattoo.
TV-PG
7:48am
The Car Show
Fran enters a beauty contest to win a car for Maggie’s birthday.
TV-PG
8:24am
Hurricane Fran
Fran decides on a holiday vacation away from the Sheffields, only to find herself caught in a hurricane.
TV-PG
9:00am
Danny's Dead and Who's Got the Will?
The death of Fran’s ex-fiancee prompt concern about her future.
TV-PG
9:36am
Kissing Cousins
Fran’s finds the perfect new boyfriend, only to discover that he’s also her cousin.
TV-PG
10:12am
The Fifth Wheel
At the advice of her therapist, Fran is determined to rid her life of men.
TV-PG
10:48am
The Nose Knows
Maxwell suspects Fran’s therapist is pushing her into an affair.
TV-PG
11:24am
The Bank Robbery
Fran and Sylvia are taken hostage in a Valentine’s Day bank robbery.
TV-PG
12:00pm
The Flu
A week before an awards ceremony, Blanche, Dorothy and Rose each come down with a nasty flu, which compounds their arguing over who will win a prestigious award.
TV-PG
12:36pm
Job Hunting
Rose loses her job at the grief center and begins searching for other sources of work. Meanwhile, Blanche tries to lose a few pounds and Dorothy is excited when a man she once had a crush on contacts her and asks her out.
TV-PG
1:12pm
Blind Ambitions
Rose's sister, Lily must deal with life as a blind person after recently losing her sight. Meanwhile, the girls hold a garage sale in order to buy a new TV but find it hard to part with things.
TV-PG
1:48pm
Big Daddy
Blanche's father, Big Daddy, visits and announces he's sold the family plantation and is setting out to become a country singer. Sophia places a "curse" on a neighbor who won’t remove his tree that fell onto the lanai.
TV-PG
2:24pm
Stressed to Kill
Roseanne tries to do the impossible: give up smoking cold turkey while working two jobs and getting virtually no support from her loving family! Also, Becky gets into big trouble for helping Darlene write a paper for school.
TV-G
3:00pm
Thanksgiving 1991
Roseanne doesn't believe her mother's excuse for why her father isn't attending Thanksgiving dinner.
TV-Y7
3:36pm
Kansas City, Here We Come
Jackie is determined to meet the woman her father has been having an affair with for twenty years. Becky's job causes problems with school, Mark, and Dan.
TV-PG
4:12pm
Bingo
Roseanne's obsession with Bingo tetters on the line of a gambling addiction. Dan and the kids stumble through babysitting Crystal's son.
TV-PG
4:48pm
The Bowling Show
Scrambling to keep their bowling team out of last place gives rise to some unexpected competition between teammates Arnie and Dan. Meanwhile, Roseanne feels left out when Jackie strikes up a friendship with Nancy.
TV-G
5:24pm
The Back Story
Roseanne's is bedridden due to back pain. Her mother decides to move in until she is better.
TV-G
6:00pm
PHYSICIAN OF THE YEAR
Cliff is to be honored with a "Physician of the Year" Award, but on the night of the banquet, Cliff is delayed in the hospital delivery room. A proud Theo accepts the award for his father. Sheldon Leonard guest stars.
TV-G
6:30pm
JITTERBUG BREAK (Formerly: THE DANCE SHOW
Before a night out with Clair, Cliff shows off dance moves at home. Denise claims Cliff’s footwork is boring. To show Denise & friends what dancing is really about, Cliff invites friends over to teach the teens the jitterbug.
TV-G
7:00pm
THEO AND THE JOINT (Formerly- THE JOINT
Cliff and Clair are concerned when they find a marijuana cigarette in Theo's schoolbook. Theo is upset that someone has planted the joint in his book, so he goes out of his way to find the culprit who set him up.
TV-G
7:36pm
VANESSA'S NEW CLASS
Vanessa is confident that her science project will bring her the usual top honors she expects, until she discovers that the other students in her new advanced-placement class are much more competitive than she thought.
TV-G
8:12pm
CLAIR'S CASE
Sondra is ripped off by an auto mechanic, and Clair goes to court to right the wrong. While Clair is preparing her court case, Cliff plays family chef and cooks up some rather bizarre concoctions for dinner.
TV-G
8:48pm
White Collar
Doug's supervisor is in the hospital and Doug is temporarily promoted to his position. Doug ends up hating working behind a desk and misses his truck. But the supervisor dies and Doug is stuck.
TV-PG
9:24pm
Rayny Day
Ray asks Doug to go golfing but Doug has plans with Richie. Doug cancels and tells Richie to come over later but a storm traps the guys at the club. Guest Stars: Ray Romano, Doris Roberts
TV-PG
10:00pm
Train Wreck
Doug has a hot woman as a trainee and he is upset that this is not making Carrie jealous. Arthur has to find a way to change the date of death on his pre-purchased tombstone so the first numbers are 20 and not 19.
TV-PG
10:30pm
Where's Poppa?
Arthur is always getting in the way of Doug and Carrie's fun so they decide to try to pawn him off on somebody for a weekend.
TV-PG
11:00pm
Whose Side Are You On
After realizing that Debra places bets with the kids on his questionable behavior traits, Ray is disgusted that his own children now think hes a "doof."
TV-PG
11:36pm
Lateness
When Debra assures Ray shell be on time for an important awards dinner, Ray hopes for the best and waits for her.
TV-PG