Time Show Episode
6:00am
Ship of Fran's
Maxwell arranges for everyone to join Fran on a Caribbean cruise.
TV-PG
6:36am
The Cradle Robbers
Ordered to discourage Maggie from seeing an older guy, Fran suddenly finds herself dating his best friend.
TV-PG
7:12am
The Bird's Nest
Brighton faces a year at military school unless he improves his grades at school.
TV-PG
7:48am
The Rosie Show
Fran is hired as a regular on The Rosie O’Donnell Show.
TV-PG
8:24am
Freida Needa Man
Fran’s Aunt Freida arrives at the Sheffields after being evicted.
TV-PG
9:00am
Me and Mrs. Joan
Fran arranges a reunion between Maxwell and his estranged father, James.
TV-PG
9:36am
The Taxman Cometh
Fran arranges a reunion between Maxwell and his estranged father, James.
TV-PG
10:12am
An Affair to Dismember
As Fran wonders what to do about her flagging love life, Maxwell’s handsome younger brother proposes marriage.
TV-PG
10:48am
Tattoo
Maxwell is aroused after learning that Fran has a secret tattoo.
TV-PG
11:24am
The Car Show
Fran enters a beauty contest to win a car for Maggie’s birthday.
TV-PG
12:00pm
A Little Romance
Rose has been dating Dr. Jonathan Newman and begins to think their relationship is leading to the altar. However she begins to have second thoughts especially since he's a midget.
TV-PG
12:36pm
That Was No Lady
Dorothy latest boyfriend, Glen, shocks her when he reveals he's married. She surprises herself when she finds herself sneaking around to be with him. Blanche unloads her old car on Rose in order to buy a new one.
TV-PG
1:12pm
In a Bed of Rose's
Late one evening, Rose brings a man home and they spend the night together. However, in the morning she finds that he has passed away. Even worse, she later discovers he was married.
TV-PG
1:48pm
The Truth Will Out
Rose is apprehensive about a visit from her daughter and granddaughter, since their reason for coming is to settle Rose's late-husband's will. Meanwhile, Blanche gets caught up in the tabloids of a society murder.
TV-PG
2:24pm
Vegas Interruptus
Becky and Darlene plan a house party during their parents' Vegas trip. After a change of schedule at work, Roseanne must choose between canceling the trip or losing her job.
TV-G
3:00pm
Her Boyfriend's Back
Roseanne and Dan have reached their limit with Becky over her rebellious relationship with Mark.
TV-G
3:30pm
Troubles with the Rubbles
Well-off neighbors move in next to Roseanne, causing her to question her means, taste, and abilities as a mother.
TV-G
4:00pm
Second Time Around
The Conners anticipate a baby boom as Roseanne helps Crystal get ready for her childbirth classes. Also Dan has a near-miss accident at work that causes a worried D.J. to follow Dan wherever he goes.
TV-G
4:30pm
Dances WIth Darlene
Much to Darlene's chagrin, the whole family fusses over her when she gets asked to her first school dance.
TV-G
5:00pm
Scenes from a Barbecue
Shelley Winters guest-stars as Roseanne's grandmother, Mary, whose wisecracking personality charms everyone, so much so that Roseanne begs Mary to stay with the Conners - permanently.
TV-G
5:30pm
The Pied Piper of Lanford
Just as Dan and Roseanne have committed themselves to opening a new business with their old friend, Ziggy, an unexpected development leaves them in a very sticky situation.
TV-G
6:00pm
PILOT PRESENTATION
Theo brings home a poor report card. Much to Cliff's dismay, Denise goes on a date with Rafael, an older man who's a former merchant marine. Cliff & Clair's plans for a quiet night are ruined when Vanessa & Rudy can't sleep.
TV-G
6:30pm
GOODBYE MR. FISH
When Rudy's goldfish dies, Cliff struggles over how to break the bad news to her. Cliff wants to hold a formal funeral in the bathroom, but the rest of the family has other ideas about the proper site for the "memorial."
TV-G
7:00pm
BAD DREAMS
Cliff forbids ten-year-old Vanessa to see a scary movie; though he allows older brother Theo to go. Vanessa sneaks out to see the movie anyway, but soon begins having nightmares. Now she insists on sleeping with Cliff & Clair.
TV-G
7:36pm
IS THAT MY BOY?
Cliff is thrilled that Theo will continue the family tradition as a member of the football team. Elated when his son asks to see some of his old moves, his delight turns to disappointment when he sees that Theo is terrible!
TV-G
8:12pm
A SHIRT STORY
Theo's plans to impress a date by wearing an expensive designer shirt are ruined when Cliff forces him to return the purchase. But Denise comes to the rescue when she offers to make Theo an exact copy for a third of the price.
TV-G
8:48pm
Cello, Goodbye
Doug begins to wonder why Carrie would ever settle for a pathetic guy like him when Carrie starts doing well at work.
TV-PG
9:24pm
Paternal Affairs
Arthur wants to go out with Doug's aunt Sheila, and Doug is bothered by this, because he wants Sheila to go back to his uncle.
TV-PG
10:00pm
The Rock
A jeweler offers way more money for Carrie's ring than Doug originally paid, and they debate whether to sell it.
TV-PG
10:30pm
Road Rayge
Doug gets caught helping Ray Barone on a driving test and loses his license for a week. Guest Stars: Ray Romano, Brad Garrett, Peter Boyle
TV-PG
11:00pm
Marie's Vision
While Raymond, Robert and Frank don't want to bring up the fact that Marie is having vision trouble, Debra decides to level with her and suggests she visit an eye doctor.
TV-PG
11:36pm
The Thought That Counts
When Raymond lies and tells Debra that he's already bought her an incredibly thoughtful Christmas present, he frantically tries to figure out what to get.
TV-PG