Time Show Episode
6:00am
The Hockey Show
Fran’s date with a highly superstitious hockey star sours after he claims she’s a jinx.
TV-PG
6:36am
That's Midlife
The combination of a bad review and losing to Fran on the tennis court plunges Maxwell into a mid-life crisis.
TV-PG
7:12am
The Cantor Show
Fran’s attempt to impress a handsome cantor at her mother’s temple backfires when he’s suddenly made the star in Maxwell’s latest musical.
TV-PG
7:48am
Green Card
Maxwell is upset when Fran falls for Brighton’s handsome French tutor.
TV-PG
8:24am
Ship of Fran's
Maxwell arranges for everyone to join Fran on a Caribbean cruise.
TV-PG
9:00am
A Pup in Paris (Part 1)
A mix-up ends with Fran joining Maxwell on a romantic trip to Paris.
TV-PG
9:30am
The Tart with Heart (Part 2)
Upon returning from Paris, Maxwell takes back his loving words to Fran.
TV-PG
10:00am
The Cradle Robbers
Ordered to discourage Maggie from seeing an older guy, Fran suddenly finds herself dating his best friend.
TV-PG
10:36am
The Bird's Nest
Brighton faces a year at military school unless he improves his grades at school.
TV-PG
11:12am
That's Midlife
The combination of a bad review and losing to Fran on the tennis court plunges Maxwell into a mid-life crisis.
TV-PG
11:48am
The Triangle
Dorothy’s date, Dr. Elliot Clayton, makes a pass at Blanche. Dorothy doesn't believe it when Blanche tells her about it, so Blanche orders Dorothy to leave the house.
TV-PG
12:24pm
On Golden Girls
Blanche's 14-year old grandson comes to Miami for a visit and brings a new meaning to the term "generation gap." Meanwhile, Dorothy studies for her French final.
TV-PG
1:00pm
The Competition
Dorothy and Blanche bowl against Rose and Sophia. If Sophia and Rose win, Dorothy will let Sophia go back to Sicily to visit and old beau, and if Dorothy and Blanche win, Sophia will give her a pair of antique earrings.
TV-PG
1:30pm
Break-In
After a Madonna concert, the girls arrive home to discover their house has been broken into. The girls seek out means to protect themselves, including a security system, guard dog, and mace. Rose even purchases a gun.
TV-PG
2:00pm
PMS, I Love You
Roseanne endures a particularly emotional “time of the month” with planning Dan’s surprise party.
TV-PG
2:30pm
Bird is the Word
Becky's popularity skyrockets after she inadvertently makes an inappropriate gesture in a yearbook photo.
TV-G
3:00pm
Dream Lover
Roseanne overhears Dan talking in his sleep, dreaming of another woman. Roseanne learns the imaginary woman's identity and sets out to meet her in real life.
TV-G
3:30pm
Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?
After Becky and Darlene break their curfews one too many times, Roseanne and Dan decide to teach them a lesson about staying out all night.
TV-G
4:00pm
Confessions
Darlene crosses the line with her grandmother when trying to defend Roseanne.
TV-G
4:30pm
The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father
Dan's father stuns the Conners with a big announcement: He plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal. Roseanne is upset, but her reaction is mild compared to Dan's, who has no intention of letting the marriage take place!
TV-G
5:00pm
The Wedding
Keeping busy with Ed and Crystal's wedding preparations, the Conners try to accept the unlikely courtship. Roseanne and Jackie throw Crystal a bridal shower, but an upset Dan gives his father the silent treatment.
TV-G
5:30pm
Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Becky has it out with Roseanne and decides to move in with Jackie.
TV-G
6:00pm
RUDY'S WALK ON THE WILD SIDE
Eagerness to purchase a T-shirt that lights up overshadows better judgment when Rudy "borrows" money Clair left on the counter. Rudy's attempt to replace the money before Clair finds it missing leads her further into misery.
TV-G
6:30pm
MR. SANDMAN
Rudy's upset because she's partnered with the best male dancer in school for a show. But it's Cliff who's most inspired. Confident, he pulls on a pair of taps and faces off against Rudy's teacher, the legendary Sandman Sims.
TV-G
7:00pm
ISN'T IT ROMANTIC?
Theo challenges the men: prove they aren't living in "the marriage graveyard." Cliff devises a competition that will not only bring the romance into their lives but will determine which of the husbands is the most romantic.
TV-G
7:36pm
THEO'S DIRTY LAUNDRY
Theo and Justine take a big step without telling either set of parents. When Cliff finds Justine's undergarments in Theo's laundry, Theo comes clean and admits that he and Justine have been living together.
TV-G
8:12pm
WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT?
Exhausted, overworked and with patience worn thin, Clair wonders if she has "anything left to give." Cliff insists that she get away for a few days and sends her off to a secluded cabin in the woods for some rest and relaxation.
TV-G
8:48pm
Ruff Goin'
When Doug and Carrie are not invited to the block party, Doug shows up anyway and ends up adopting a dog to prove he is a good person. He realizes a dog is a lot of work and wants to find a way to return it without looking bad.
TV-PG
9:24pm
Mama Cast
When Carries tells Doug to find a way to invest their tax return check, Doug decides to buy an ice cream truck he sees for sale. Thinking this is a good way to make money, he sets out to sell ice cream.
TV-PG
10:00pm
Home Cheapo
When Deacon and Kelly buy a vacation house on a lake Carrie convinces Doug that they were able to afford it because the two were so cheap and never pay for anything when they are together.
TV-PG
10:30pm
Affair Trade
A woman keeps calling Doug's house, claiming to have spent a romantic weekend with him, but Doug has no idea who she is and tries to find a way to stop her from calling.
TV-PG
11:00pm
Humm Vac
Ray purchases a new state-of-the-art vacuum cleaner from an attractive door-to-door saleswoman, and it ignites a housekeeping war between Marie and Debra.
TV-PG
11:36pm
The Canister
Tempers flare when Marie accuses Debra of not returning a borrowed canister that holds sentimental value; Debra insists that she has already given it back.
TV-PG