Time Show Episode
6:00am
PILOT PRESENTATION
Theo brings home a poor report card. Much to Cliff's dismay, Denise goes on a date with Rafael, an older man who's a former merchant marine. Cliff & Clair's plans for a quiet night are ruined when Vanessa & Rudy can't sleep.
TV-G
6:36am
GOODBYE MR. FISH
When Rudy's goldfish dies, Cliff struggles over how to break the bad news to her. Cliff wants to hold a formal funeral in the bathroom, but the rest of the family has other ideas about the proper site for the "memorial."
TV-G
7:12am
IS THAT MY BOY?
Cliff is thrilled that Theo will continue the family tradition as a member of the football team. Elated when his son asks to see some of his old moves, his delight turns to disappointment when he sees that Theo is terrible!
TV-G
7:48am
HOW UGLY IS HE?
Dr. Cliff Huxtable and his wife, Clair, a lawyer, invite daughter Denise's bright new boyfriend to dinner. But the outspoken fellow soon wears out his welcome when he criticizes the medical and legal professions.
TV-G
8:24am
FATHER'S DAY
Cliff gives the kids a lecture on the importance of picking their father a suitable gift instead of the neon ties & yo-yos. The kids take his advice to heart & plan a special Father's Day for their dad six months early.
TV-G
9:00am
My Sweet Lord
Boyce goes on a health kick and tries to get everyone to join him. He cancels the annual bake sale which angers his congregation.
TV-PG
9:36am
Daddy Issues
Boyce and Stamps join Barton on a road trip to Colorado. Lolli gives Kim advice on raising a child when Kim thinks she might be pregnant.
TV-PG
10:12am
THEO AND THE JOINT (Formerly- THE JOINT
Cliff and Clair are concerned when they find a marijuana cigarette in Theo's schoolbook. Theo is upset that someone has planted the joint in his book, so he goes out of his way to find the culprit who set him up.
TV-G
10:48am
RUDY SUITS UP
Clair goes from overprotective mom to football fanatic when Rudy "Sweet Feet" Huxtable becomes the star of her pee-wee football team. Cliff is delighted that his daughter will follow in his footsteps on the football field.
TV-G
11:24am
DENISE DRIVES Formerly: "DENISE GETS A CAR"
Denise is determined to spend her savings on the first car she sees, and balks when her father forbids her to buy an expensive dud. Mr. Lucas, the family handyman, offers to sell Denise his aunt's old car.
TV-G
12:00pm
Maggie the Model
Chloe Simpson, a 1960s supermodel, re-enters ex-flame Maxwell's life, turning the Sheffield household upside down and interfering with the relationship between Fran and Maggie.
TV-PG
12:36pm
The Family Plumbing
Maxwell reveals he has a double standard when it comes to his children and the opposite sex. Meanwhile, when the water goes out in the house, Maxwell reluctantly agrees to let Fran hire her uncle as a plumber.
TV-PG
1:12pm
Deep Throat
While examining Grace for symptoms of the flu, the doctor takes a look at Fran's throat and immediately orders her to the hospital to have her tonsils removed.
TV-PG
1:48pm
Schlepped Away
The entire Sheffield clan, including C.C. and Fran, spends the weekend "vacationing" at Fran's parents' house when a blizzard closes the airports and maroons them in Queens.
TV-PG
2:24pm
Stop the Wedding, I Want to Get Off
Maxwell's sister Jocelyn gets engaged to Nigel, the Duke of Salisbury, but the wedding seems ill-fated after Fran discovers that Jocelyn is really in love with her chauffeur, Lester.
TV-PG
3:00pm
Tolerate Thy Neighbor
Roseanne and Dan learn their neighbors have been robbed.
TV-G
3:36pm
Vegas (Part 1 of 2)
When the Conners' friends, Arnie and Nancy, suddenly decide to get married, Arnie invites an ecstatic Dan and Roseanne to be their guests for the wedding - in Las Vegas!
TV-G
4:12pm
Vegas, Vegas (Part 2 of 2)
The Conners are delighted to be vacationing in Las Vegas as guests of the soon-to-be-married Arnie and Nancy. But Roseanne's biggest thrill is not the wedding, but the prospect of finally seeing Wayne Newton in person!
TV-PG
4:48pm
Stressed to Kill
Roseanne tries to do the impossible: give up smoking cold turkey while working two jobs and getting virtually no support from her loving family! Also, Becky gets into big trouble for helping Darlene write a paper for school.
TV-G
5:24pm
Kansas City, Here We Come
Jackie is determined to meet the woman her father has been having an affair with for twenty years. Becky's job causes problems with school, Mark, and Dan.
TV-PG
6:00pm
Agonized Labor
Gilligan and the Skipper hear a radio broadcast detailing the collapse of the Howell financial empire.
TV-G
6:30pm
Nyet, Nyet -- Not Yet
Two Russian cosmonauts, Ivan and Igor, land on Gilligan's Island.
TV-G
7:00pm
The Postman Cometh
The men of Gilligan's Island learn that Mary Ann's boyfriend has married another girl.
TV-G
7:36pm
Gilligan's Living Doll
An experimental robot launched by the U.S. Air Force parachutes onto the island.
TV-G
8:12pm
Ship Ahoax
The castaways begin to suffer from "Island Madness."
TV-G
8:48pm
The Car
Debra, already annoyed at getting stuck driving the old car Ray bought from his parents, really gets upset when she discovers that is was his old make out mobile.
TV-G
9:24pm
Diamonds
When Ray discovers that the diamond in Debras wedding ring is a fake, he finds a way to steal the ring so he can replace the stone, unaware that she replaced the diamond with a real one after their wedding.
TV-PG
10:00pm
The Game
When Ray and his family play a game of Scruples after their cable goes out and they have nothing but time on their hands, they find themselves arguing about honesty.
TV-PG
10:30pm
Recovering Pessimist
When Debra tries to change Rays pessimistic attitude about winning the Sports Writer of the Year Award, he agrees to change his ways and become more upbeat -- and suffers the downside of being the only optimist in his family.
TV-PG
11:00pm
The Dog
Ray brings home a stray bulldog that reminds him of the dog he had to give up as a boy due to his allergies, but his brother Robert bonds with the animal and the siblings then have to decide who gets to keep him.
TV-PG
11:30pm
Who’s Handsome?
Robert is reluctant to go on a date because hes insecure about his appearance, so when Debra tells him hes attractive, Ray starts feeling insecure about his own looks.
TV-PG