Blanche's new boyfriend is a charming Cuban who sweeps her off her feet, but she's not the only one. Blanche discovers he's also been dating Sophia. Rose takes a course taught by Dorothy so she can get a high school diploma.
Dorothy wants to spend some "quality" time with Sophia and takes her to Disney World for the weekend. However, her attempts fail when a fed up Sophia storms out. Rose and Blanche try their hand at writing children's stories.
Sophia's Sicilian friends Philomena and Dominic come for a visit with shocking news. Philomena and Sophia met in the hospital when they were giving birth, and now Philomena and Dominic claim that Dorothy was switched at birth.
Dorothy gives the eulogy at her brother (a cross dresser), Phil's funeral. A feud between Sophia and Phil's widow leads Sophia to reveal her hidden feelings about her son's alternative lifestyle. Guest Stars: Brenda Vaccaro
Now that Debra and Ray's mom aren't speaking to each other, Debra goes out of her way to ensure that Ray doesn't spend time with his mother by waiting on him hand and foot so he prefers to stay close to home.