Time Show Episode
9:00am
Those Gossipin Men
After Andy teases the fairer sex about gossiping, Aunt Bee pulls a prank to prove that men are gossips, too.
TV-G
9:30am
The Beauty Contest
Andy is chosen to be the sole judge of a local beauty pageant. The entrants include Floyd's niece, the mayor's daughter and Ellie Walker.
TV-G
10:00am
The Predators
An ex-gunfighter comes to Dodge City seeking revenge against a man who betrays him and his friends in a range war.
TV-G
11:10am
Yankton
An egotistical drifter swears to get revenge on a wealthy rancher who beat him badly in poker.
TV-G
12:20pm
Blindman's Bluff
A lonely spinster finds romance with a wounded stranger she nurses back to health.
TV-G
1:30pm
The Friendship
The Cartwright's have prisoners working on the ranch putting down rail ties. Joe is saved by Danny Kidd, a young man who was orphaned very young and in the prison system most of his life. Joe offers to repay him and when kid s
TV-PG
2:43pm
The Countess
The Ponderosa is visited by an old friend, who is now Lady Linda Chadwick. Twenty years ago she and Ben were in love and the widowed Chadwick decides it may be possible to rekindle the relationship. When Ben doesn't apppear to
TV-PG
3:55pm
Borderline
Alex is stalked by a sheriff-turned-convict.
TV-PG
5:00pm
A Shadow in The Night
Walker is pitted against a dangerous assassin who was once a good friend.
TV-PG
6:00pm
Inherit the Wind
Becky passes gas in front of her date at school. Meanwhile Roseanne makes one last desperate effort to borrow a dress for a formal event.
TV-G
6:30pm
Little Sister
Roseanne refuses to support Jackie when she decides to become a police officer. Meanwhile, sparks fly between two other siblings when Darlene tattles on Becky.
TV-G
7:00pm
Brain-Dead Poets' Society
Darlene is embarrassed when her poem is asked to be performed at school. Roseanne and Dan butt heads over whether they should force Darlene to attend.
TV-G
7:30pm
No Talking
Becky wages a war-of-silence against Roseanne. Roseanne questions whether she should betray Becky’s privacy by reading her diary.
TV-G
8:00pm
One for the Road
Roseanne and Dan are shocked when they learn that Becky has been getting drunk with her friend while home alone.
TV-G
8:30pm
An Officer and a Gentleman
When Roseanne is called out of town, Jackie fills in for her around the house. To the family’s surprise, Jackie is a natural and is turning the Conners into the All-American family.
TV-G
9:00pm
The Not-So-Rose-Colored Glasses
Jan causes a catastrophe when she fails to wear her new glasses.
TV-G
9:30pm
Dough-Re-Mi
Greg dreams of getting rich with a song he wrote.
TV-G
10:00pm
Marie's Vision
While Raymond, Robert and Frank don't want to bring up the fact that Marie is having vision trouble, Debra decides to level with her and suggests she visit an eye doctor.
TV-PG
10:30pm
The Thought That Counts
When Raymond lies and tells Debra that he's already bought her an incredibly thoughtful Christmas present, he frantically tries to figure out what to get.
TV-PG
11:00pm
Elka Takes a Lover
On the eve of Victoria's big movie premiere, Emmy visits with some surprising news while Elka announces she's taken a younger lover. Guest Stars: Dave Foley, Jennifer Love Hewitt
TV-PG
11:36pm
Back In The Day
When Stamps and Kim have a disagreement, Boyce and Lolli reminisce about their early relationship when they had a huge fight and almost broke up. Guest Star: Deion Sanders.
TV-PG