Dan realizes he needs a steady job to take care of his family when he accidentally knocks out one of Roseanne's teeth on the day she's to meet with a health inspector. Guest Stars: Sandra Bernhard, Martin Mull, Bob Odenkirk
Marie gathers Roberts ex-girlfriends Amy and Stefania and his female police partner Judy together so they can dissect his character in an effort to help her better understand why her eldest son cant commit to a relationship.
Doug sees an old picture of Carrie's mother. She was young, hot, and skinny, just like Carrie. But then he sees another with her bigger than him. Afraid this might happen to Carrie he tries to trick her into dieting with him.