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Time Show Episode
6:00am
Love, Rose
Rose places an ad in the personals column and she is let down when she doesn't hear an immediate response. This leads Blanche and Dorothy to begin responding under the name Isaac Newton.
TV-PG
6:36am
The Sisters
For Sophia's birthday, Dorothy flies in her sister, Angela, from Sicily as a surprise. However, Dorothy's the one whos surprised when Sophia's reaction is that of disgust. Guest Stars: Nancy Walker
TV-PG
7:12am
The Stan Who Came to Dinner
Dorothy feels sympathy for Stan when he tells her he's going to have open heart surgery. However that sympathy fades when she learns of his many infidelities while they were married. Guest Star: Herb Edelman
TV-PG
7:48am
Before and After
Rose is convinced she died during a throat spasm. This leads her to live her life to the hilt, totally disrupting the other girls lives. Then, when the girls complain about her new lifestyle, Rose moves out.
TV-PG
8:24am
And Then There Was One
Sophia readies herself for participating in a walkathon. Meanwhile, Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose babysit for the walkathon participants children. But when the event is over, a baby is left unclaimed.
TV-PG
9:00am
Home-Ec
Darlene is embarassed when Roseanne gives a supermarket lesson in real-life family budgeting. Guest Star: Leonardo DiCaprio
TV-G
9:36am
Valentine's Day
Dan winds up full-figure lingerie shopping.
TV-G
10:12am
Communicable Theater
Roseanne must split her time between taking care of her flu-stricken husband and helping Jackie learn lines for her a play.
TV-G
10:48am
Vegas Interruptus
Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan go on their long-awaited trip to see Wayne Newton perform in Las Vegas. Guest Star: Martin Mull
TV-G
11:24am
Her Boyfriend's Back
Becky and her boyfriend Mark borrow Dan's treasured motorcyle against his orders.
TV-G
12:00pm
Troubles with the Rubbles
The new wife next door looks down on Roseanne and complains that D.J. is a bad influence on her son.
TV-G
12:30pm
Second Time Around
Dan's near-fatal accident at work makes D.J. follow him obsessively. Guest Star: Tom Arnold
TV-G
1:00pm
Hawaii Bound Part 1
Mike takes the family to Hawaii to check the construction of a building he designed.
TV-G
1:30pm
Pass the Tabu Part 2
Greg is saved from drowning and bad luck continues to plague the Bradys.
TV-G
2:00pm
The Tiki Caves Part 3
The boys return the tiki they found to the burial cave.
TV-G
2:30pm
Career Fever
Mike is thrilled to read a school paper Greg wrote about pursuing a career as an architect.
TV-G
3:00pm
Goodbye, Alice, Hello
The kids all gang up on Alice when they think she is ratting them out to their folks.
TV-G
3:30pm
Greg's Triangle
Greg's new steady is Marcia's competition for head cheerleader.
TV-G
4:00pm
Hot In Cleveland: Behind the Hotness
Join Betty White, Valerie Bertinelli, Jane Leeves and Wendie Malick for a look back at the funniest moments from the first season including hilarious never-before-aired bloopers. Also, sneak preview of clips from season 2.
TV-PG
5:00pm
Birthdates
The ladies set each other up on blind dates, with mixed results. Guest Stars: Carl Reiner
TV-PG
5:30pm
Bad Bromance
When Melanie meets her boyfriend's family, she finds two big obstacles -- his mother and brother. Guest Stars: Bonnie Franklin, Wayne Knight, John Schneider
TV-PG
6:00pm
Love Thy Neighbor
When Melanie suspects Joy might be using drugs, she recruits neighbor Rick (Wayne Knight) to help her find out. Guest Stars: Wayne Knight
TV-PG
6:30pm
Too Hot For TV
Highlights featuring the funniest and memorable moments from this season.
TV-PG
7:00pm
Beards
Victoria is invited to speak on an A-list gay cruise and brings Melanie, Joy and Elka with her. Guest Stars: Sandra Bernhard, Laura San Giacomo
TV-PG
7:30pm
Rubber Ball
When Melanie, Joy, and Victoria try to join a Cleveland country club, they discover that Elka has a long history with the club’s president, and he’s bent on revenge. Guest Stars: Ed Asner, Jon Lovitz
TV-PG
8:00pm
Hot in Cleveland
An exclusive look at Hot in Cleveland season 5 which kicks off with a live episode Wedneday, March 26th at 10p.
 
8:05pm
Some Like It Hot
Go behind the scenes of "Hot in Cleveland" to discover never-before-seen footage of the cast and crew.
TV-PG
8:30pm
Two Girls and a Rhino
When Joy and Elka learn that their combined scents is an aphrodisiac for the nearly extinct Black Rhinos, they’re forced to live together at the Cleveland zoo until the species is saved. Guest Stars: Doug Savant
TV-PG
9:00pm
Magic Diet Candy
Joy's mom meets her new family members at Wilbur's christening. To avoid friction with her mom, Joy makes her son Owen pretend to be someone else. Elka touches up a church fresco. Victoria's incessant Emmet talk annoys Melanie.
TV-PG
9:30pm
All My Exes
In the hospital instead of celebrating her bachelorette, Victoria calls her ex-husbands to learn how things went wrong. Joy and Melanie fantasize over coma guy. Elka and Mamie bring Vegas to Cleveland. Guest Star: Georgia Engel
TV-PG
10:00pm
Love Is All Around
Elka and Mamie reunite their bowling team. Joy, Victoria & Melanie date a professor, director & surgeon. Guest Stars: Georgia Engel, Mary Tyler Moore, Cloris Leachman, Valerie Harper, George Hamilton, Jesse Tyler Ferguson
TV-PG
10:30pm
The Man That Got Away
It's the big day of Victoria's wedding to incarcerated movie star Emmet Lawson. Elka helps Joy reunite with her baby daddy, who she hasn't seen in thirty two years. Guest Stars: Craig Ferguson
TV-PG
11:00pm
Name Dropper
Doug is forced to go to a work function with Carrie. One of Carrie's coworkers starts talking to him, and he decides to fake a heart attack because he can't remember her name. Carrie's boss sends Doug to get his health tested.
TV-PG
11:30pm
Shear Torture
Carrie gets mad at Doug when she realizes he's constantly getting haircuts from a hairstylist he thinks is hot. Spence asks Lou to go to a Sci-Fi convention with him. Lou reluctantly agrees. Guest Star: Adam West, Lou Ferrigno
TV-PG