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Time Show Episode
6:00am
Sophia's Wedding (1)
Dorothy prompts Sophia to make amends with her deceased friend’s husband, Max, but they get a little too close and wind up in bed together. Soon they announce their engagement. Blanche and Rose begin an Elvis Presley fan club.
TV-PG
6:36am
Sophia's Wedding (2)
Sophia and Max come back from their honeymoon with no place to stay, so the girls put them up. They decide to restart the old business Max had with Sophia's late husband, a pizza knish stand. Dorothy starts smoking again.
TV-PG
7:12am
Foreign Exchange
Sophia's Sicilian friends Philomena and Dominic come for a visit with shocking news. Philomena and Sophia met in the hospital when they were giving birth, and now Philomena and Dominic claim that Dorothy was switched at birth.
TV-PG
7:48am
Ebbtide's Revenge
Dorothy must give the eulogy at her cross-dressing brother Phil's funeral. A fued between Sophia and Phil's widow reaches a peak, leading Sophia to reveal her hidden feelings about her son's alternative lifestyle.
TV-PG
8:24am
Older and Wiser
Wanting someone to watch after Sophia during the day, Dorothy gets Sophia a job under false pretenses. Meanwhile, Blanche and Rose are all excited about being hired as models for a Penny Saver.
TV-PG
9:00am
Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home (1)
The deathbed confession of an ex-patient at Shady Pines means bad news for Sophia, since in her confession she stated that she and Sophia started the 1985 Shady Pines fire.
TV-PG
9:30am
Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home (2)
Sophia can't remember the events of the evening of the 1985 Shady Pines fire and decides to jump bail and go back to Sicily. With the threat of Sophia going to jail, the girls reminisce about good times they have spent together.
TV-PG
10:00am
Lovers' Lanes
Roseanne gets a glimpse at Becky’s first boyfriend. Meanwhile, Booker makes a bet with Jackie. If she loses, she’ll have to spend the night with him.
TV-PG
10:36am
The Memory Game
Dan is enthusiastic to take photographs for his and Roseanne’s upcoming fifteen-year high school reunion. Roseanne learns of a secret Dan has kept from her for years.
TV-PG
11:12am
Here's to Good Friends
Roseanne and Jackie console a broken-hearted Crystal by taking her out on the town. Jackie notices Booker with another woman.
TV-G
11:48am
Dan's Birthday Bash
Dan goes head to head with a barroom bully at his birthday party. Becky awaits a dinner invitation from Chip.
TV-G
12:24pm
Saturday
Roseanne bets Dan that he can’t stop wasting time long enough to fix his truck. If she loses, she'll have to do all the snow shoveling for the rest of her life. If she wins, Dan has to clean the oven for the rest of his life.
TV-G
1:00pm
Canoga Time
Roseanne and Dan are at odds over which of their possessions to save and which to donate to the PTA rummage sale.
TV-G
1:36pm
The Monday Thru Friday Show
Roseanne and Dan decide to take the honeymoon they never had. The couple disagrees about where they should go for their romantic getaway. Meanwhile, Becky refuses to dissect a frog in class while Darlene starts a paper route.
TV-G
2:12pm
Where There's Smoke
Jan and Marcia see Greg smoking and Marcia rats him out to their parents.
TV-G
2:48pm
Will the Real Jan Brady
A personality crisis hits Jan and she buys a brunette wig.
TV-G
3:24pm
The Drummer Boy
Bobby's interest in drumming drives the family out of the house.
TV-G
4:00pm
Coming Out Party
Carol and Cindy's swollen glands threaten to ruin the weekend.
TV-G
4:30pm
Our Son, the Man
Teenager Greg insists that he needs privacy - and his own bedroom.
TV-G
5:00pm
Take A Dare
George Barkley takes the dare on the "Take A Dare" radio contest.
TV-G
5:36pm
The Hunter
Hunter Jonathan Kincaid lands on the island.
TV-G
6:12pm
Gilligan Vs. Gilligan
Gilligan is suspected as the culprit behind the disappearance of Mary Ann's freshly baked pie.
TV-G
6:49pm
High Man On The Totem Pole
Gilligan and the Skipper find a totem pole.
TV-G
7:21pm
Slave Girl
Gilligan rescues a young island girl from drowning.
TV-G
7:54pm
The Pigeon
The Professor sees an opportunity for the castaways' rescue.
TV-G
8:27pm
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Secret agents lose a container of liquid plastic.
TV-G
9:00pm
The Author
The competition for attention between Ray and Robert reaches an all-time high with the brothers ending up in a fight.
TV-PG
9:30pm
The Walk to the Door
Ray is mortified when he meets a girl he dated 25 years earlier and one he believes he treated with disrespect.
TV-PG
10:00pm
Young Girl
All hell breaks loose when Robert starts dating a girl half his age.
TV-PG
10:30pm
Fighting In-Laws
While celebrating Thanksgiving, Debra discovers that her seemingly contented parents are really not very happy with each other.
TV-PG
11:00pm
The Sneeze
Ray fears that he is going to come down with something dreadful after someone sneezes on him.
TV-PG
11:30pm
What Good Are You?
Ray questions his manliness when everyone agrees that he's useless in an emergency situation.
TV-PG