Time Show Episode
6:00am
SAY HELLO TO A GOOD BUY
A thrifty Cliff pretends to be a man of meager means when he shops for a new car. But his attempt to hustle the salesman fails when a window shopper recognizes the disguised Cliff as Dr. Huxtable.
TV-G
6:36am
DENISE GETS AN OPINION
Denise waits for her blind date, but is confused when Cliff leaves with the boy she thought she was to meet. And when Vanessa's ex-boyfriend, Robert, comes over the lovesick teenager begs Cliff to help him win Vanessa back.
TV-G
7:12am
CALLING DOCTOR HUXTABLE
It's a labor crisis when Cliff is called to the hospital to deliver three babies. Meanwhile, Vanessa unsuccessfully tries to keep her girlfriend from smoking while she's in the Huxtable home.
TV-G
7:48am
YOU ONLY HURT THE ONE YOU LOVE
When Theo and Rudy play wildly in the house, Vanessa warns them that someone is bound to get hurt. Theo doesn't listen, though, and Rudy ends up with a bruise on her face. What will happen when Clair and Cliff find out?
TV-G
8:24am
THE SHOWER
Clair and Denise attend a bridal shower for Denise's girlfriend. And, while the mood is festive, Denise confides in her mother that she is worried for her friend, who is marrying at a young age and is pregnant.
TV-G
9:00am
Maddie's Agent
Outraged that her co-star is getting jobs, Maddie vows to fire her agent but seduces him instead. Guest Star: Jason Alexander
TV-PG
9:30am
My Fair Stuart
Stuart asks Nicki to accompany him to an important dinner. Phil and Haskell consider getting vasectomies together. Guest Stars: Leah Remini
TV-PG
10:00am
Life and Stuff
Roseanne is driven over the edge by Darlene’s classroom behavior and Dan’s failure to fix the plumbing on his day off.
TV-PG
10:36am
We're in the Money
Roseanne and Dan agree to use his big cash advance to pay off their debts. Both splurge on gifts for themselves - and try to hide the purchases from each other.
TV-G
11:12am
D-I-V-O-R-C-E
Roseanne and Dan run into a recently divorced friend. Dan begins to overanalyze his own marriage. Jackie forgets she promised to babysit Roseanne’s kids.
TV-G
11:48am
Language Lessons
Dan and Roseanne agree to take a body language test which exposes Dan's true feelings about Jackie.
TV-G
12:24pm
Radio Days
Roseanne encourages Dan's decision to enter a country-western song writing contest. Meanwhile, the friction between Booker and Jackie heats up.
TV-G
1:00pm
Lovers' Lanes
Roseanne gets a glimpse at Becky’s first boyfriend. Meanwhile, Booker makes a bet with Jackie. If she loses, she’ll have to spend the night with him.
TV-PG
1:30pm
The Memory Game
Dan is enthusiastic to take photographs for his and Roseanne’s upcoming fifteen-year high school reunion. Roseanne learns of a secret Dan has kept from her for years.
TV-PG
2:00pm
A Fistful of Reasons
Peter takes on Buddy Hinton, a bully who taunts Cindy about her speech impediment.
TV-G
2:30pm
The Not-So-Ugly Duckling
Jan has a crush on Clark Tyson, the best looking boy in her class.
TV-G
3:00pm
The Tattletale
Cindy's tattling is driving everyone nuts.
TV-G
3:30pm
What Goes Up...
Peter gets his guy pals to let his little brother join their tree house club.
TV-G
4:00pm
Confessions, Confessions
Peter is sure his weekend camping trip will be canceled when he breaks his mother's favorite vase.
TV-G
4:30pm
The Impractical Joker
Jan becomes a practical joker and learns a valuable lesson.
TV-G
5:00pm
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Secret agents lose a container of liquid plastic.
TV-G
5:36pm
Up At Bat
Gilligan follows a rolling coconut into an unexplored cave and emerges with a bat bite on his neck.
TV-G
6:12pm
The Chain Of Command
The Skipper, fearing something dreadful will happen to him, eyes a possible leader for his succession.
TV-G
6:49pm
Gilligan Gets Bugged
Gilligan is bitten by a large green and yellow bug.
TV-G
7:21pm
Erika Tiffany-Smith To The Rescue
Erika Tiffany-Smith arrives on the island via yacht. Guest Stars: Zsa Zsa Gabor
TV-G
7:54pm
The Postman Cometh
The men of Gilligan's Island learn that Mary Ann's boyfriend has married another girl.
TV-G
8:27pm
Ghost A Go Go
The island has a ghost.
TV-G
9:00pm
Someone's Cranky
Still recuperating from his recent run-in with a bull, a cantankerous Robert is driving everyone crazy with his mean-spirited and nasty behavior.
TV-PG
9:36pm
Bad Moon Rising
Ray's attempts to alleviate Debra's PMS moodiness only make her more irritable.
TV-PG
10:12pm
Wallpaper
Ray finally reaches the breaking point with his parents and kicks them out of his house.
TV-PG
10:48pm
Meant to Be
Robert finds himself in the most unlikely position of having to choose one of three women girlfriend Amy, ex-wife Joanne or Italian bombshell Stefania to share the future with him.
TV-PG
11:24pm
Pet Cemetery
Ray inadvertently commits "petslaughter" on Ally's hamster while Debra and the kids are away for the weekend.
TV-PG