Time Show Episode
6:00am
Shall We Dance
Holly volunteers to help Stuart impress his ex at a ballroom dance competition, but Holly’s “talent” hurts more than it helps. Guest Star: Garcelle Beauvais
TV-PG
6:36am
Lutz And The Real Girl
Haskell panics when his online girlfriend surprises him with a visit, because he used Phil's picture as his own. Holly dates a homeless man she meets in the laundry room.
TV-PG
7:12am
Lost In Translation
Phil dates a lingerie model who doesn't speak English and Stuart acts as an interpreter. Eden helps Holly overcome a bad first impression with a handsome neighbor.
TV-PG
7:48am
When Holly Broke Kevin
Phil is nervous when Holly starts dating his top client. Haskell lures Stuart into the world of sports betting. Guest Star: Amar'e Stoudemire
TV-PG
8:24am
Bachelor Party
Phil and Eden's relationship is strained when he is named one of the top ten bachelors in New York City and has to pretend to be single. Stuart dates his ex's twin sister. Guest Star: Missi Pyle
TV-PG
9:00am
Direct to Video
The family makes a video for Jerry to watch on his 16th birthday. Becky and Darlene find Dan and Roseanne's love letters. D.J. is angry when he discovers his baby book is not filled out.
TV-G
9:30am
December Bride
Roseanne offers to plan Scott and Leon's wedding, creating such a spectacle that Leon gets angry and cancels the ceremony. He and Roseanne have a heart-to-heart and it turns out he has cold feet.
TV-PG
10:00am
The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract
Jackie is a better salesperson when she and Roseanne get jobs in a grocery store. Jealous, Roseanne starts a food fight. Dan and David fight over D.J. looking up to Mark, resulting in David deciding to move out.
TV-G
10:36am
The White Sheep of the Family
Roseanne's Aunt Harriet leaves her several hundred dollars and she takes the family out to a fancy dinner. Darlene shows up, alienating her family with job news, which agitates Dan. D.J. buys a trombone with his money.
TV-G
11:12am
Becky Howser, M.D.
Becky's feeling depressed and Mark invites the Conners over, which blows up in his face. She decides to go back to school, angering Mark, who blames Roseanne for interfering. Meanwhile, David looks for a job and an apartment.
TV-G
11:48am
Out of the Past
A visit from Nana Mary and a box of toys from Jackie and Roseanne's childhood brings up old memories. Becky and Darlene cook Bev a birthday dinner. Roseanne invites Scott and Leon to Dan's poker party.
TV-G
12:24pm
Construction Junction
Dan is torn between the security of his job, and the possibility of making big bucks as part of his friends' construction crew. Jackie becomes addicted to the internet. Later, Dan and his friends celebrate their new job.
TV-G
1:00pm
We're Going to Disney World (Part 1 of 2)
Dan uses his final big check from the garage to treat the entire family (even Bev) to a vacation at Disney World.
TV-G
1:36pm
Disney World War II (Part 2 of 2)
The Conners enjoy their big family vacation in Disney World.
TV-G
2:12pm
The Big Sprain
Alice trips on a set of Chinese checkers and sprains her ankle.
TV-G
2:48pm
The Possible Dream
Marcia is mortified when Cindy accidentally gives her diary to a used book drive.
TV-G
3:24pm
To Move or Not To Move
Six kids and one bathroom prompt the Brady's to consider moving to a bigger house.
TV-G
4:00pm
Brace Yourself
Marcia's world is destroyed when she gets braces.
TV-G
4:36pm
The Grass Is Always Greener
Mike and Carol switch roles for a day to settle whose jobs are hardest.
TV-G
5:12pm
Lost Locket, Found Locket
Jan receives a mystery locket in the mail from an unknown admirer.
TV-G
5:48pm
Gilligan's Mother-In-Law
A native family from another island seeks a husband for their none-too-attractive daughter. Guest Stars: Russ Grieve, Mary Foran, Henny Backus
TV-G
6:24pm
Beauty Is As Beauty Does
The castaways argue over which of the island's three women is the most beautiful.
TV-G
7:00pm
The Little Dictator
The quiet island gets another visitor: the exiled President Rodriguez. Guest Star: Nehemiah Persof
TV-G
7:30pm
Smile, You're On Mars Camera
A rocket lands on the lsland and is believed by scientists to have landed on Mars.
TV-G
8:00pm
The Sweepstakes
Gilligan finds a winning South American lottery ticket worth $1 million, tax-free.
TV-G
8:30pm
Castaway Pictures Presents
Gilligan discovers the hull of an old ship near the island.
TV-G
9:00pm
Boob Job
Debra is upset when she sees Rays giddy reaction to her friends recently acquired new and improved breasts.
TV-PG
9:30pm
The Can Opener
Everyone in the family takes sides when Ray and Debra have a senseless argument over a newly purchased can opener that seems to have opened a can of worms.
TV-PG
10:00pm
You Bet
When Frank starts showing a keen interest in Rays work, walking around in a jovial mood and not being his usual cheap self, everyone questions the radical change in behavior.
TV-PG
10:30pm
Sex Talk
Ray and Debra are discouraged when they realize that their sex life isn't what it used to be.
TV-PG
11:00pm
The Will
Upon drafting their wills, Ray and Debra must decide who would make the best guardians for their children.
TV-PG
11:36pm
The Sister
Debra is upset when her hippie, free-spirited sister decides to become... a Sister.
TV-PG