Malcolm at the Crossroads
Malcolm Merriweather (Bernard Fox) and Ernest T. Bass (Howard Morris) make their final appearances in this episode about which one of the two is the best school crossing guard.
The Deadly Innocent
A young man named Billy arrives in Dodge to visit his best friend, Festus. When the teenager, who has no family and is retarded, attacks and injures a drover for tormenting a cat, he is arrested.
The Unseen Wound
Paul has been the Sheriff of Concho for the past 12 years, but lately his behavior has become more and more predictable. When Ben sees this behavior first hand, he gets Paul to a hospital that treats this kind of problem.
Journey To Terror
Joe visits friends Tom & Ellie Sue, who have fallen on hard times. Tom has been looking for work, but Ellie doesn't know that Tom belonged to a gang of outlaws. She discovers the truth when the outlaws come to demand her help.
Andy and Barney believe Opie is letting his imagination get the best of him when the boy describes a new friend who jingles when he walks and has 12 extra hands.
Like A Virgin
Maddie tries to de-virginize Arlo by making a deal with her understudy Brittany to deflower him in exchange for a chance to go onstage. Guest Star: Kristin Chenoweth