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Time Show Episode
6:00am
The Pope's Ring
The Pope is in town, and Sophia goes to his mass. When she goes to kiss his ring, it slips off into her hand. Rose is convinced Miles is hiding something from her, so Blanche gives Rose a detective to spy on Miles.
TV-PG
6:36am
Old Boyfriends
Sophia's attempts at trying to find a man go awry when a man she meets through the personals turns out to have a shadow, his sister. Meanwhile, Rose meets with an old boyfriend from St. Olaf, one she can't remember.
TV-PG
7:12am
Questions and Answers
Dorothy is all excited when she learns that 'Jeopardy' is having tryouts in Miami. This leads her to begin cramming for the audition test and later proves to be an annoyance to everyone at the audition.
TV-PG
7:48am
Promises, Promises
Darlene and David's youthful romance takes a complicated turn when she surprises him by renting a hotel room after their senior prom. Meanwhile, Roseanne and Dan decide to invest in a friend's business scheme.
TV-PG
8:24am
Glengarry, Glen Rosey
The old house Roseanne and Dan fixed up to sell languishes on the market after Roger abruptly skips town.
TV-G
9:00am
Tooth or Consequences
Darlene must choose between David and her future when she gets accepted to a college for the arts in Chicago. Roseanne gets a visit from the new health inspector: her old boss Leon.
TV-PG
9:30am
Daughters and Other Strangers
Dan and Roseanne decide to let Darlene go to art school in Chicago, but will Darlene leave David to pursue her future? Meanwhile, at a birthday party, "Seven Minutes In Heaven" turns DJ into a new man.
TV-PG
10:00am
Fransom
Fran takes a job walking C.C.'s dog, only to have it kidnapped.
TV-PG
10:30am
Ex-Niles, The
Fran and C.C. appeal to Dr. Joyce Brothers to decide who's best for Maxwell.
TV-PG
11:00am
Mommy and Mal
Fran and Val square when the Southeast Asian girl they adopted years ago comes to town.
TV-PG
11:30am
Fair Weather Fran
Yetta's fiancee gets Fran an audition with newsman Bryant Gumbel.
TV-PG
12:00pm
True Lies
Eden shares a secret about herself and Phil with Holly, who blabs to Stuart and Haskell, testing boundaries within the group.
TV-14
12:30pm
Bachelor Party
Phil and Eden's relationship is strained when he is named one of the top ten bachelors in New York City and has to pretend to be single. Stuart dates his ex's twin sister. Guest Star: Missi Pyle
TV-PG
1:00pm
Nothing in Common
Stuart's sister Nicki shows up with some shocking news about her marriage. Phil and Eden consider bringing a guest into the bedroom. Guest Star: Leah Remini
TV-14
1:30pm
Jan, the Only Child
Jan goes through yet another personal crisis when she wishes she were an only child.
TV-G
2:00pm
Career Fever
Mike is thrilled to read a school paper Greg wrote about pursuing a career as an architect.
TV-G
2:36pm
Everybody Can't Be George Washington
Peter is put off by being cast as Benedict Arnold in a school play.
TV-G
3:12pm
Greg Gets Grounded
Greg is banned from driving the car for one week after a near accident on the freeway.
TV-G
3:48pm
The Great Earring Caper
Cindy loses her mother's favorite earrings.
TV-G
4:24pm
You're Never Too Old
The kids try to match up Mike's grandfather and Carol's grandmother.
TV-G
5:00pm
You Can't Win 'Em All
Damaged Brady egos emerge when Bobby and Cindy vie to appear on a TV game show.
TV-G
5:38pm
A Room at the Top
Marcia and Greg are both promised the attic for a bedroom.
TV-G
6:16pm
CLIFF'S BIRTHDAY
While Cliff snoops to find his special birthday surprise, Clair has arranged for the family to see the legendary Lena Horne. Cliff is beside himself when she dedicates a song to him and invites the family to her dressing room.
TV-G
6:54pm
FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL
Cliff and Clair are the only happy Huxtables when summer vacation ends and school bells ring. Denise, Vanessa, Theo, and Rudy all have their share of concerns and worries while facing their first days of school.
TV-G
7:27pm
CLIFF IN LOVE
Sondra's smitten with Elvin, who isn't always reliable. Cliff prefers that she date Daryl, a pre-med student. When Sondra and Elvin have a fight, she makes a date with Daryl, while Cliff coaches the Daryl on how to win her heart
TV-G
8:00pm
DENISE DRIVES Formerly: "DENISE GETS A CAR"
Denise is determined to spend her savings on the first car she sees, and balks when her father forbids her to buy an expensive dud. Mr. Lucas, the family handyman, offers to sell Denise his aunt's old car.
TV-G
8:30pm
DENISE'S FRIEND
Denise's friend, Michelle, thinks she has a medical problem and wants to keep it from her parents, so she asks Cliff for help. This leads Cliff and Clair to question whether their children would come to them with their problems.
TV-G
9:00pm
Meet By-Product
Doug and Carrie think back to the first time they met. Doug was working as a bouncer at a club, Carrie was out on a date with Richie even though she hated him, and Doug's date liked Richie.
TV-PG
9:30pm
Horizontal Hold
Carrie reads an article about how couples sometimes substitute sex for communication and she makes Doug agree that they won't have sex for 3 weeks.
TV-PG
10:00pm
Pole Lox
While at the gym with his friends Doug sees a pole dancing class. He decides he has to convince Carrie to take the class.
TV-PG
10:30pm
Veiled Threat
When Carrie is cleaning out the freezer she finds part of their wedding cake and Doug and Carrie reflect back to their wedding day.
TV-PG
11:00pm
Clothes Encounters
Doug and Carrie buy presents. Doug gets himself a harmonica and Carrie buys herself an expensive leather jacket.
TV-PG
11:30pm
Cheap Saks
Doug runs into an ex-girlfriend at an art gallery with Carrie. He doesn't want contact with her but she and Carrie start to hang out. Guest Star: Janeane Garofalo
TV-PG