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Time Show Episode
9:00am
The Alan Brady Show Presents
The entire Alan Brady staff presents a Christmas show instead of the script turned in by the show's writers. Carl Reiner guest-stars.
TV-G
9:36am
The Voice of Christmas
Carol loses her voice and may not be able to sing at Christmas services.
TV-G
10:12am
'Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas
The girls each plan to spend Christmas with their families but a series of strange occurrences lead them to spend Christmas together in Miami.
TV-PG
10:48am
Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas
Fed up with Christmas shopping in a heat wave, the girls decide to buy gifts for the one person they pick from a hat. Later, the girls decide to serve Christmas dinner for the homeless, including a recently homeless Stan.
TV-PG
11:24am
White Trash Christmas
The neighborhood association decides to lay down the law and dictate how much people can decorate for Christmas. So Roseanne and Dan shoot for a world record in tackiness. Meanwhile, Roseanne and Becky clash over college funds.
TV-G
12:00pm
The Parenting Trap
DJ's poor performance in school requires him to take "special" classes. Dan feels he is being shut out as a parent. Darlene learns something about David and his new girlfriend's relationship.
TV-PG
12:30pm
Home for the Holidays
Dan is finally home from his trip to California, but doesn't seem quite himself. Darlene and David prep for the baby. Jackie overhears Dan flirting with another woman on the telephone.
TV-G
1:00pm
Little Bummer Boy
Hoping to lift Arlo's spirits, Maddie, Thelma and Frank decide to celebrate Christmas for once. Arlo surprises Maddie with an unwelcome gift: her estranged mother. Guest Star: Cloris Leachman
TV-PG
1:30pm
How The Grinch Spent Xmas
Holly convinces the gang to give up their Christmas plans to spend the holiday together, but ditches the group when she meets a handsome stranger.
TV-14
2:00pm
P.S. Murray Christmas
Seven homeless children en route from a Kansas orphanage to California find a Christmas they have never known.
TV-G
3:00pm
Gabrielle
Joe and Hoss come upon an accident and find a couple dead, but there is a survivor, the couple's eleven year old daguhter who is blind.
TV-PG
4:00pm
Opie's Charity
Andy becomes upset when Opie contributes a measly three cents to the Underprivileged Children's drive.
TV-G
4:36pm
A Christmas Story
A modern-day Scrooge (businessman Ben Weaver) causes trouble on Christmas Eve.
TV-G
5:12pm
The Christmas Show
Fran spends her first Christmas with the Sheffields.
TV-PG
5:48pm
'Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas
The girls each plan to spend Christmas with their families but a series of strange occurrences lead them to spend Christmas together in Miami.
TV-PG
6:24pm
Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas
Fed up with Christmas shopping in a heat wave, the girls decide to buy gifts for the one person they pick from a hat. Later, the girls decide to serve Christmas dinner for the homeless, including a recently homeless Stan.
TV-PG
7:00pm
Santa Claus
Roseanne is concerned when Darlene's new friend turns out not to be a peer--- but a woman Roseanne's age.
TV-G
7:30pm
It's No Place Like Home For the Holidays
A terrible snow storm leaves Darlene snowed in at David's house for Christmas while Dan and DJ are stuck at home with Nancy and Marla. Roseanne and Jackie are trapped at the diner with Nana and their mother.
TV-PG
8:00pm
GETTING TO KNOW YOU
Martin and Cliff spend time together and develop a new friendship. When Cliff says he regrets not having given Denise away at her wedding, Martin stages an informal ceremony at the Huxtable's so Cliff can see his wish come true.
TV-G
8:30pm
CLAIR'S PLACE
‘Tis the season at the Huxtables- time to hang Christmas lights and bake Christmas cookies. But it will have to happen without Clair. She's tucked away from noisy grandchildren, husband and children in Clair Hanks Huxtable Room.
TV-G
9:00pm
The Ball
When Ray discovers, after many years, that the autographed Mickey Mantle ball he got as a kid from his father isnt authentic, he begins to doubt if anyone actually tells the truth.
TV-PG
9:30pm
All I Want For Christmas
All Ray wants for Christmas is a little loving from his wife and hes willing to try anything and everything to have his holiday wish come true.
TV-PG
10:00pm
Kirstie
Viiewers get an exclusive look at hilarious bloopers and outtakes from TV Land's newest sitcom, Kirstie, plus a sneak peek of the new episode airing New Year's Day at 10:30pm guest starring Kathy Griffin.
 
10:05pm
How The Grinch Spent Xmas
Holly convinces the gang to give up their Christmas plans to spend the holiday together, but ditches the group when she meets a handsome stranger.
TV-14
10:32pm
Little Bummer Boy
Hoping to lift Arlo's spirits, Maddie, Thelma and Frank decide to celebrate Christmas for once. Arlo surprises Maddie with an unwelcome gift: her estranged mother. Guest Star: Cloris Leachman
TV-PG
10:32pm  
10:32pm
The Exes
Viewers get a sneak peek at upcoming episodes of The Exes with special guest star Leah Remini as Stuart’s sister, plus a holiday special from the new series Kirstie.
 
11:04pm
Better Camera
Doug buys Carrie a camera for Christmas, but her office gives her a better one. Lou Ferrigno moves in next door.
TV-PG
11:30pm
Ovary Action
Doug's parents come over for Christmas. Carrie is ovulating and they want to use this time to get pregnant, but Doug's parents are getting in the way.
TV-PG