Time Show Episode
6:00am
My Brother, My Father
Sophia's brother Angelo, a priest, comes to visit and doesn't know Dorothy and Stan are divorced. To spare his feelings, Sophia has Dorothy and Stan pretend to be married. Rose and Blanche prepare to star in The Sound of Music.
TV-PG
6:36am
Zborn Again
Dorothy finds herself being wooed by Stan and it seems her old feelings for him are resurfacing. Meanwhile, Rose has to deal with an annoying co-worker.
TV-PG
7:12am
There Goes the Bride (1)
Dorothy has been sneaking around so that Sophia doesn't discover that she's been dating Stan. However, when Stan proposes, Dorothy must reveal the truth to Sophia.
TV-PG
7:48am
There Goes the Bride (2)
Totally against Dorothy and Stan's impending nuptials, Sophia vows to not let the ceremony go off. Meanwhile, Blanche begins interviewing for a new roommate since Dorothy is planning to move out.
TV-PG
8:24am
Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan
Rose reports on Uncle Angelo’s story about his apartment building being infested with huge bugs, not realzing that Dorothy and Stan are the landlords. They go to trial, where Stan drops his attorney for a younger one.
TV-PG
9:00am
The Undergraduate
Greg is failing math and appears to be out of his teenage mind.
TV-G
9:30am
Tiger! Tiger!
A group depression sets in as Bobby discovers Tiger, the family dog, has run away.
TV-G
10:00am
To Move or Not To Move
Six kids and one bathroom prompt the Brady's to consider moving to a bigger house.
TV-G
10:30am
The Babysitters
Mike and Carol are looking for a baby-sitter.
TV-G
11:00am
Going, Going ... Steady
Marcia is infatuated with Harvey Klinger.
TV-G
11:30am
Call Me Irresponsible
Greg gets a part-time job at his dad's architectural firm.
TV-G
12:00pm
How The Grinch Spent Xmas
Holly convinces the gang to give up their Christmas plans to spend the holiday together, but ditches the group when she meets a handsome stranger.
TV-14
12:36pm
Little Bummer Boy
Hoping to lift Arlo's spirits, Maddie, Thelma and Frank decide to celebrate Christmas for once. Arlo surprises Maddie with an unwelcome gift: her estranged mother. Guest Star: Cloris Leachman
TV-PG
1:12pm
I'M WITH THE 'IN' CROWD
Vanessa and friends are asking for trouble when they play a game with a bottle of Scotch. Vanessa chugs her way to sickness and a hangover the next day. But Cliff and Clair decide to hammer the lesson home even further.
TV-G
1:48pm
DENISE KENDALL: NAVY WIFE
Denise and Martin visit the naval base where they are expecting to be housed. There's just one little hitch: Denise has neglected to confirm the reservation for the housing!
TV-G
2:24pm
THEO'S GIFT
Theo has all the answers when he studies for an upcoming mythology exam. But when he scores low on a test where he knew all the answers, Cliff and Clair take him to a learning specialist who confirms Theo's dyslexia.
TV-G
3:00pm
DENISE KENDALL: BABY-SITTER
Sondra and Elvin get a well-deserved night out when an overconfident Denise boasts that caring for two children should be as easy as looking after one. So the marathon begins! It's Denise and Olivia versus Winnie and Nelson.
TV-G
3:30pm
SHALL WE DANCE?
Even after raising three daughters, Cliff’s in over his head when Rudy reports her first "boy trouble." Clarence, the boy she likes, likes her. But his friends taunt him about it, so he treats Rudy badly to quiet them.
TV-G
4:00pm
THE DAY THE SPORES LANDED
Cliff’s ingestion of a sausage hero immediately before bedtime brings on a dream in which spores contaminate the U.S. water supply and impregnate thousands of men, including Cliff, Elvin and Martin.
TV-G
4:30pm
CLIFF'S WET ADVENTURE
Denise impulsively invites Martin's ex-wife Paula to join the Huxtables for Thanksgiving dinner, while Cliff finishes the family's grocery shopping in the pouring rain.
TV-G
5:00pm
Scenes from a Barbecue
Shelley Winters guest-stars as Roseanne's grandmother, Mary, whose wisecracking personality charms everyone, so much so that Roseanne begs Mary to stay with the Conners - permanently.
TV-G
5:38pm
It's No Place Like Home For the Holidays
A terrible snow storm leaves Darlene snowed in at David's house for Christmas while Dan and DJ are stuck at home with Nancy and Marla. Roseanne and Jackie are trapped at the diner with Nana and their mother.
TV-PG
6:16pm
Altar Egos
When they have a titanic ego clash, Roseanne is worried about the future of Fred and Jackie's relationship. It seems they just can't make up their minds, or egos, about walking down the aisle together.
TV-G
6:54pm
Thanksgiving 1994
Nana Mary's introduces her new husband at Thanksgiving.. Roseanne and Dan anxiously await the results from her prenatal test and learn that something may be wrong with the baby.
TV-PG
7:27pm
Out of the Past
A visit from Nana Mary and a box of toys from Jackie and Roseanne's childhood brings up old memories. Becky and Darlene cook Bev a birthday dinner. Roseanne invites Scott and Leon to Dan's poker party.
TV-G
8:00pm
The Wedding
It's Darlene and David's wedding day and, in true Conner style, nothing's usual! Dan and Darlene reconcile as Darlene and David exchange marriage vows. Dan's heart trouble increases.
TV-G
8:30pm
Mothers and Other Strangers
Roseanne misses Dan and is worried he won't like the changes she's made to the house. Bev visits Nana Mary, seeking understanding and the two make amends.
TV-G
9:00pm
Stan’s Return
Dorothy's ex-husband, Stan, shows up to settle a piece of land they bought on their honeymoon. This leads to Dorothy and Stan spending the night together. Rose and Blanche plan a vacation that Sophia is not invited on.
TV-PG
9:30pm
The Audit
Dorothy is stunned to learn that Stan's tax problems are her tax problems since Stan is being audited for a number of years when they were still married. Blanche and Rose take a Spanish class, each for different reasons.
TV-PG
10:00pm
My Brother, My Father
Sophia's brother Angelo, a priest, comes to visit and doesn't know Dorothy and Stan are divorced. To spare his feelings, Sophia has Dorothy and Stan pretend to be married. Rose and Blanche prepare to star in The Sound of Music.
TV-PG
10:30pm
Zborn Again
Dorothy finds herself being wooed by Stan and it seems her old feelings for him are resurfacing. Meanwhile, Rose has to deal with an annoying co-worker.
TV-PG
11:00pm
There Goes the Bride (1)
Dorothy has been sneaking around so that Sophia doesn't discover that she's been dating Stan. However, when Stan proposes, Dorothy must reveal the truth to Sophia.
TV-PG
11:36pm
There Goes the Bride (2)
Totally against Dorothy and Stan's impending nuptials, Sophia vows to not let the ceremony go off. Meanwhile, Blanche begins interviewing for a new roommate since Dorothy is planning to move out.
TV-PG