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Time Show Episode
9:00am
Emmett's Brother-In-Law
Emmett's wife pressures him into becoming an insurance salesman, like his successful Brother-in-Law.
TV-G
9:36am
Opie's Drug Store Job
Responsible Opie is given the task of running the drugstore while the owner is away.
TV-G
10:12am
The Church Benefactors
When the church acquires money from an estate, one faction wants to buy new choir robes, while another group wants to fix a structure problem within the house of worship.
TV-G
10:48am
Barney Hosts A Summit Meeting
In Don Knotts' final appearance on the show, Barney brings the East and West together in sleepy Mayberry for a summit meeting.
TV-G
11:24am
Goober Goes To The Auto Show
Goober feels like a failure when one of his old classmates appears to be quite successful.
TV-G
12:00pm
Snow Train Part 1
Matt, Doc, Festus, and several other passengers are trapped on a train by a band of Indians in the snowy Colorado mountains. Guest Star: Loretta Swit
TV-G
1:10pm
Snow Train Part 2
Marshal Dillon is cornered by three Sioux Indians as he goes for help for the freezing passengers of a trapped train. Guest Star: Loretta Swit
TV-G
2:20pm
P.S. Murray Christmas
Seven homeless children en route from a Kansas orphanage to California find a Christmas they have never known.
TV-G
3:30pm
Gabrielle
Joe and Hoss come upon an accident and find a couple dead.
TV-PG
4:36pm
The Pure Truth
Much to the distress of his family, Hoss is suffering from spring fever.
TV-PG
5:46pm
Opie the Bird Man
Opie kills a mother bird with his slingshot and is forced to become her babies' surrogate mother.
TV-G
6:23pm
The Haunted House
Two of Mayberry's bravest souls, Barney and Gomer, enter an old abandoned (and reportedly haunted) house.
TV-G
7:00pm
Ernest T. Bass Joins the Army
When Mayberry's resident wild man is barred from enlisting in the Army, Ernest T. Bass goes on a glass-breaking rampage. Guest Star: Howard Morris
TV-G
7:30pm
The Sermon for Today
Inspired by the day's church sermon (What's Your Hurry?), several Mayberrians decide to organize a relaxing band concert.
TV-G
8:00pm
Briscoe Declares for Aunt Bee
Attracted by her rose poetry and fine cooking, Briscoe Darling kidnaps Aunt Bee. Guest Star: Denver Pyle
TV-G
8:30pm
A Christmas Story
A modern-day Scrooge (businessman Ben Weaver) causes trouble on Christmas Eve.
TV-G
9:00pm
The Toaster
Ray is overjoyed by the reaction he is getting from friends and family who received a personalized Barone toaster from him as a gift -- even Debras pretentious parents are thrilled with it.
TV-PG
9:30pm
The Christmas Picture
Ray believes he has finally found the ultimate Christmas gift for his parents -- if nothing else, it will certainly be something they will remember forever.
TV-PG
10:00pm
Little Bummer Boy
Hoping to lift Arlo's spirits, Maddie, Thelma and Frank decide to celebrate Christmas for once. Arlo surprises Maddie with an unwelcome gift: her estranged mother. Guest Star: Cloris Leachman
TV-PG
10:30pm
How The Grinch Spent Xmas
Holly convinces the gang to give up their Christmas plans to spend the holiday together, but ditches the group when she meets a handsome stranger.
TV-14
11:00pm
Little Bummer Boy
Hoping to lift Arlo's spirits, Maddie, Thelma and Frank decide to celebrate Christmas for once. Arlo surprises Maddie with an unwelcome gift: her estranged mother. Guest Star: Cloris Leachman
TV-PG
11:30pm
How The Grinch Spent Xmas
Holly convinces the gang to give up their Christmas plans to spend the holiday together, but ditches the group when she meets a handsome stranger.
TV-14