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Time Show Episode
6:00am
Larceny and Old Lace
Sophia's latest boyfriend, Rocco, claims to have been involved in the mob, so when the girls discover Rocco's bag has thousands of dollars in it, they assume he robbed a bank. Dorothy and Blanche sneak a peek at Rose's diary.
TV-PG
6:36am
Valentine's Day
It's Valentine's Day, and the girls are all excited until each one of their dates cancels at the last minute. This leaves them to reminisce about Valentine's Day past.
TV-PG
7:12am
Mrs. George Devereaux
Blanche has a secret admirer and is shocked when she meets him: her supposedly dead husband, George. Meanwhile, Dorothy is being wooed by two men, Sonny Bono and Lyle Waggoner.
TV-PG
7:48am
One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest (1)
Blanche dumps her visiting uncle, Lucas, on Dorothy, so the two trick Blanche by saying they're engaged. When Rose announces she plans to move, Lucas decides to reveal the truth, but instead proposes to Dorothy for real.
TV-PG
8:24am
One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest (2)
Dorothy accepts Lucas's marriage proposal and they wed. Blanche, Rose, and Dorothy say a tearful goodbye with Dorothy planning on moving to Atlanta. Meanwhile, Sophia makes a final decision on where she wants to live.
TV-PG
9:00am
The Dropout
Famous ballplayer Don Drysdale visits the Brady house.
TV-G
9:30am
The Drummer Boy
Bobby's interest in drumming drives the family out of the house.
TV-G
10:00am
Getting Davy Jones
Marcia brags to her schoolmates that she is president of the Davy Jones fan club.
TV-G
10:30am
Jan's Aunt Jenny
Jan is ecstatic when she discovers an old picture of her look-alike Aunt Jenny in the attic.
TV-G
11:00am
Greg's Triangle
Greg's new steady is Marcia's competition for head cheerleader.
TV-G
11:30am
Mail Order Hero
Bobby tells his friends he and legendary football hero Joe Namath are friends.
TV-G
12:00pm
Arlo's Birthday
After hearing Arlo's karaoke talent at his birthday party, Maddie is thrilled to find a connection with him and decides to make him a star. Against his wishes, she pulls some strings to try to set him up with a record producer.
TV-PG
12:30pm
True Lies
Eden shares a secret about herself and Phil with Holly, who blabs to Stuart and Haskell, testing boundaries within the group.
TV-14
1:00pm
PLAY IT AGAIN, VANESSA
With her music recital three days away, Vanessa cannot play a note on the clarinet. Cliff arranges private lessons. Jazz great Dizzy Gillespie guest stars as Vanessa's teacher who tries to give her a crash course in the clarinet
TV-G
1:30pm
SLUMBER PARTY (Formerly: SLUMBER
While Clair is away, Cliff dreams up ways to entertain the children, but only Grandpa is able to tame the troops. When Rudy complains she has no one to play with, Cliff allows a friend to sleep over; which turns into eight.
TV-G
2:00pm
CLIFF'S BIRTHDAY
While Cliff snoops to find his special birthday surprise, Clair has arranged for the family to see the legendary Lena Horne. Cliff is beside himself when she dedicates a song to him and invites the family to her dressing room.
TV-G
2:30pm
THEO AND THE OLDER WOMAN (NOTE: RECORDED IN MONAURAL SOUND
Theo wants Denise to introduce him to her friend, Suzanne. Theo dazzles Suzanne with tales of sophistication in an effort to win a date. But Theo's bubble bursts when Suzanne's burly boyfriend shows up at the Huxtable home.
TV-G
3:00pm
MRS. WESTLAKE
When Cliff invites Theo's math teacher, Mrs. Westlake, and her husband to dinner, Theo prepares himself for what promises to be the worst night of his life. But the family is surprised when she turns out to be a charming woman.
TV-G
3:30pm
A TOUCH OF WONDER
Denise & Theo are thrilled when they are in a minor car accident with a limousine whose only passenger is superstar Stevie Wonder. Wonder feels so bad about the accident that he invites the whole family to a recording studio.
TV-G
4:00pm
THE PROM
Theo Huxtable and his friends are determined to treat their dates to the best prom night money can buy. Meanwhile, at home, Vanessa and Rudy help Cliff give Clair the prom she never had.
TV-G
4:30pm
IF THE DRESS FITS, WEAR IT
Debbie Allen guest stars as an exercise instructor known as "The Bonecrusher"- whom Clair hopes will help her fit into her new gown. Clair throws herself into the workouts, but her efforts are undermined by a mischievous Cliff.
TV-G
5:00pm
Less is More
Constantly troubled by a bad back, Roseanne's doctor suggests an operation that will relieve her pain, but it may cause new problems between her and Dan. Neil Patrick Harris, star of "Doogie Howser," makes a cameo appearance.
TV-PG
5:38pm
Ladies' Choice
Roseanne begins to feel her age when her mom moves into a retirement home. Meanwhile, Nancy drops a bombshell on Roseanne and Jackie by confessing to her relationship with another woman.
TV-PG
6:16pm
Lanford Daze
D.J.preps for a school play, Dan tries his hand at selling hot tubs, and Darlene demonstrates her animal rights stance by lashing out against Roseanne's business.
TV-G
6:54pm
First Cousin, Twice Removed
Roseanne's rich and snooty cousin, Ronnie, makes an unannounced visit to Lanford. She reignites a long-simmering feud with Roseanne when she advises Darlene to leave home to pursue her dreams.
TV-G
7:27pm
Guilt by Imagination
Dan's old girlfriend drops by for a lunch date. Roseanne imagines some romantic fantasies of her own with Fabio.
TV-PG
8:00pm
Arsenic and Old Mom
Dan's mother, Audrey, shows up at the Conner house, released from the mental hospital. It isn't long before Dan realizes she is trying to kill him.
TV-G
8:30pm
The Clip Show: All About Rosey (Part 2 of 2)
Decades in the future, a manic-depressive adult DJ remembers snippets of his childhood during a psychiatric appointment.
TV-G
9:00pm
Ladies of the Evening
The house is fumigated and the girls move into a Miami Beach hotel. Dressed up to attend a Burt Reynolds movie premiere, the girls are caught in a hotel raid, mistaken as prostitutes, and dragged off to jail.
TV-PG
9:30pm
Larceny and Old Lace
Sophia's latest boyfriend, Rocco, claims to have been involved in the mob, so when the girls discover Rocco's bag has thousands of dollars in it, they assume he robbed a bank. Dorothy and Blanche sneak a peek at Rose's diary.
TV-PG
10:00pm
Valentine's Day
It's Valentine's Day, and the girls are all excited until each one of their dates cancels at the last minute. This leaves them to reminisce about Valentine's Day past.
TV-PG
10:30pm
Mrs. George Devereaux
Blanche has a secret admirer and is shocked when she meets him: her supposedly dead husband, George. Meanwhile, Dorothy is being wooed by two men, Sonny Bono and Lyle Waggoner.
TV-PG
11:00pm
One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest (1)
Blanche dumps her visiting uncle, Lucas, on Dorothy, so the two trick Blanche by saying they're engaged. When Rose announces she plans to move, Lucas decides to reveal the truth, but instead proposes to Dorothy for real.
TV-PG
11:30pm
One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest (2)
Dorothy accepts Lucas's marriage proposal and they wed. Blanche, Rose, and Dorothy say a tearful goodbye with Dorothy planning on moving to Atlanta. Meanwhile, Sophia makes a final decision on where she wants to live.
TV-PG